His return just highlights how dark these Wagner-free X-Factor days are.
I hope he hijacks the coach, and has been keeping it to drive through the walls of the studio on live television. Frankie's mangled body under one of the tires, which he uses as a footrest as he bursts into song and his dancers pour out of the coach.
And the words of the viewing public will be as one:
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I hope he hijacks the coach, and has been keeping it to drive through the walls of the studio on live television. Frankie's mangled body under one of the tires, which he uses as a footrest as he bursts into song and his dancers pour out of the coach.
And the words of the viewing public will be as one:
"Our Saviour has returned"
Shame he won't win, he should have been in from the start.
I believe it was the last day of the tour when filming started
Yes, last full day, so he doesn't stand a chance of winning unfortunately... it'll go to Katie P's make-up mafia or the odious Brian Belo...
Sadly I think Katie Prices Best Friends have this in the bag, I would love anyone but them to win