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Paranoid that my girlfriend could fall pregnant

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    myssmyss Posts: 16,528
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    cris182 wrote: »
    Calm down you should be fine, And cut down on the detail

    Also no method is 100% just so you know, Wear a condom too if you want to be extra careful.
    This OP - I'm going to guess that you didn't know this.
    oldcrakpot wrote: »
    What a crap post why would any one have sex with a paranoid if you are really really worried don't have intercourse its the way girls become mothers
    And this - only because you (or your mind) sound too young to be having sex.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 27
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    Just in case you're serious, no there isn't a 24 hour window. She comes off it for seven days each month to have a withdrawal bleed and is still protected from pregnancy during those days. Any longer without taking it however and then she might be at risk.

    (I don't know why I'm bothering :p)
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    oldcrakpotoldcrakpot Posts: 428
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    myss wrote: »
    This OP - I'm going to guess that you didn't know this.

    And this - only because you (or your mind) sound too young to be having sex.
    Originally Posted by oldcrakpot
    What a crap post why would any one have sex with a paranoid if you are really really worried don't have intercourse its the way girls become mothers



    61 and two children
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    gemma-the-huskygemma-the-husky Posts: 18,116
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    just read the original, which was harmless anyway.

    having a baby isn't the end of the world, anyway.
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    Hollie_LouiseHollie_Louise Posts: 39,992
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    newda898 wrote: »
    If you fancy cleansing your eyes out, here's the link: (warning, do not click unless you want to read the gory details!)

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NT_lj_zYHrgJ:forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php%3Ft%3D1966840+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

    Why did I click that link? Why?

    Some things should never be said! That final sentence being one of them!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,749
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    newda898 wrote: »
    If you fancy cleansing your eyes out, here's the link: (warning, do not click unless you want to read the gory details!)

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NT_lj_zYHrgJ:forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php%3Ft%3D1966840+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

    I probably shouldn't have laughed at that. But....:o:D
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    Butterfly8588Butterfly8588 Posts: 701
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    Why did I click that link? Why?

    Some things should never be said! That final sentence being one of them!

    Lol sat here asking myself the same question Hollie. I honestly can't believe anyone would write that on a public forum, especially when it will always be attached to his name now!
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    station31station31 Posts: 3,276
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    If you have to ask, your not mature enough, I'd suggest a padlock on your trousers
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 54
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    I probably shouldn't have laughed at that. But....:o:D

    I giggled also.

    Seriously though, if you have sex you might get her pregnant. It's very unlikely on the pill but nothing is foolproof. If you can't accept the risk that even safe sex could lead to a baby, then you shouldn't be having sex.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,916
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    Do it standing up. You can't get pregnant that way. No need for toilet paper, gravity wins.
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    DaisyBillDaisyBill Posts: 4,339
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    OP, if I was you I'd be using a condom. Every single time.
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    cris182cris182 Posts: 9,595
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    And to the OP, The instructions for how to use a condom are on the piece of paper inside the box. You probably need them
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    RAINBOWGIRL22RAINBOWGIRL22 Posts: 24,459
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    Am I the only one who was actually disappointed with the unedited version?

    OK so it's a bit TMI but I expected it to be proper nasty :o
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    AOTBAOTB Posts: 9,708
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    newda898 wrote: »
    If you fancy cleansing your eyes out, here's the link: (warning, do not click unless you want to read the gory details!)

    http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:NT_lj_zYHrgJ:forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php%3Ft%3D1966840+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

    :D:o:D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,372
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    I probably shouldn't have laughed at that. But....:o:D

    lol

    think you need a chat with your girlfriend, GP or sexual health clinic.
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    JumbobonesJumbobones Posts: 1,814
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    DaisyBill wrote: »
    OP, if I was you I'd be using a condom. Every single time.

    Better still you should both be sterilized for the sake of humanity
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    TommyNookaTommyNooka Posts: 2,396
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    My partner has never been off the pill and we have a daughter who is fast approaching 5 years old.

    Enjoy your freedom while it lasts, only 269 days to go!!! ;-)

    :D

    As has been pointed out already , there is always a chance of becoming a parent if you have sex, the only 100% foolproof contraceptive is celibacy.
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    cris182cris182 Posts: 9,595
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    Jumbobones wrote: »
    Better still you should both be sterilized for the sake of humanity

    To be fair the girlfriend does sound like she is a grown adult who knows she doesn't want kids and therefore takes the pill, It is the OP who seems to not have a clue
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    myssmyss Posts: 16,528
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    oldcrakpot wrote: »
    Originally Posted by oldcrakpot
    What a crap post why would any one have sex with a paranoid if you are really really worried don't have intercourse its the way girls become mothers



    61 and two children
    My post and its comment were directed to the OP (opening poster/post - the person who asked the question), not you. I had actually agreed with your previous comments which is why I had quoted it.
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    RandomSallyRandomSally Posts: 7,072
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    Am I the only one who was actually disappointed with the unedited version?

    OK so it's a bit TMI but I expected it to be proper nasty :o

    It wasn't what I was expecting tbh.
    I was under the impression that sex ed was better now than when I was a teenager a long long time ago. It seems not. Especially if anyone thinks that cleaning with toilet tissue is going to get every sperm before it can get to the point of no return!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 500
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    Jumbobones wrote: »
    Better still you should both be sterilized for the sake of humanity

    :D This thread is too funny,

    If your that paranoid, don't have sex...
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    bri160356bri160356 Posts: 5,147
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    It wasn't what I was expecting tbh.
    I was under the impression that sex ed was better now than when I was a teenager a long long time ago. It seems not. Especially if anyone thinks that cleaning with toilet tissue is going to get every sperm before it can get to the point of no return!

    OP,

    I agree with the above post....... toilet tissue is completely useless......
    you should have gone to the kitchen and used your Mum’s ‘turkey-baster’.

    P.S. probably best not to tell your mum though. :o
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    barbelerbarbeler Posts: 23,827
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    Morning-after pill. Job done.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 195
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    This thread made me smile. :D But I think it's highly unlikely the girlfriend will fall pregnant under these circumstances.
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    pugamopugamo Posts: 18,039
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    Enjoy fatherhood. I think you sound like a natural.
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