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corleone_capo
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every couple younger than 70 cheats on each other
if theres a disaster the police + fire brigade suddenly disappear
everyone drinks wine at home and nothing else
add yours:)
if theres a disaster the police + fire brigade suddenly disappear
everyone drinks wine at home and nothing else
add yours:)
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If you have 5 enemies or more, at some point you will be attacked by an unknown assailant
Weddings are the best venues for disasters or revelations
It will snow every Christmas
Siblings will always steal eachothers partners at some point
you will never need the toilet
It is normal to spend your entire social life in the same pub every lunchtime and evening
Whenever you have a row or a public announcement, the pub's music will stop for you
Anyone that says this will be the best xmas ever/nothing can possibly go wrong or something along those lines is destined for disaster
but will only become pregnant by him if it sa one off thing
then have his baby
Men drink beer
If they don't drink alcohol, it's orange juice
If they're an alcoholic it's red wine
If they are in a cafe it's coffee
If they are at home it's tea
There are no other drinks.
If you're Phil Mitchell, you would continually lord it over people, get away with various crimes and have women find you irresistible (and punch above your weight with most of them)
Long-term characters always survive much-hyped disasters
Physical contact and kissing between same-sex couples are kept to a bare minimum
A huge secret/revelation must be revealed in a crowded pub
this!:rolleyes:
Jobs are easy to come by and you can usually see your workplace from your bedroom window, but it's a simple matter to arrange a week's employment in the Middle East if you need to briefly make yourself scarce while still earning.
Expect to see female friends of child-bearing age mysteriously trying to hide their middles for months at a time with clumsily placed handbags or teatowels. This is nothing more than an attempt to disguise latent criminal tendencies and can be cured by a short, sharp spell in prison.
Drugs? Just say 'Yes'. In exchange for a fortnight of misery (which you will be too out of your tree to remember anyway), you will immediately be rewarded with two thriving businesses, a comfortable new home and a bulging wallet.
Like this one
thats a brilliant one
If you can't have your own kids your partner will cheat on you and get someone else pregnant. This is more likely to happen if they cheat on you with your sister, best friend or arch enemy.
If you confess to a crime, or confide a secret, it will get recorded.
Usually by lauren branning
Infact. Your baby will sleep all day everyday
Or if there are they have virtually total blindspots and complete collective amnesia concerning the sensational lives (and deaths) of the inhabitants of certain tightly knit communities in certain backstreets, squares and villages, stretching back twenty, thirty even fifty years.
Nobody owns a kettle/toaster/microwave and pops to the nearby cafe for a cup of tea and a sandwhich even if they live across the road.
Twenty and thirty year olds continue to live with their parents.
Never mentioned before relatives suddenly pop up.
A tiny terraced house has up to 27 bedrooms.
Improving your lot in life is the ultimate sin.