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Thread titles we're likely to see over the next three months

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    Corkhead.Corkhead. Posts: 445
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    Hugh Jboobs wrote: »

    If you're an atheist, why do you celebrate Christmas?

    Because I have grandchildren to take to the panto, which means I can behave like a six year old for an entire afternoon and nobody cares because they're all doing it too.

    Whoever invented pantomime was a genius.
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    Corkhead.Corkhead. Posts: 445
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    Headlines we are likely to see before Christmas.


    Shops complain that shoppers aren't spending enough.

    Debt management agencies warn of overspending at Christmas.

    Wonga announce record profits.
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    SparklySwedeSparklySwede Posts: 1,112
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    I don't think anyone's mentioned this irritant:

    "Make Fairytale of New York the Christmas Number One"

    Or any variant with any song in the title. Or:

    "Stop X Factor being Christmas Number One"

    NO.
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    AddisonianAddisonian Posts: 16,377
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    RIP Prince Philip
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