Flies are driving me nuts

Nard Dog · 22-06-2012, 10:57

I had a small model aircraft engine sewn into the skin of my testicles in 2001.

Its been driving me nuts for 11 years

cjsmummy · 22-06-2012, 11:28

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Originally Posted by Sigurd

What with the bumblebees and the flies, cjsmummy, you and the insect world seem to be in conflict at the moment!

I know

cjsmummy · 23-06-2012, 00:57

The one that thought it was smart in my bathroom just got whacked with a M&M direct brochure and flushed down the bog.

Hieronymous · 23-06-2012, 05:07

I find a fly swat more effective than spray. No unpleasant odour and it lasts a helluva while longer. Cheaper too.

jra · 23-06-2012, 06:41

You should live where I live. Most flies die from air pollution.

drw1963 · 23-06-2012, 18:47

Can flies die if I farted and the fart smells of eggs?

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22-06-2012, 10:57	#26
Nard Dog Inactive Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Posts: 1,147	I had a small model aircraft engine sewn into the skin of my testicles in 2001. Its been driving me nuts for 11 years

23-06-2012, 00:57	#28
cjsmummy Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Chaos Services: In your dreams. Posts: 7,480	The one that thought it was smart in my bathroom just got whacked with a M&M direct brochure and flushed down the bog.

23-06-2012, 05:07	#29
Hieronymous Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Posts: 1,668	I find a fly swat more effective than spray. No unpleasant odour and it lasts a helluva while longer. Cheaper too.

23-06-2012, 06:41	#30
jra Forum Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 23,271	You should live where I live. Most flies die from air pollution.

23-06-2012, 18:47	#31
drw1963 Inactive Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 362	Can flies die if I farted and the fart smells of eggs?