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What do Lesbians do in bed?

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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    Charnham wrote: »

    Hard enough to get one woman in the mood for sex, yet alone two at the same time, so to speak.

    Hah, LOL.
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    jesaya wrote: »
    What worries me about this thread is that the OP seems to think that penetration by a penis is the only thing that heterosexual couples do (as it is the only thing lesbians can't). Whoever their partner is, I feel sorry for them.

    Maybe it's the partner that's the problem?????????/
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,129
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    jesaya wrote: »
    What worries me about this thread is that the OP seems to think that penetration by a penis is the only thing that heterosexual couples do (as it is the only thing lesbians can't). Whoever their partner is, I feel sorry for them.

    As for the question... 'use their imagination' would be my answer.

    Yup look up Yoni massage...perfect that and you'll have a woman for life...
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    jesayajesaya Posts: 35,597
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    TheSword wrote: »
    Maybe it's the partner that's the problem?????????/

    Possibly... mind you if he can't think of anything else to do than have ordinary intercourse my suspicions are that he isn't reading enough FHM mags down the dentists.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,129
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    Basically OP...if you've ever has sex with anyone, means less about putting rod A into slot B and more about how you feel about a person you are with and stimulating.
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    it's amazed me over the years, how many women never 'self pleasured' (shall we say), and then after some encouragement and exploration realise they had bits they never knew they had before they met me - :confused::confused::confused:
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,129
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    You sick person putting that up...you know that's going to get my carpel tunnel syndrome back again don't you...
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    jesayajesaya Posts: 35,597
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    TheSword wrote: »
    it's amazed me over the years, how many women never 'self pleasured' (shall we say), and then after some encouragement and exploration realise they had bits they never knew they had before they met me - :confused::confused::confused:

    What amazes me more is that you believed them :D
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    MarcellloMarcelllo Posts: 677
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    xx~KC~xx wrote: »
    "2 girls 1 cup" seems to be the most common thing that happens.

    Edit : If you happen to not know what it is, I beg you not to google it then blame me :D

    I'm sorry but that's all your fault and you're taking the blame for that.:mad: That's just the foulest thing I have seen for a long time. It's made me physically sick to the stomach:(

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    (projectile vomiting if that doesn't work out)
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    jesaya wrote: »
    What amazes me more is that you believed them :D

    Hah yes, but seriously I'm not kidding you.

    The number of vibrators I've had to buy over the years....

    (well a couple ;) )
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 7,182
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    I once knew a lesbian couple who were into fisting. It used to get pretty messy when both had visits from their Aunt Flow at the same time.....
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    Marcelllo wrote: »
    I'm sorry but that's all your fault and you're taking the blame for that.:mad: That's just the foulest thing I have seen for a long time. It's made me physically sick to the stomach:(

    :eek:
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    (projectile vomiting if that doesn't work out)

    Cor yes, I think I'll stick to pegging :D
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    sootysoo wrote: »
    I once knew a lesbian couple who were into fisting. It used to get pretty messy when both had visits from their Aunt Flow at the same time.....


    Hah yes, Auntie was round at ours on Friday night, she keeps switching the electric blanket off :)
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    jesaya wrote: »
    Possibly... mind you if he can't think of anything else to do than have ordinary intercourse my suspicions are that he isn't reading enough FHM mags down the dentists.

    He wants Dr Ruthie on youtube ;)
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    CharnhamCharnham Posts: 61,395
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    TheSword wrote: »
    Cor yes, I think I'll stick to pegging :D
    thats handing clothes out to dry isnt it? ;)
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    TheSwordTheSword Posts: 671
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    Charnham wrote: »
    thats handing clothes out to dry isnt it? ;)

    You may think that, however I could not possibly comment :D
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    FlannyFlanny Posts: 1,902
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    Strap On?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 90
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    I'm amazed at the cluelessness!
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    You_moYou_mo Posts: 11,334
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    They hum theme tunes for each other to guess. But they're not allowed to use their mouth to hum the tune...
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    CharnhamCharnham Posts: 61,395
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    TheSword wrote: »
    You may think that, however I could not possibly comment :D
    ill bet you dont ;)

    ouch

    is all I have to say on the matter
    Flanny wrote: »
    Strap On?
    as ever google is your friend.
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    mountymounty Posts: 19,155
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    Spinnt wrote: »
    I'm amazed at the cluelessness!

    We're definitely in need of some gay women to provide a fully detailed explanation, complete with photographic evidence. It's the only way to combat ignorance!
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    skp20040 wrote: »
    Or as Jessie J said "bush bashing"
    that was the most hilarious interview she's ever done.
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    Welsh-ladWelsh-lad Posts: 51,925
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    I expect they insert things e.g. digits into each other's vaginas.... and mutually masturbate/lick aforementioned genitals.

    I've made myself feel bilious thinking of women's bits now..... I really can't cope with them.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 53,142
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    this thread give me the giggles :D
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