tights, olive oil, watersports, ear secs, hot tubs full of lesbeans and holding hands

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 07:25

Which do you prefer?

shackfan · 31/12/10 - 07:53

Most pointless thread of the year?

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 08:00

There might be some weirdo who doesn't pick holding hands.

winenroses · 31/12/10 - 08:19

Hot tubs full of lesbians. There you go.:D

But it's really holding hands first. Hot tubs full of lesbians is very close behind.

Noticed the reaction to your OP.

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 08:29

I was worried for a second there.

silentNate · 31/12/10 - 08:37

Ear secs?

Judy Blume told me that you can't go back to holding hands

Kimmler · 31/12/10 - 08:42

Tights. On women of course.

winenroses · 31/12/10 - 08:47

silentNate wrote: »

Ear secs?

Judy Blume told me that you can't go back to holding hands

Yes, what are ear secs? Are they as good as ear sex? Is ear sex good?

And did Judy Blume mean that you can't go back to holding hands with the same person, or just never, ever?

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 08:48

I've never had ear secs or read Judy Blume, how deprived am I?

Zero gravitas · 31/12/10 - 09:07

Olive oil.
And when you've finished you can always use it in a scrummy salad dressing.:D:D

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 09:08

Zero gravitas wrote: »

Olive oil.
And when you've finished you can always use it in a scrummy salad dressing.:D:D

good point, you don't get that with holding hands.

Kimmler · 31/12/10 - 09:11

Tights are great, though my wife thinks they are evil.

alfiewozere · 31/12/10 - 09:17

I'd go for tights, can't live without them when it's nippy out, closely followed by olive oil which has a multitude of uses. The hot tub of lesbians has no appeal as I am a straight girl and holding hands is overrated. Oh and I don't know what ear secs is. Eric can you explain?

indianwells · 31/12/10 - 09:18

Olive oil. A nice peppery one from Tuscany for preferance.

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 09:18

I'm not entirely sure, but some of the Chatter people are into it I think. Think they are trying to corrupt me.

winenroses · 31/12/10 - 09:19

TheEricPollard wrote: »

I've never had ear secs or read Judy Blume, how deprived am I?

You'll always have holding hands. I hope.

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 09:20

winenroses wrote: »

You'll always have holding hands. I hope.

what about cuddling?

winenroses · 31/12/10 - 09:21

TheEricPollard wrote: »

what about cuddling?

You're a fast worker.

Kimmler · 31/12/10 - 09:24

alfiewozere wrote: »

I'd go for tights, can't live without them when it's nippy out, closely followed by olive oil which has a multitude of uses. The hot tub of lesbians has no appeal as I am a straight girl and holding hands is overrated. Oh and I don't know what ear secs is. Eric can you explain?

Madam I salute you! You should be knighted.

alfiewozere · 31/12/10 - 09:29

TheEricPollard wrote: »

I'm not entirely sure, but some of the Chatter people are into it I think. Think they are trying to corrupt me.

Some of the chatter people are into what? This ear secs business? Do tell. I only found out what intracrural sex meant last week:o DS is so damn educational!

TheEricPollard · 31/12/10 - 09:32

alfiewozere wrote: »

Some of the chatter people are into what? This ear secs business? Do tell. I only found out what intracrural sex meant last week:o DS is so damn educational!

I don't know what that is either, will it scare me?:eek:

alfiewozere · 31/12/10 - 09:35

TheEricPollard wrote: »

I don't know what that is either, will it scare me?:eek:

No it's not at all scary. Unlike some of the other dubious sexual terms I have been encouraged to google:o Usually whilst at work as well:eek:

[Deleted User] · 31/12/10 - 09:39

Olive oil for salads, but if you're frying, you could give good old lard a go. I know it's a bit unfashionable nowadays, but it's taste neutral (not porky) and gives great results, and many scientists now feel that animal fats have had a bad press and are often better for you than vegetable oils.

But this thread was perhaps never actually about cooking, was it?

alfiewozere · 31/12/10 - 09:41

flobadob wrote: »

Olive oil for salads, but if you're frying, you could give good old lard a go. I know it's a bit unfashionable nowadays, but it's taste neutral (not porky) and gives great results, and many scientists now feel that animal fats have had a bad press and are often better for you than vegetable oils.

But this thread was perhaps never actually about cooking, was it?

I don't care, you've given me a craving for sausages cooked in lard now with fried bread. Thank you!:) I haven't eaten in days with this bloody flu-type bug, so the calories and cholesterol will be welcome.

Artymags · 31/12/10 - 09:43

flobadob wrote: »

Olive oil for salads, but if you're frying, you could give good old lard a go. I know it's a bit unfashionable nowadays, but it's taste neutral (not porky) and gives great results, and many scientists now feel that animal fats have had a bad press and are often better for you than vegetable oils.

But this thread was perhaps never actually about cooking, was it?

No - not olive oil for me - I don't like it for cooking and it ruins salads.
Can I opt for Hellman's Mayonnaise instead?

Artymags · 31/12/10 - 09:47

I don't think I like watersports.
I once tried waterskiing years ago but I was no good at it.

Hey there!

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