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Funniest Facebook Fan Pages

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There are quite a few about, just wondering what the funniest facebook fan pages/groups people have come across are?

Please none which involve having to join before you can see 'the funniest txt convo ever' 'what you didnt want your mom to write on your status' 'most shocking picture ever' etc.

A few that made me laugh to get started;
  • One Notification! Someone loves me!!! Oh it's from an application... :(
  • 1... 2... 3... Smile! *smiling for ages* ....... Oh, it's on video
  • 63 Notifications Later and I regret Liking Your Status
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    rockerchickrockerchick Posts: 9,255
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    The one about the red socks and white turban in the wash.
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    Vodka_DrinkaVodka_Drinka Posts: 28,753
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    4000 Chavs a year die from tesco cheap booze. Every little helps.

    :D:D:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,418
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    I've joined way too many :o

    My faves include:
    It's better to be p*ssed off than to be p*ssed on
    No, creepy 40-year-old foreign guy, you may NOT add me as a friend
    That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl...
    OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh, it broke : /
    Cleaning your shoes with the brush on the side of an escalator
    A nice cup of tea and a sit down :)
    I know my family so well I can tell which one of them is coming up the stairs...
    'Lets eat Grandma!', or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.
    I would take a bullet for you... not in the head, but, like, in the leg or something.
    England: the country where pizza gets to your house quicker than the police.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,780
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    "LSHMTFOALIMC" Laughing so hard my turban falls off and lands in my curry.
    That isn't exact, btw, just from memory
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    alsmamaalsmama Posts: 4,564
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    summerain wrote: »
    I've joined way too many :o

    My faves include:
    It's better to be p*ssed off than to be p*ssed on
    No, creepy 40-year-old foreign guy, you may NOT add me as a friend
    That awkward moment when you can't tell if someone is a boy or a girl...
    OREOS: First you twist it, then you... oh, it broke : /
    Cleaning your shoes with the brush on the side of an escalator
    A nice cup of tea and a sit down :)
    I know my family so well I can tell which one of them is coming up the stairs...
    'Lets eat Grandma!', or 'Let's eat, Grandma!' Punctuation saves lives.
    I would take a bullet for you... not in the head, but, like, in the leg or something.
    England: the country where pizza gets to your house quicker than the police.

    Ooo is that one based on the book / website of the same name? If so I used to live near them :)
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    snoopy33snoopy33 Posts: 1,218
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    I love

    The Stunners from Jeremy Kyle

    comments are hilarious lol
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    Kittycat73Kittycat73 Posts: 2,958
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    I doubt it's real but on another forum someone wrote of, 'Don't you hate it when MC Hammer won't let you touch anything?'
    Cracked me up. :D
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    Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    Kittycat73 wrote: »
    I doubt it's real but on another forum someone wrote of, 'Don't you hate it when MC Hammer won't let you touch anything?'
    Cracked me up. :D


    It is indeed real, I've just had a peek. :D
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    Kittycat73Kittycat73 Posts: 2,958
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    It is indeed real, I've just had a peek. :D

    Cool! :D I never thought to check, I'll have to go find it now. :D Thanks! :D
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    BumbleSquatBumbleSquat Posts: 7,176
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    - 'My willy gets up in the morning before I do'
    - 'Naming your iPod "The Titanic" so it says "The Titanic is syncing".'
    - 'Well I'm as confused as a cow on astro-turf'
    - 'Coming home from the movies and finding popcorn in your bra'
    - 'I've pretended to die in front of my pet to see how they react'
    - 'If you can't remember it the next morning... IT NEVER HAPPENED!'
    - 'I wish I was female, fat and black so I could say ummmmhmmm!'
    - 'Hangovers. God's way of saying 'YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT'
    - 'Ooh a txt? ... Nope, just my leg randomly vibrating :('
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,940
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    "Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you"
    "Can this pickle get more fans than Twilight?"
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    Millie MuppetMillie Muppet Posts: 6,853
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    - - 'I've pretended to die in front of my pet to see how they react'


    :D:D:cry: I can't breathe.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,082
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    These are groups my friends have joined..

    A cup of tea is always the answer

    I Hate Clubland, Scouse House and Retro chavs

    Shut Up. I Wear Heels Bigger Than Your D**k.

    Takeshi's Castle Should Be The New Immigration Policy

    Period pains? Try having a boner in jeans.
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    Kittycat73Kittycat73 Posts: 2,958
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    - 'I've pretended to die in front of my pet to see how they react'


    I've just joined that one because, :o erm, I have before! :D
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    LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    neon tiger wrote: »
    "LSHMTFOALIMC" Laughing so hard my turban falls off and lands in my curry.
    That isn't exact, btw, just from memory

    Haha.. yeah it is. LMAO.:cool::D:eek:
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    LeeahLeeah Posts: 20,239
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    Iturban
    Your not in a relationship....your just getting BANGED!
    In a couple of years...."Mum, where did you meet Dad"? - "On Facebook"
    Poor Justin Beiber....everyone picks on HER. :D
    "How much is an Eminem?" "50 cent"! " Thats Ludacris!"
    I have never seen a pregnant chinese woman :| i atch havent come to think of it :eek:


    " Can you meet me halfway?" - "Nah..just come to mine"

    No matter how bad my life gets i WILL NOT end up on Jemery Kyle
    Bruv....hold my turban. I'm gonnaa bang him. (Dont ask, there's a sudden obsession with turbans atm :/)
    I would take a bullet for you....not in the head, like in the leg or something..
    I put the screw in the TUUUUNNAAAA!
    LSMMTUAFIMC = Laughing so much my turban unravels and falls in my curry.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 40,102
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    The title of this one cracks me up: "the day that brian harvey ate 47 baked potatoes then ran himself over" :D
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    emjemj Posts: 6,737
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    Have joined way too many of these :o

    'Why did Aunty Mabel always get in her plane, even just to go to the shops?!'
    'Sorry, can't hang out, it's Quidditch season.. you know how it is'
    'I hate it when Ron Weasley takes my car without asking and flies it to school'
    'I was winning Mario Kart then found out I wasn't looking at the right screen'
    'The Countdown theme tune should play for the last 30 seconds of an exam'
    'Where's my phone? Wait, I'm holding it'

    :D
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    CalphurniaCalphurnia Posts: 891
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    Some are groups and some fan pages but I've got (among many!):

    Why does nobody on Eastenders have a washing machine?
    I want to live long enough to see the DFS sale end.
    Keep the twins in to annoy everybody.
    If 1,000,000 people join this group nothing will happen. NOTHING!
    Who is Billy and why does he have no friends?
    Ooooh a friend request...who the hell is Iqbal?

    I want to do one and it be so thought provoking and clever that I get hundreds of thousands of people joining, but clearly I don't have the talent cos I made a page and only got three people :( (and I had to beg them! :o )
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    Rincewind78Rincewind78 Posts: 2,198
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    the next 4 lines are an actual group! and i quite like the title!



    With awesome hacking skills, you too can create a Facebook group with a really long name that defies the laws of physics and time, thereby creating a rip in the universe that calls forward dinosaurs to attack Australia. (Run, Australians, run!)
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,038
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    Refusion wrote: »
    "Meowing back at a cat when it meows at you"


    I had to join that group, as my cat has the whingiest meow I've ever heard, and my daughter will mimic him when he does it which drives me right up the flipping wall :D

    Honestly, he sounds like a siamese but he's a plain old inbred moggy. I do love him though
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    eugenespeedeugenespeed Posts: 66,695
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    If One Million People Join This Group I Will Do Absolutely Sweet F.A
    My Computer Beat Me At Chess, So I Beat It At Kick Boxing

    Two that I'm in that haven't already been posted in this thread.
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    EmilyJEGEmilyJEG Posts: 539
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    • The Mini Spaz Attack When Your In Bed, Half Asleep And Imagine Your Falling
    • i used to love snow, until 2010 took it too far!
    • Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
    • I am not a morning person. Do not pull the covers off me. I WILL KILL YOU.
    • Accomplishing something before the microwave reaches :00.
    • I was born on my birthday
    • i hate it when i get a text, and its not off the person you want it to be!
    • Don't Worry About The World Ending In 2012 ....Busted Went To The Year 3000
    • parking fail at tees-side park LOL

    I work at Teesside Park, so the "parking fail" was pretty funny :D
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    tv_lover_06tv_lover_06 Posts: 6,278
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    ha ha some of them made me lol. ill have to look them up :D
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    OrdinaryMorningOrdinaryMorning Posts: 2,602
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    "And God created Saturn....And he liked it....so he put a ring on it"
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