Does anyone on here NOT masturbate?

I love you ALL · 14/06/08 - 19:37

I am a walking horn bag. i watch porn all the time and broke my vibrator. i also have a OH i can't stop doing it myself though. i am addicted to my rabbit. best invention ever!

Xassy · 14/06/08 - 20:36

Most of my female friends deny they masturbate. My male friends happily admit they do it. I'm not ashamed, I do it!

[Deleted User] · 14/06/08 - 20:52

Were all T*ss3rs

System · 15/06/08 - 03:46

I very much doubt that there's a woman or man anywhere who doesn't enjoy a little self pleasure at times

h4te · 15/06/08 - 03:51

I emailed my ex my latest progress pics, she fiddled fur sho!

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 04:19

It's fun until it goes all gooey

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 05:22

cute chick wrote: »

I very much doubt that there's a woman or man anywhere who doesn't enjoy a little self pleasure at times

:eek: even the Pope? ewwwwwwwww

edit: 300th post!!! woo!!!

System · 15/06/08 - 08:39

Having a quick one as we speak.

Soorrryy ttheere arree somee doublee letttteers keey boardd aaa bbbit sticckkyy

Madridista23 · 15/06/08 - 09:51

Neck_Romancer wrote: »

It's fun until it goes all gooey

But that's the best part!!

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 10:07

Does anyone on here NOT masturbate?

Before, during or after reading this forum / thread?

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 22:18

I can't be arsed masturbating, you just need to find someone to so it for you:p:p:eek:

*Liam* · 15/06/08 - 22:19

passion wrote: »

I can't be arsed masturbating, you just need to find someone to so it for you:p:p:eek:

too right!

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 22:35

Much more sensible lets chance of straining your hands

jackulator · 15/06/08 - 22:38

i have someone for that duty

*Liam* · 15/06/08 - 22:41

I do like to save up for a day and bit though, its much better when you leave it a bit -more quantity!

jackulator · 15/06/08 - 22:51

*Liam* wrote: »

I do like to save up for a day and bit though, its much better when you leave it a bit -more quantity!

quantity never alters , its a myth

*Liam* · 15/06/08 - 22:53

jackulator wrote: »

quantity never alters , its a myth

Oh I'm not too sure!:D

[Deleted User] · 15/06/08 - 23:20

*Liam* wrote: »

Oh I'm not too sure!:D

I agree, pretty sure it decreases

I will have to keep a log.

System · 16/06/08 - 00:07

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System · 16/06/08 - 00:28

Sometimes you'll have no choice I've actually woken up more than once in the morning with an orgasm after dreaming I've been enjoying a bit of nookie!

Dreaming you have had nookie. We cant have that.

where do you live

you were to late with the deleting

:D

[Deleted User] · 16/06/08 - 00:31

As a matter of fact I'm er....watching TV right now.

That's right watching something on TV

System · 16/06/08 - 00:34

Neck_Romancer wrote: »

As a matter of fact I'm er....watching TV right now.

That's right watching something on TV

Put it away you will go blind

jammers1978 · 16/06/08 - 01:10

I have a theory, if you stop masturbating I've often found that women are more attracted to you, perhaps there's some hormone released when you haven't shot your load in a while or maybe you subtly and naturally make the right moves because subconsciously you need to make love....also when I'm hungover I find women like me more..am I alone in this?

System · 16/06/08 - 01:14

If you pull the head off it often you don't last as long when having a real wank in a fanny.

jammers1978 · 16/06/08 - 01:15

clooney wrote: »

If you pull the head off it often you don't last as long when having a real wank in a fanny.

LOL yeah but you can do it more times....

EDIT Wait i misunderstood you there...

are you saying if you masturbate less you last longer..? I found the opposite.

As for your language, who said chivalry was dead?? hehe

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