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Emmerdaily- 28th November. Katie's off!!
John Dough
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As the Northerners amongst us settle down to a big Polaroid telly from Asda's Black Friday pantomime>:( (yes YOU Mr B!) it's back to t'village that is always rough and coarse.:o
Pete is set a deadline by bad egg Bails and t'pressure is on........:oJimmeh gets his ★★★★ out in t'cafe and Brenda can't resist a gawp.>:( Vanessa has some explaining to do whilst Harriet agrees to betroth the resident lesbians........^_^
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Hello there all you lovely Dailians
Hi JW
Cheers for the thread, JD.
Polaroid.....classeh.:cool:
Thanks for the thread
Can't say I'm too bothered about Katie either way. There's at least ten characters I can think of that I'd rather see leaving..... ;-)
Hi all!
Thanks for the thread
An American tourist goes on a trip to China. While in China, he is very sexually promiscuous and does not take any precautions. A week after arriving back home he awakens one morning to find his kn0b covered with bright green and purple spots. Horrified, he immediately goes to see his doctor.
The doctor, never having seen anything like this before, orders some tests and tells the man to return in two days for the results. The man returns a couple of days later and the doctor says, "I've got bad news for you. You've contracted Mongolian VD. It's very rare and almost unheard of here. We know very little about it."
The man looks a little relieved and says, "Well, give me a shot or something and fix me up doc."
The doctor answers, "I'm sorry, there's no known cure other than to amputate."
The man screams in horror, "Oh no! I want a second opinion!"
The doctor replies, "Well it's your choice. Go ahead if you want, but surgery is your only choice."
The next day, the man seeks out a Chinese doctor, figuring that he'll know more about the disease. The Chinese doctor examines him and proclaims, "Ah yes, Mongolian VD. Very rare disease."
The guy says to the doctor, "Yeah, yeah, I already know that, but what can you do? My American doctor wants to operate and amputate my d!ck!"
The Chinese doctor shakes his head and laughs, "Stupid American doctor! American doctor, always want to operate. Make more money, that way."
"Then there's no need to operate? Oh, thank God!" the man replies.
"Yes!" says the Chinese doctor, "You no worry! Wait two weeks, it fall off by itself!"
:oYesterday was pure filth and tonight is going to be worse
Hello my lovely friends
The end of November will soon be here so it’s time to start thinking about submitting a team for December’s ‘Daily Challenge game
Don’t worry if you haven’t played before. Just read the rules below and get posting. You might end up top of the Leaderboard with your first attempt! New players are always welcome.
It’s a very easy game to play. The object of the game is to pick a team of 11 characters from those listed below which you think will score the more points than the other people playing the game.
New players will need to pick a name for their team. Those of you who played in the ‘Daily Challenge last month can retain the same name or change it (if you think you’ve thought of something better.)
Once you’ve whittled your shortlist down to 11 characters you will then need to nominate one of them as Captain. This character will have their score doubled so you’re really looking to identify the character which you think will score the most points during the month to maximise your chances of winning.
Then, simply post your choices on the thread or send them to me via PM, and keep an eye out for the Monday ‘Daily to see how your “team” is doing in the score updates.
The scoring system works as follows:-
+ 1 point per episode appearance
+ 1 point for the character that speaks the first words in the episode.
+ 1 point for the character that speaks the last words in the episode before the break.
+ 1 point for the character that speaks the first words in the episode after the break
+ 1 point for the character that speaks the last words in the episode.
+ 1 point for any kisses on the lips. If you have both characters who kiss in your team each character will receive a point.
+ 2 bonus points for any character that appears in 6 or more episodes during the week. In the event of any episodes being transmitted on a weekend the week will run from Monday to Sunday.
+ Remember that your team Captain gets their score doubled!!!
