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ED: Paddy & Marlon - Pignappers
I generally find the 'comedy adventures' of these two clowns about as funny as piles but tonight's caper was even worse than usual. The abattoir-ess should've let the pigs go in exchange for keeping Paddy and Marlon to slaughter in their place. Then we could've be done with this silly storyline and it would've had a nice happy ending too. 
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I thought that both storylines were supposed to be comedy
It does win the occasional award. You.e right I do wonder why it doesn't win more when it's generally very entertaining and good quality. One poor, minor comedy story is not a reason to write it off. THey all do dud stories.
Whenever I see these two together, it's time to make a cuppa in our house.
Who ever writes this drivel?
At least Emmerdale always show lighthearted scenes rather than filling the whole show with depression. Its the only siao that bothers these days. Corrie has turned into a northern Eastenders. Misery everywhere.
They should have switched the piglets at the abattoir with those two cackling sows they're shacked up with, Moaner and Lauren.
Fair exchange is no theft.
They'd have much happier lives married to the piglets too, as opposed to being saddled with those two nagging witches.
That doesn't negate the fact that both Marlon and Paddy deserve jolly good hidings as well mind, they clearly do - but I'd be prepared to deal with that as a separate issue, as I like folk who are kind to animals.
Perhaps just break one of their legs as opposed to both, or something like that?
Just put the pair of blerts in hospital for three months instead of six say, you get my drift?
You bleeding-heart liberals get right on my t*ts. >:(
Compassion is one of my greatest attributes OJ, although some may see it as an obvious weakness mate.
I'm too soft, that's always been my trouble sadly.
It's the slippery slope Q.:( Next you'll be suggesting that evil little reprobate Belle cold-bloodedly and with malice aforethought murdered that poor pensioner Gemma 'by accident' and then where will we all be? In a state of lawless anarchy, that's where.
Great when Paddy said "we're going in!"
They are a really daft pair, but I just so wanted them to be able to keep the pigs..... Kevin Bacon, Pjork and i forget the other one's name.
Come on people, what is wrong with a bit of lightheartedness.
I am sick of Debbie and her love life...... little tart!
They're hardly dragging the Val storyline out - it will take a long time for her and her loved ones to come to terms with the diagnosis regardless of whose 'fault' it was'l
HumourS subjective- i for one like a lot of the humour in Emmerdale but not Paddy, Markon orKerry
Oh no, no, no, noooo, even somebody as placid as me simply has to draw the line there I'm afraid OJ.
Belle's a cold, calculating murderer, it's death row and the chair for her I'm afraid.
The same goes for her shrieking hag of a mother, she's in it up to her neck as well.
Callously ending the life of a young girl in her forties like that is completely inexcusable, even for a soft-hearted, liberal chap like me.
I'd advocate bringing back hanging for Lisa's part in it if I'm honest.
I let Timothy Spall play the part of that Albert chap again too, you know, that weird-looking bugger that used to hang all of our wrong 'uns.
Tedious? She was only diagnosed a few weeks ago and Eric only found out a week or so ago. How quickly do you think a totally life-changing event like that should be wrapped up and forgotten about onscreen?
I personally also don't see how Val's mistake and 'tedious' fit together in the same sentence. Would it be less tedious if she'd become infected through, for example, a blood transfusion?
That Ian chap who gave Val the Aids popped up in DCI Banks this week.
He was pretending to be a dodgy sort in charge of an armed response unit this time.
Lordy bloody lord, he didn't even mention to the young female he was drilling that he had the Aids either, didn't mention Val, ask how she was or anything.
Honestly, I despair at what this once great country of ours is becoming, the shameless sod was ambling around without a care in the world, trying to frame Rosebud out of the Bill.