I was petting my dog earlier

Tinpot · 06/07/09 - 21:01

and his lipstick came out.

Does that mean he's gay?

cosmo · 06/07/09 - 21:02

Did he put it on his lips?

stoatie · 06/07/09 - 21:02

Nah, he's probably just a goth.

[Deleted User] · 06/07/09 - 21:03

He could be just a cross dresser.

joopy · 06/07/09 - 21:03

I think it means you're both gay.

Examinus · 06/07/09 - 21:05

Yes. Your dog is a homosexual.

cosmo · 06/07/09 - 21:05

Does he keep the house extraordinarily tidier than you'd expect a male dog to?

ronniebackbacon · 06/07/09 - 21:05

did you push it back in for him there arkward for dogs with their paws to put it away.

trinity2002 · 06/07/09 - 21:07

Came out of where? His handbag?

trevalyan · 06/07/09 - 21:09

does he have two-tone fur?

stoatie · 06/07/09 - 21:11

trevalyan wrote: »

does he have two-tone fur?

You mean like the Specials and the Selecter and stuff? That could leave you ska-ed for life.

Xassy · 06/07/09 - 21:16

The mere fact that he owns lipstick indicates that he's homosexual.

trinity2002 · 06/07/09 - 21:25

Xassy wrote: »

The mere fact that he owns lipstick indicates that he's homosexual.

It might have been planted

:)

Xassy · 06/07/09 - 21:29

trinity2002 wrote: »

It might have been planted :)

Yeah, you're right. His bitch probably did it! :cool:

[Deleted User] · 06/07/09 - 22:30

Does he sing along to show tunes?
Hhhooooowwwwwlllllllllllll wwwwwooooohhhhhhh

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