Also this morning my sister gave me a battenburg cake my second favourite after chocolate, would you like a chunk, after all the marzipan is calling me and the danger is I will eat the whole thing in one go heh.
Morning kwynne. Well I don't normally eat breakfast, but if it will help you out...... go on then.
Analysis centrals review of the current storylines
Short version of course because Kwynne can't think enough to say in this less than steller time.
1) Now Kwynne likes Vanessa but her storylines are not the best here are several reasons
A) Vanessa would never in a million years sleep with Adam or Kirin for that matter
C) Vanessa wouldn't let herself be so stupid to get herself up the duff
Would say I preferred her when she was a lesbian but that would remind me of Emmerdale worst ever storyline Rhona's drug storyline but i'm trying to forget that existed.
2) Adam is a prize prat
3) Any ep with Aaron in it is shit.
4)Tracey has been nominated as skank of the year by this thread.
Winner is Tracey
5) Why cant Bernice or Jimmy clean there own house or pay Gabby to do it
6) Robert is still trying to get back with Chrissie, exciting (major sarcasm mode)
7) Every time the Moron opens is mouth I want to drink myself to death so no wonder Loopy Lush is in the state is in.
The Malt was raided by police this week and found 6 underage teenagers drinking there, James Shuttleworth the Landlord the som of the legendary Archie and 3 of his barstaff were arrested and charged with serving underage minors, The found Gabby Thomas and her cousin Angel in there, The Mal could lose is licence and be shut down, the case comes to court next wednesday and if it is shut down this is the last Malt bulletin.
The police also raided the chippy next door after they discovered that on of the servers was dealing cocaine along with the fish and chips, the chip shop has also been closed until further notice.
With this cloud hanging over the Malt the cricket and football teams lost heaviliy and the Darts team has been suspended by the local team as bribery allegations are invesigated.
The local wild cat killed 3 young Llamas this week and got into one of home farm Grouse pens, the Gamekeeper said the aftermath looked like the inside of an abbatoir.
I'm loving Michelle Hardwick's take on Vanessa but tbh the storyline is fluffy at best. She's doing what she can with a silly, pretty pathetic love triangle situation.
It's also quite noticeable that the show is trying to drop refs in about 'having sex' and 'going at it' as much as possible now...why is this? Would Durvers and Alicia actually talk about 'having sex' numerous times or, as a couple, talk more intimately than that? Do we need to know Vanessa and Kiran have been 'going at it like rabbits' or whatever? Cheers Rhona. It seems to be to make a point that....Emmerdale can oooh, talk about sex. I've noticed it a lot lately. It's just got embarrassing. Even for me.
Comments
Yes isn't it wonderful.
Well Toxic, Ali, Wendy, Boring Bob are all meh characters at best.
It had passed thick Jimmy by.
It was perfectly obvious even to my neighbours cat that she had come to clean.:D
Is Skank the new in word of the moment.
He was joking you know.
Brilliant stuff wasn't it? Women don't know they're born these days compared to how we were treated back then.
Yes you do. Always. >:(
She's just AWFUL! >:(
Watch tonights episodes before you say that
Well he would hear about it eventually.
Huddersfield? oh poor you, no one deserves that.
Nah it wasn't near bland and boring enough.
Large chunk of Battenburg cake arriving at Oldnjaded door with a delivery guy that looks just like rakesh:D:D
Short version of course because Kwynne can't think enough to say in this less than steller time.
1) Now Kwynne likes Vanessa but her storylines are not the best here are several reasons
A) Vanessa would never in a million years sleep with Adam
C) Vanessa wouldn't let herself be so stupid to get herself up the duff
Would say I preferred her when she was a lesbian but that would remind me of Emmerdale worst ever storyline Rhona's drug storyline but i'm trying to forget that existed.
2) Adam is a prize prat
3) Any ep with Aaron in it is shit.
4)Tracey has been nominated as skank of the year by this thread.
Winner is Tracey
5) Why cant Bernice or Jimmy clean there own house or pay Gabby to do it
6) Robert is still trying to get back with Chrissie, exciting (major sarcasm mode)
7) Every time the Moron opens is mouth I want to drink myself to death so no wonder Loopy Lush is in the state is in.
The Malt was raided by police this week and found 6 underage teenagers drinking there, James Shuttleworth the Landlord the som of the legendary Archie and 3 of his barstaff were arrested and charged with serving underage minors, The found Gabby Thomas and her cousin Angel in there, The Mal could lose is licence and be shut down, the case comes to court next wednesday and if it is shut down this is the last Malt bulletin.
The police also raided the chippy next door after they discovered that on of the servers was dealing cocaine along with the fish and chips, the chip shop has also been closed until further notice.
With this cloud hanging over the Malt the cricket and football teams lost heaviliy and the Darts team has been suspended by the local team as bribery allegations are invesigated.
The local wild cat killed 3 young Llamas this week and got into one of home farm Grouse pens, the Gamekeeper said the aftermath looked like the inside of an abbatoir.
Goodbye hopefully you will read us again.
Morning lovely
It's ok she appeared at the end
I know Jimmy doesn't know but Diane does (and seemed to be the one in charge of the bar at the time
Laurel (captain)
Bernice
Robert
Cain
Chas
Jimmy
Vanessa
Kirin
Alicia
Doug
Marlon
It's also quite noticeable that the show is trying to drop refs in about 'having sex' and 'going at it' as much as possible now...why is this? Would Durvers and Alicia actually talk about 'having sex' numerous times or, as a couple, talk more intimately than that? Do we need to know Vanessa and Kiran have been 'going at it like rabbits' or whatever? Cheers Rhona.
Jimmy Capt
Chrissie
Robert
Ross
Emma
Val
Dan
Kerry
Marlon
Laurel
Vannessa
Ne team name
Kwynnehopetonotmakesuchabadstartthismonth
We might not have to. Michelle Hardwick has promised us that there are quite a few upcoming twists and turns to come. My hunch is that
This is indeed how we know the baby will be Adam's. Bear in mind that his mum Moira is a friend of Nessa's, at least for now....
I have it on good authority that today's will be better. I know this because
I keep thinking she is called Tracy Skankley rather than Shankley ;-)
It must be the result of the poll putting the SNP on course to win all the seats in the area.
Of course no matter how much Ruby is featured it also means her goodness will be more than cancelled out by the foul Stench of Ali appearing as well.
Mowlem's Farm
Emma
Alicia
Jimmy
Bernice
Marlon
Doug
Vanessa
Chastity
James
Tracy
Laurel (captain)
Laurel (captain)
Marlon
Doug
Diane
Jimmy
Bernice
Adam
Victoria
Vanessa
Aaron
Robert