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The Loch Ness Monster Will Be Taken Into Public Ownership

CentaurionCentaurion Posts: 2,060
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A un-named source close to a family friend of Alex Salmond's chiropodist claims today.

The source also claims the amount of extractable Shortbread in the West Lothian pits is a lot less than the 300 000 tons that the SNP claimed. This could mean importing inferior Latvian Shortbread.

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    JasonJason Posts: 76,557
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    "Hhhmmm .. there are nine threads about the referendum on GD's first page alone. I'm really quite funny and need my own thread to demonstrate this to everyone. If I dared add my humour to any other thread it might be missed and I can't be having that" ..
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    RobinOfLoxleyRobinOfLoxley Posts: 27,040
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    Go on Jason, start a new thread.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDVCWKx0hIM
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    They could sell Nessie abroad, under 'invisibles' in the balance sheet.
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    NX-74205NX-74205 Posts: 4,691
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    Centaurion wrote: »
    This could mean importing inferior Latvian Shortbread.

    Would probably work out better than importing Latvian murderers.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,924
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    NX-74205 wrote: »
    Would probably work out better than importing Latvian murderers.

    Indeed. Poor kid. :(
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    CentaurionCentaurion Posts: 2,060
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    JasonWatkins wrote: »
    "Hhhmmm .. there are nine threads about the referendum on GD's first page alone. I'm really quite funny and need my own thread to demonstrate this to everyone. If I dared add my humour to any other thread it might be missed and I can't be having that" ..

    OK, that's me told eh ?
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    Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    Well your thread made me laugh, Centaurion. :D

    Ignore the stroppyknickers posters. :)
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    contrariancontrarian Posts: 1,475
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    I was walking my dog the other day i I thought come on Nessie if you are real;, show yourself.

    But then that is why its called faith...even tho we never see it and it does not really do anything I stay strong in my faith that Nessie did create Loch Ness and all that sails on it
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    cnbcwatchercnbcwatcher Posts: 56,681
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    So where will Nessie go then?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 215
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    cnbcwatcher wrote: »
    So where will Nessie go then?

    An opening in Dungeness is available, I've heard.
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    Chuck WaoChuck Wao Posts: 2,724
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    cnbcwatcher wrote: »
    So where will Nessie go then?

    Surrey

    Andy will look after him,
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    Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,306
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    contrarian wrote: »
    I was walking my dog the other day i I thought come on Nessie if you are real;, show yourself.

    But then that is why its called faith...even tho we never see it and it does not really do anything I stay strong in my faith that Nessie did create Loch Ness and all that sails on it

    At least if you prove it exists, the absence of faith alone won't destroy it-unlike God (see Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy).
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    TerraCanisTerraCanis Posts: 14,099
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    I thought Nessie had already decamped to Windermere?
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    ZipMasonZipMason Posts: 140
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    Until the ghost of Thatcher privitizes it again, then it gets sold to Tata group......
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