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The Limerick thread reborn. (Part 9)

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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    Is this clearly the end of the line?
    I think so, no reason to pine
    Just let it die
    Then play eye-spy
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    Is this clearly the end of the line?
    I think so,no reason to pine
    Just let it die
    Then play eye-spy
    And apply for a place on Come Dine.
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I've eaten my dinner so quick
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    I've eaten my dinner so quick
    The cucumber was cut too thick
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I've eaten my dinner so quick
    The cucumber was cut too thick
    It's stuck in my crop :eek:
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    I've eaten my dinner so quick
    The cucumber was cut too thick
    It's stuck in my crop
    Making my belly button drop
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    I've eaten my dinner so quick
    The cucumber was cut too thick
    It's stuck in my crop
    Making my belly button drop
    So bring out the bucket I'm sick !
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    BellaaahhhhBellaaahhhh Posts: 19,447
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    In my bucket there's quite a big hole :(
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    In my bucket there's quite a big hole
    But it's where I keep all the coal
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    In my bucket there's quite a big hole
    But it's where I keep all the coal
    Plug it up with bung
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    jzeejzee Posts: 25,498
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    In my bucket there's quite a big hole
    But it's where I keep all the coal
    Plug it up with bung
    And make sure this is sung
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    In my bucket there's quite a big hole
    But it's where I keep all the coal
    Plug it up with a bung
    And make sure this is sung
    By Harry Belafonte or Nat King Cole?
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    My shed is fit for a king !
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    My shed is fit for a king !
    But I am Lord of the Ring
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    My shed is fit for a king !
    But I am Lord of the Ring
    Do you mean at the Circus ?
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    My shed is fit for a king !
    But I am Lord of the Ring
    Do you mean at the Circus ?
    And said it on purpose
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    droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    My shed is fit for a king !
    But I am Lord of the Ring
    Do you mean at the Circus ?
    And said it on purpose
    I've acrobats there for a fling.
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    The trapeze is a dare devil act
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    droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    The trapeze is a dare devil act
    If you wear skimpy costumes - that's fact!
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    belly buttonbelly button Posts: 17,026
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    The trapeze is a dare devil act
    If you wear skimpy costumes - that's fact!
    If you hang upside down
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    bcdeebcdee Posts: 318,124
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    The trapeze is a dare devil act
    If you wear skimpy costumes - that's fact!
    If you hang upside down
    You'll see a clown
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    The trapeze is a dare devil act
    If you wear skimpy costumes - that's fact!
    If you hang upside down
    You'll see a clown
    Laughing at the pants you've cacked.
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    droogiefretdroogiefret Posts: 24,117
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    That last line should have had more tact. :eek:


    I'm laughing my head off .. **bump**
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    MindeeMindee Posts: 22,975
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    I'm laughing my head off ........ **bump**
    Those pants don't even cover your rump
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    smokeybaconsmokeybacon Posts: 5,113
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    I'm laughing my head off.........."bump"
    Those pants don't even cover your rump
    Invest in some speedos
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