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Things you thought would never happen?

linkinpark875linkinpark875 Posts: 29,703
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My list:

*Tablets replacing people's computers so fast.

*Interest rates being so low or going lower.

*Sky losing Champions Leauge rights.

*Sega not making games consoles anymore.

*Torries winning a majority in May. Labour doing so bad.

*C4 giving up Big Brother and Friends to C5/Viacom.

*Film4 and E4 going free.

*Driverless cars.

*Trams back in Edinburgh.

Anybody got anymore?
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    Star Wars 7, 8 and 9
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    jjwalesjjwales Posts: 48,572
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    Same-sex marriage
    A Conservative PM bringing in same-sex marriage!

    Scotland getting its own Parliament
    Scotland voting on independence
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    linkinpark875linkinpark875 Posts: 29,703
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    Anymore? :)
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    Lucy Van PeltLucy Van Pelt Posts: 11,642
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    Anymore? :)

    Smoking being banned in pubs

    Was discussed for a few years before it actually took place but thought it would never happen in pubs itself

    When Ireland paved the way - not being the world's healthiest nation (and I am Irish before anyone starts) I thought that won't last


    and now.......... (not that I am saying it is a bad thing)
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    TeganRhanTeganRhan Posts: 2,947
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    Seeing space flights offered to the public in my life time. Granted only the very rich, but still... It's pretty amazing.
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    Lucy Van PeltLucy Van Pelt Posts: 11,642
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    Top of the pops being axed and no one giving a crap when it was - including me
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    DigitalSpyUserDigitalSpyUser Posts: 1,319
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    Realising that something like organised stalking or gang stalking exists. If you don't know what this is, Google it.
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    KapellmeisterKapellmeister Posts: 41,322
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    A British judge deciding that under British law abusing an Asian child merits a stiffer sentence compared to abusing a white British child.

    And English cities with white British minorities.
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    NodgerNodger Posts: 6,668
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    The statement Heather Mills made after the divorce settlement court case (sorry, I typed, 'divorce settlement court case', but meant 'self entitled fleecing')
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,954
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    The Internet.

    Yes, a Tablet.

    Jimmy Saville and his exploits.

    911.

    The End Of The World Next Week!
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    Col.KurtzCol.Kurtz Posts: 422
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    The video game industry becoming bigger than movie and music industry.

    Flat screen TVs.

    High street shops dying out so fast and the big names going bust like Blockbusters etc
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Never thought we'd see the end of Woolworths.

    A record number of people (over 1m) needing to use foodbanks in a first world country.

    Take That still hanging on after all these years :D

    Poverty porn.
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    jjwalesjjwales Posts: 48,572
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    Nodger wrote: »
    The statement Heather Mills made after the divorce settlement court case (sorry, I typed, 'divorce settlement court case', but meant 'self entitled fleecing')

    Why do you care about someone else's divorce settlement?
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    CappySpectrumCappySpectrum Posts: 2,907
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    Skynet takes over the world.

    Smartphones is the worlds dependancy.

    Peoples lives are social media.
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    ArcanaArcana Posts: 37,521
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    T-Rex sprouting feathers.
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    NodgerNodger Posts: 6,668
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    jjwales wrote: »
    Why do you care about someone else's divorce settlement?

    I don't, the question is "Things you thought would never happen?". I remember what she said outside the court (at least that which was shown on the news about her daughter's 'allowance' and flying across the pond) and that caused my jawdropometer to hit the same score as for 911. I never thought anyone could say such things and think it 'all right'. it just has always stuck in my mind, that's all.
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    BadLadAshBadLadAsh Posts: 28,490
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    Kathy Beale coming back from the dead (EastEnders) :blush:
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    wampa1wampa1 Posts: 2,997
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    I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham, out on the windy common; that night I ain't forgotten. When she dealt out the rations with some or other passions, I said "you are a lady" "Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

    We moved in to a basement with thoughts of our engagement. We stayed in by the telly although the room was smelly. We spent our time just kissing, The Railway Arms we're missing, but love had got us hooked up and all our time it took up.

    I got a job with Stanley, he said I'd come in handy, and started me on Monday so I had a bath on Sunday. I worked eleven hours and bought the girl some flowers. She said she'd seen a doctor and nothing now could stop her

    I worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitter. I put away a tenner each week to make her better. And when the time was ready we had to sell the telly, late evenings by the fire with little kicks inside her

    This morning at four fifty, I took her rather nifty, down to an incubator where thirty minutes later she gave birth to a daughter.

    Within a year a walker she looked just like her mother, If there could be another.

    And now she's two years older, her mother's with a soldier. She left me when my drinking became a proper stinging. The devil came and took me from bar to street to bookie, no more nights by the telly, no more nights nappies smelling.

    Alone here in the kitchen, I feel there's something missing. I'd beg for some forgiveness but begging's not my business. And she won't write a letter although I always tell her and so it's my assumption, I'm really up the junction.
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    PoppySeedPoppySeed Posts: 2,483
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    wampa1 wrote: »
    I never thought it would happen with me and the girl from Clapham, out on the windy common; that night I ain't forgotten. When she dealt out the rations with some or other passions, I said "you are a lady" "Perhaps" she said. "I may be"

    We moved in to a basement with thoughts of our engagement. We stayed in by the telly although the room was smelly. We spent our time just kissing, The Railway Arms we're missing, but love had got us hooked up and all our time it took up.

    I got a job with Stanley, he said I'd come in handy, and started me on Monday so I had a bath on Sunday. I worked eleven hours and bought the girl some flowers. She said she'd seen a doctor and nothing now could stop her

    I worked all through the winter, the weather brass and bitter. I put away a tenner each week to make her better. And when the time was ready we had to sell the telly, late evenings by the fire with little kicks inside her

    This morning at four fifty, I took her rather nifty, down to an incubator where thirty minutes later she gave birth to a daughter.

    Within a year a walker she looked just like her mother, If there could be another.

    And now she's two years older, her mother's with a soldier. She left me when my drinking became a proper stinging. The devil came and took me from bar to street to bookie, no more nights by the telly, no more nights nappies smelling.

    Alone here in the kitchen, I feel there's something missing. I'd beg for some forgiveness but begging's not my business. And she won't write a letter although I always tell her and so it's my assumption, I'm really up the junction.

    :D great song. Never thought it would happen that Glenn thingy from Squeeze would seem quite weird, or at least last time I saw him on the telly.
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    jjwalesjjwales Posts: 48,572
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    Nodger wrote: »
    I don't, the question is "Things you thought would never happen?". I remember what she said outside the court (at least that which was shown on the news about her daughter's 'allowance' and flying across the pond) and that caused my jawdropometer to hit the same score as for 911. I never thought anyone could say such things and think it 'all right'. it just has always stuck in my mind, that's all.

    OK, thanks for explaining!
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    RosebuddyRosebuddy Posts: 1,567
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    Gays adopting children, did I dream it or is it actually true ?
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    ArmiArmi Posts: 3,317
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    White British people becoming a minority in London.
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    VulpesVulpes Posts: 1,504
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    Cashless buses.
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    ThatGuy11200ThatGuy11200 Posts: 1,459
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    Finding more than a dozen, remarkably complete, members of an ancient human species, all in the same cave.
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    lemoncurdlemoncurd Posts: 57,778
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    25 years ago, I'd never have thought Britain would be building new railways again (or indeed, that railway patronage would suddenly explode after years of decline).
    Conversely, I can't ever see us building another motorway again.
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