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BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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What are some of your favourite silly decisions made in the name of protecting us from ourselves?

Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused: I just paid over $5 for the bleeding thing, I'm hardly going to throw it at someone. And is there something that magically prevents some idiot who did want to use it as a weapon just because there's no lid?
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    bluebladeblueblade Posts: 88,859
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    Also, you could have had a replacement top.
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    blueblade wrote: »
    Also, you could have had a replacement top.

    I definitely would have if I'd known about their silly rule. You're also not allowed to bring your own drink in, even if it's water. That seems pretty standard these days, not just at airports.
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    Raquelos.Raquelos. Posts: 7,734
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    I suppose the logic was that an empty bottle being thrown would hurt less than a full one if it hit you.

    Edit: I'm assuming it was a rock concert not a classical concert :D
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Raquelos. wrote: »
    I assume the logic was that an empty bottle being thrown would hurt less than a full one if it hit you.

    But someone dumb enough to throw bottles into a crowd wouldn't really be deterred by not having a cap for it. They'd probably think it more fun and possibly thank the staff member for the suggestion.:cool:
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    Raquelos.Raquelos. Posts: 7,734
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    But someone dumb enough to throw bottles into a crowd wouldn't really be deterred by not having a cap for it. They'd probably think it more fun and possibly thank the staff member for the suggestion.:cool:

    True but the contents would come out in the air and it would be less dangerous on impact. Also a lovely cooling spray would be released on the crowd as it sailed over their heads - everyone wins! :D
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    muggins14muggins14 Posts: 61,844
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    Raquelos. wrote: »
    True but the contents would come out in the air and it would be less dangerous on impact. Also a lovely cooling spray would be released on the crowd as it sailed over their heads - everyone wins! :D

    Haha :D What a great idea, let's all do this at the next event we attend :p
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    blackcat1blackcat1 Posts: 281
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    The bottle top rule suddenly appeared at the football stadium one season when I'd just bought the kids a bottle of pop each, one put his bottle down and knocked it over and so we spent half the match worrying about the other one going the same way .
    After that I just kept a few tops in my bag and eventually it died away and now you get your drink with its top intact .
    It's just madness some of the stupid stuff they dream up
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    TerraCanisTerraCanis Posts: 14,099
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    Raquelos. wrote: »
    True but the contents would come out in the air and it would be less dangerous on impact. Also a lovely cooling spray would be released on the crowd as it sailed over their heads - everyone wins! :D

    I very much doubt that the quantity that would come out in flight would significantly lessen the impact, but some effect would be felt by those beneath.
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    Paul237Paul237 Posts: 8,656
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    Hmm, I don't see that as a bad example to be honest. They've probably had people throwing full bottles before and, therefore, had to be seen to be doing something about it.

    It's not much of a hardship to have a bottle top removed, something that you'll do yourself shortly after. Besides, I'm sure you'd be quick to moan if you got hit by a full bottle.
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    RobinOfLoxleyRobinOfLoxley Posts: 27,040
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    Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused:

    Is you a Muslim? http://www.redstate.com/diary/lifeofgrace/2015/05/30/muslim-woman-felt-hatred-united-flight/

    If you aren't then Religion Creep is at work
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    AxtolAxtol Posts: 8,480
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    The people who come up with rubbish like this need help. We should feel sorry for whatever is going on in their head rather than be angry at them for what they have done.
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    James FrederickJames Frederick Posts: 53,184
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    Raquelos. wrote: »
    True but the contents would come out in the air and it would be less dangerous on impact. Also a lovely cooling spray would be released on the crowd as it sailed over their heads - everyone wins! :D
    Depends what it was filled with.
    ;)
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    What are some of your favourite silly decisions made in the name of protecting us from ourselves?

    Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused: I just paid over $5 for the bleeding thing, I'm hardly going to throw it at someone. And is there something that magically prevents some idiot who did want to use it as a weapon just because there's no lid?

    I had to take a course where I work on how to shut a gate properly.
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    DangermooseDangermoose Posts: 67,992
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    There was a big hoo haa a few years back over a local tree here - hundreds of years old that the council decided must be felled in case some kiddie climbed up it, fell of and hurt themselves.

    Absolute utter ridiculousness >:(
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    riceutenriceuten Posts: 5,876
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    What are some of your favourite silly decisions made in the name of protecting us from ourselves?

    Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused: I just paid over $5 for the bleeding thing, I'm hardly going to throw it at someone. And is there something that magically prevents some idiot who did want to use it as a weapon just because there's no lid?

    The thing that always makes me laugh with "it's 'elf and safety gorn mad" attitudes is that the very same people are often the first in line to sue a school for allowing a child to fall over in a playground, or stabbing themselves in a restaurant with a sharp knife.
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    TUTV ViewerTUTV Viewer Posts: 6,236
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    What are some of your favourite silly decisions made in the name of protecting us from ourselves?

    Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused: I just paid over $5 for the bleeding thing, I'm hardly going to throw it at someone. And is there something that magically prevents some idiot who did want to use it as a weapon just because there's no lid?

    Was it a crown cap?

    Then it is normal to remove them - it stops damage to fixtures when ignorant people try to remove them using furniture. Likewise the risk of being sued for damage to teeth.

    Also, it's not uncommon for people at concerts to wear light shoes - or flip-flops - bit nasty to stand on a crown top.
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    LyricalisLyricalis Posts: 57,958
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    blueblade wrote: »
    Also, you could have had a replacement top.

    I believe that would be having components that could be used to create a weapon of terrorism or something. Come to think about it, having seen the, very random, content of a few women's handbags (hey, they showed me, I wasn't snooping!), we should just arrest them all just to be sure.
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Was it a crown cap?

    Then it is normal to remove them - it stops damage to fixtures when ignorant people try to remove them using furniture. Likewise the risk of being sued for damage to teeth.

    Also, it's not uncommon for people at concerts to wear light shoes - or flip-flops - bit nasty to stand on a crown top.

    Do you mean the metal ones? This was just a normal 500ml plastic bottle of soda with a plastic screw-on cap.

    The shoe thing... I chose to wear trainers as I was worried about someone stepping on my toes. The rows are very close together so if you have to let someone pass thru, there isn't much room for your feet.
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    I had to take a course where I work on how to shut a gate properly.

    Hehe, reminds me of that scene in "The Office" where Gareth is doing some training with the new girl about where it is and isn't safe to set a cup of hot coffee and how to lift a box. :D
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    Keiō LineKeiō Line Posts: 12,979
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    Health and safety is often a use used when they can't afford insurance, or need to discharge their legal responsibility in case of accidents.
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    HP.80 VictorHP.80 Victor Posts: 1,118
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    At a previous job we were forced to sit through a two hour 'elf & safety' lecture on how to safely refill the printer with paper because some dumb doris gave herself a papercut and went crying to management.
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    Pumping IronPumping Iron Posts: 29,891
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    Hehe, reminds me of that scene in "The Office" where Gareth is doing some training with the new girl about where it is and isn't safe to set a cup of hot coffee and how to lift a box. :D

    Haha it was literally as bad as that! Bloody love The Office, best show ever made :)
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    BerBer Posts: 24,562
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    What are some of your favourite silly decisions made in the name of protecting us from ourselves?

    Last week I took my daughter to a concert in Edmonton and during the intermission she wanted a drink, so we bought a bottle of soda at the concession. The member of staff behind the counter then proceeded to remove the cap. Apparently these bottles can be used as weapons and launched into the crowd. :confused: I just paid over $5 for the bleeding thing, I'm hardly going to throw it at someone. And is there something that magically prevents some idiot who did want to use it as a weapon just because there's no lid?

    This isn't a new thing...

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=808080

    As a test, fling an unlidded bottle of water at your daughters head and then throw a lidded bottle. Once she has regained consciousness ask her which one hurt the most ;-)
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    Ber wrote: »
    This isn't a new thing...

    http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=808080

    As a test, fling an unlidded bottle of water at your daughters head and then throw a lidded bottle. Once she has regained consciousness ask her which one hurt the most ;-)

    Well, I don't get out much so I didn't know it was a "thing". :D

    I think I'll just pack a couple of lid tops if I get the chance to go out again.:)
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    mimicolemimicole Posts: 50,999
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    At a previous job we were forced to sit through a two hour 'elf & safety' lecture on how to safely refill the printer with paper because some dumb doris gave herself a papercut and went crying to management.

    Oh wow! Really? That's hilarious! :o
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