Your “Starting List” for December’s ‘Daily Challenge is as follows:-
• Remember you need to select ELEVEN characters (including a captain) – no more, no less. *
Victoria Cottage
Priya
Amba
Rakesh
Kirin
Butler’s Farm
Cain
Moira
Pete
Finn
Charity
Connelton View
Brenda
Bob
Cathy
Heath
Rodney
Dale Head
Dan
Kerry
Dale View
Andy
Ross
Adam
Farrer’s Barn
David
Alicia
Jacob
The Grange
Val
Eric
Holdgate
Jai
Rishi
Georgia
Megan
Home Farm
Lawrence
Chrissie
Robert
Lachlan
Jacob’s Fold
Pearl
Keeper’s Cottage
Betty
Victoria
Mill Cottage
Jimmy
Nicola
Angelica
Gaby
Bernice
Mulberry Cottage
Debbie
Sarah
Jack
Noah
Tall Trees
Marlon
Laurel
Arthur
April
Doug
Tenant’s Cottage
Ali
Ruby
Amelia
Tug Ghyll
Katie
Leyla
Vanessa
The Vets
Paddy
Rhona
Leo
Wishing Well Cottage
Zak
Lisa
Belle
Sam
Samson
Woodbine Cottage
Edna
Sandy
Ashley
Harriet
The Woolpack
Diane
Chastity
James
Aaron
Those are you who would like some help with their team selection can find some hints:-
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/soaps/s12/emmerdale/
and
http://www.itv.com/emmerdale/coming-up/
The deadline for teams to be submitted: Monday 01 December at 7:00pm
I think I saw MrB on the news grappling with a child for his telly.:o:p
I thought Mr B still had his Rediffusion telly
Thanks for t'thread JD.
You do not need to do an extra “work” for this other than specify which gender you are if it is not already listed on your profile.
For the purposes of this game, each player will have just their Captain included in their relevant team.
If there is an imbalance in numbers the Captain of the team with the lower number gets to pick who makes up the deficit.
For example if there were 14 Girls playing and 10 Boys playing and SULLA was Boys Captain then he could pick whoever he likes to make up the 4 additional places in his team. These four additional "players" could be the same as his Captain, or, if he wanted to spread the risk he could pick a number of different characters.
Each team also has an appointed Team Captain.
Thanks to OsakaSun and Gulfie for Captaining the teams in November..
For December the Team Captains will be:- OsakaSun and Gulfie
Girls Team – Captained by: 80s Gal
Team Name – Gal’s Gorgeous Girlz
and
Boys Team – Captained by: SoapAddict101
Team Name – Soapie’s Sexy Studz
Remember, the Team Captains are both able to nominate one more character who will have their points doubled and added to the overall team score. This character can be anyone on the Starting List and does not have to be the character that the Team Captain has picked as Captain for their individual team.
Those who have registered teams so far are:-
Girls Team
Captain: 80s Gal
Bonus character selected: Not yet selected
+ Alleycat666
+ Melephunk2010
+ wuffles
+ Zally
Team comprised of:-
Aaron (x1)
Charity (x1)
Robert (x2)
Boys Team
Captain: SoapAddict101
Bonus character selected: Not yet selected
+ SULLA
+ kwynne42
Team comprised of:-
Charity (x1)
Katie (x1)
My team foR December, called 'IT'S XXXXXXXXMAS!';
Cain - Captain
Jimmy
Nicola
Belle
Andy
Katie
Robert
Chastity
Aaron
Debbie
Charity
Michael Portillo was running round Spain and Portugal on Wednesday night Chris
I think you forced Uncle to watch 90 minutes of Emmerdale last night and now he needs help from Trevor
They do sell things all the rest of the year
This country is going mad mad I tell you
Let's hope ITV player will play through tonight instead of buffering every 2 secs :mad:
Evening everyone
bib::D:D:D
The sad thing is - the child won
:cool: No he was quite happy watching that while eating everything in sight
Hope it works well for you tonight.
On a wig and a prayer, maybe.
"runs and hides..."
Chris, you should have gone to fight for a bigger fridge!:p