The patter of tiny feet . . . .
ironjade
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. . . turned out to be a rat. Council pest control found it today, stiff as a board. I hope his mates don't come looking for him.:o
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Did it start to smell yet?
Is there anything more pungent than* the smell of a dead rat?
Honestly? No. Not that I can think of.
Yup, two dead squirrels left on your garden wall after the neighbour shot them.
The smell of two dead rats, who had diarrhea.
(probably no need for that last bit).
Oh Jesus. Your neighbour shot them and left their carcass on your garden wall!?!
Did he have to pick up the dead squirrels and place them there, or is he an expert marksman who managed to shoot them whilst they were on the wall? That's very peculiar.
You have dead squirrels being left for you, yet I get excited on the rare occasion I encounter one? Life isn't fair.
He's an old country gent (proper old school) and he shoots the squirrels that steal his walnuts. We live in a cottage next to him and I think he honestly just forgets. But by god they stink! I'm not touching them! I didn't shoot them after all.
If it's dead squirrels you want just PM me your address, there's loads here in summer.
ETA: Jeez that just does not sound right!
That`s why they`re not allowed to use machineguns anymore.
It certainly did. Even a dead mouse smells like a rotting buffalo after a few days so you can imagine what this was like.
At least it wasn't a squirrel as the council refuses to deal with them. It seems some of the drippier members of the council think they're cute.
My neighbour buys huge sacks of peanuts to feed the local squirrels and I think this may have contributed to my rodent problem.
Poor sods. It's no fun being flooded out of your home.:(
They won't even miss him.
They're like that, rats. Don't get involved with them.
I saw one on a suburban street in London last week. Striding along the pavement seemingly without a care in the world. It was probably looking for a drain to go back down the sewer.
what about 2 dead rats?
haha
After my wife for some reason insisted on having a giant skirting board we got infested with capybaras. Big stink. Ended up getting a jaguar to get rid of them and that's a story in itself....
I can't even describe how bad it is.