What's the best fart you ever did have?
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For me, it would have to be walking home from the pub one day. I was by myself and let one go. It went on for ages and I felt like a new man afterwards. If only everything in life were that satisfying!
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I'm glad to say I have a little more decorum than to share such vulgar experiances online.
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I did once do one that sounded exactly like them 3-tone train horns tho
I can remember doing really long ones as a teenager if I'd had mushy peas and thinking I was going to take off they were so violent.
I don't seem to be so windy now that I'm older, not violently so anyway.
I could tell the couple next to me were revolted by the putrid stench
Farts are universally funny-fact.
Wet ones less so.
"Who killed the dog":p
That afternoon, I dropped my guts, and it was so bad :eek: a workmate had to vacate the office for 10 minutes.
PS. I'm the opposite to Achtung. I find I'm much windier now, than I was when I was younger.
I also think it's really funny when babies do one and either burst out crying or go wide-eyed with terror as they don't know what's happening.:D
I hope you had the obligatory smug grin on your face.
We should ALWAYS be proud of EVERYTHING WE CREATE!!!
The good old follow through.
Farts are great but it's never right to feel them trickling down your leg:eek:
The other night my mum prepared this beef caserole thing for tea that had loads of lentils and mushrooms in it, and although it was lovely my god did we all suffer from it afterwards. The house stank like a sewage works because we couldn't stop farting.
I think I farted consistently for about twelve hours. Really wet, runny, eggy smelling ones as well:D:o
my reaction was a mixture of shame and the desire to burst out laughing
oh, and to wretch too. it really was nasty
have you got the recipe?
My pubs have a permenant parting.:D
My little boy has done a few of them whilst sitting on our wooden floor in just his pants.........:D:D
Personally far too many to chose from. I have IBS and often fart loads in the evenings, and I do mean loads
I'll have to ask my mum for it.
The after effects are lethal though, trust me:D
I'll risk it :cool: