The ladyboy doth protest too much

MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8665812.stm

My best news story of the day! Why is it that the ones who scream the loudest about the evils of homosexuality are harbouring secret desires? It can't just be to amuse us?

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,111
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    "If you talk with my travel assistant... you will find I spent a great deal of time sharing scientific information on the desirability of abandoning homosexual intercourse, and I shared the Gospel of Jesus Christ with him in great detail."

    Mmm, I believe him.:)
  • PamelaLPamelaL Posts: 67,688
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    Never mind the rent boys what the bloody hell is going on with his moustache??!! :eek:
  • lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    Forget the moustache, he should have got himself a beard. :D;)
  • KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    I don't understand the 'ladyboy' reference vis-a-vis the story. I read it and 'ladyboys' weren't mentioned.
  • OvalteenieOvalteenie Posts: 24,169
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    What does a "travel assistant" do? :confused:
  • HarryValleyHarryValley Posts: 16,433
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    I don't understand the 'ladyboy' reference vis-a-vis the story. I read it and 'ladyboys' weren't mentioned.
    It's a pun innit! Tut!
  • shakeyershammyshakeyershammy Posts: 18,913
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    He said he only realised the man's profession once the trip had begun.

    Sure he did. :rolleyes:

    Notice he didn't take it upon himself to curtail the trip then, given his extreme "beliefs".
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,111
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    Ovalteenie wrote: »
    What does a "travel assistant" do? :confused:

    I think they clean your penis orally.

    If you are female they wash your hair.
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    It's a pun innit! Tut!

    Kappellmeister knows his classical music, but not his Shakspeare.
  • SilverShredSilverShred Posts: 142
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    PamelaL wrote: »
    Never mind the rent boys what the bloody hell is going on with his moustache??!! :eek:
    John Newcombe - circa 1972!!
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    Presumably he had to take a rent boy, as nobody would go with him otherwise. I presume gay men don't usually choose ranting homophobic religious nutcases as their partner.
  • KBBJKBBJ Posts: 10,266
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    Heh, that Rekers bloke is the anti-gayer somebody quoted in a Do People Choose To Be Gay thread - him from NARTH. Fabulous, darling. :D
  • MAWMAW Posts: 38,777
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    KBBJ wrote: »
    Heh, that Rekers bloke is the anti-gayer somebody quoted in a Do People Choose To Be Gay thread - him from NARTH. Fabulous, darling. :D

    Exactly, that is why it's so funny. It couldn't happen to a nicer bloke, the being caught in flagrant hypcrisy that is.
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