How awful do you think life was in medieval Britain?

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  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Nothing wrong with a little righteous suffering...

    It was obligatory, actually!
  • Zizu58Zizu58 Posts: 3,658
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    taking the bad weather conditions and food supplies into consideration, how bad do you think life was back in the dark ages?

    Much the same as now but with fewer idiots , druggies and paedos
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    ...and trolls were real trolls, and ogres didn't go on holidays in the sun...
  • balthasarbalthasar Posts: 2,824
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    RebelScum wrote: »
    Did they do oral sex back then?
    SULLA wrote: »
    My knees wouldn't cope with those hard floors:o

    Well it is a Friday night...:D
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Well it is a Friday night...

    ....and "going clubbing" involved a real big stick...
  • WinterLilyWinterLily Posts: 6,305
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    ^ This. All the rest are pointless comparisons with modern day life.... a life that didn't yet exist.

    I mean really, think about it. Apart from the social pecking order, how would you know anything better? What was there to compare to?

    I agree. We look back on these times with a modern perspective. Life was very different but they knew no different. Most people they knew would have been in the same predicament...for social mobility did not exist. The life of the gentry would have been as unobtainable to the peasant as a trip to the moon. I would imagine most people got on with life as best they could and made the best of the little they had.

    I wonder how our descendants will look back at the early 21st century 600 years into the future? Probably with the same incomprehension.

    How did they manage to survive like that?:o
    We are products of our time.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Most people they knew would have been in the same predicament...for social mobility did not exist. The life of the gentry would have been as unobtainable to the peasant as a trip to the moon

    Social mobility came in with a bang after the Black Death; see the appropriate epsiode of the Seven Ages of Britain for a better explanation than I can do here :p
  • jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    Gneiss wrote: »
    Well they had it in Roman times so I don't suppose they dropped it as a bad idea in the Medieval period...
    I doubt they did, that probably only came as printed porn became more common in Victorian times influenced or directly lifted from continental sources, and then probably only with ladies of a loose nature:blush:.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 133
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    Being Jewish, I think it would have been horrific, having read Ivanhoe and read accounts from the Henry III-Edward I era. Not good.

    Having said that, there was something strangely romantic and simple about that era which disappears in the more cynical Tudor years and later. I think it was 'The Holy Grail' that did it for me and that entertaining series on Medieval life by Terry Jones, which showed that life was not all bad.

    On a side note, I thought the social mobility after the Black Death was pretty much short-lived and by the end of the 14th Century, with the corrupt, utterly useless Richard II on the throne, you had the peasants revolt and then the failure of that movement left the lower classes in a bigger mess than before. Maybe not.
  • Jol44Jol44 Posts: 21,048
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    It's the Tory dream to take us back there.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Being Jewish, I think it would have been horrific, having read Ivanhoe and read accounts from the Henry III-Edward I era. Not good.

    But then....not for long ;-) The jews were soon to be thrown out of England and weren't allowed back until Cromwell arrived. The Roundhead one, that is...

    And there were plenty of places in Europe that treated them worse at that time...as well as better; Moorish Spain for example had a large and propserous jewish population.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    It's the Tory dream to take us back there.

    Really, do you mind???
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 133
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    But then....not for long ;-) The jews were soon to be thrown out of England and weren't allowed back until Cromwell arrived. The Roundhead one, that is...

    And there were plenty of places in Europe that treated them worse at that time...as well as better; Moorish Spain for example had a large and propserous jewish population.

    And then Philip IV of France (the slaughterer of the Knights Templar) booted us out there.

    It's always nice to belong to such a much-loved and never-ignored group
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 343
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    chaff wrote: »
    It must have been absolutely shite. Cramped houses, earth floors, beds full of lice, no water on tap, no democracy, barbaric surgery, high risk of death from disease, just horrible.

    Wait, we have that now?:confused:
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    And then Philip IV of France (the slaughterer of the Knights Templar) booted us out there.

    Knowing the character of the man - I take it the jewish population wasn't allowed to take any wealth with it?
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    They'd probably last a lot longer in a Post Apocalyptic world situation than moden human civilisation ever could. We can learn a lot from these dark age/Viking/tribal cultures. Who knows? One day, we might need the same skills and end up in a similar version of society as them one day.

    The last five words're for the politicians to chew over.
  • farmer bobfarmer bob Posts: 27,595
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    Jol44 wrote: »
    It's the Tory dream to take us back there.

    Yawn..
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 133
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    Knowing the character of the man - I take it the jewish population wasn't allowed to take any wealth with it?


    Nope, Philip the 'Fair' managed to keep a hold on that. He was the Gordon Brown of his day, wealth destroyer
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Who knows? One day, we might need the same skills as them.

    Especially the Vikings :p "That lot over there have got something we need..."

    Seriously though - even the medieval population was at the mercy of certain extremely "specialised" skills like metalworking/smithing ;-) and a raft of lower-level ones like potters, carpenters etc.. The population REALLY suited for survival after an apocalypse with be that of the late Neolithic, people like the archer found in the glacier in Switzerland.
  • phylo_roadkingphylo_roadking Posts: 21,339
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    Nope, Philip the 'Fair' managed to keep a hold on that.

    That's a suprise - not! :p
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    marc_p88 wrote: »
    taking the bad weather conditions and food supplies into consideration, how bad do you think life was back in the dark ages?

    We don't know how life was in the dark ages, that's why they're called that.

    For all you know it might have been great, orgies etc but they want to keep quiet about it :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    Zizu58 wrote: »
    Much the same as now but with fewer idiots , druggies and paedos

    And dragons occupied the skies.
    Ever read a book called the Real Middle Earth? You might find some similarities between Tolkien/Dark Age Britain there. Don't forget, it was that sort of history and culture that influenced him and the Holy Grail has it's roots in Celtic myth.
  • Jol44Jol44 Posts: 21,048
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    farmer bob wrote: »
    Yawn..

    ditto
  • balthasarbalthasar Posts: 2,824
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    Social mobility came in with a bang after the Black Death; see the appropriate epsiode of the Seven Ages of Britain for a better explanation than I can do here :p
    I always thought the Black Death made folk stick together in way that every one who was left, had to fill the gaps.
    On the plus side we were teaching the French not to fight on sodden ground.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,341
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    Oh, yeah. Trolls were supposedly real an didn't exsist on the internet as there was no internet at the time but they were real to the people of the time.
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