Funniest name for a human you've ever heard

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 32,379
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    PhilH36 wrote: »
    There's an American film and tv producer/director named David Nutter, and also one named Brian Wankum.

    Also on the religious channels on Sky one of the preachers was called Oral Roberts. What parent would name their child "Oral"?

    He even has a university named after him:eek:
  • ppaupyppaupy Posts: 2,729
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    What's so special about yours then?

    Really?? you need to ask?
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    ppaupy wrote: »
    Really?? you need to ask?

    To name someone after it sounds like it must be something special.
  • Nessun DormaNessun Dorma Posts: 12,846
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    Hassaan13 wrote: »
    I think the funniest I have ever heard is last year on the news, there was a guy called 'Major Dickie Head'.

    It must have been this fella.

    Sandhurst must have a bed of roses. :D
  • ppaupyppaupy Posts: 2,729
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    To name someone after it sounds like it must be something special.

    His name is Mike Hunt...if you say it quickly it sounds like my C..t.
  • Nessun DormaNessun Dorma Posts: 12,846
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    I used to go to school with a guy called Peter Bennett. His mother re-married and she asked the school to list him with his new step-father's surname of, Ennis.

    So he would be known as P.....eter Ennis
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,720
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    There must be a cloakroom attendant somewhere in the world called Angus MaCoatup........


    And a Mr and Mrs Time naming their son Justin.....
  • BethaneenyBethaneeny Posts: 10,092
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    Ann Dick was my Year 4 teacher - I have certificates signed A.Dick.

    At age 7/8 we didn't understand though! Our poor parents on parents evening though!
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    ppaupy wrote: »
    His name is Mike Hunt...if you say it quickly it sounds like my C..t.

    Yeah I got that straight away but it was the way you originally said it - We have a friend called Mike Hunt - and so I asked what was special (about your C..t) to want to call someone after it.

    I thought it was easy to get ...sorry.
  • Fibromite59Fibromite59 Posts: 22,518
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    Someone once told me that they were at school with a girl called Honor Komode.
  • katiemackkatiemack Posts: 7,837
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    Iona Baird

    Her surname was pronounced B-aired but at school whenever we had a supply teacher they'd pronounce it Bed we'd laugh and you could see they wanted to too! I always felt sorry for Iona she was such a lovely girl but took so much stick!
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    degsyhufc wrote: »
    Randy Baumgardner

    I think he's called Randy Bumgardner and he's in charge of protocol in the White House. :D
  • exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    Ben Doon & Phil McCaverty
  • cjsmummycjsmummy Posts: 11,079
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    Wasn't there a guy on TV called Dickie Bird? A sports commentator or something.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 14,284
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    I once interviewed a man named Forest Hare. I found that hysterical. There was an American showjumper competing the other day named Rich Feller. Talk about nominative determinism!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,588
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    I have almost passed urine reading this thread. It's fantastic!

    And I know this is really cr*p but everytime the actor Timothy Olyphant appears on screen we all start singing in unison;

    "Timothy Olyphant packed his trunk and said good-bye to the circus,..."

    Told you it was cr*p but it makes us laugh :o
  • barracuda91barracuda91 Posts: 3,244
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    I remember years ago on the radio they were discussing funny names and the only one I remember being mentioned was (not sure of the spelling of this one but you'll get the gist) Ruby Duby Doo :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,588
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    e just thought of another one. WWE's Heath Slater. I always think Jerry Lawler is saying, "Heaps later."

    Like:-

    "Did that happen sraight away?"

    "No, it happened heaps later!"

    :o

    Sorry, I'm getting tired
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 199
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    2 people I know and it's there real names
    Ivor barge
    Ken Aries
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,569
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    i had a teacher called Mr Stringfish in high school
    a boy in my high school was called Adam Adams

    this ones funny:
    Dick Coppafeel
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    esfa wrote: »
    I've always enjoyed Fenella Fudge, myself :D

    Yes! I was waiting for somebody to mention her. :D I remember during a drive to Birmingham airport she popped up on the radio and everybody in the car thought it was the funniest thing ever. :o
  • roland ratroland rat Posts: 13,829
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    William Anker, and when you look him up in the phone book, he Mr W.Anker

    Then there his son Walter, he a master W:D:D:D:D
  • Hut27Hut27 Posts: 1,673
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    Hassaan13 wrote: »
    Funniest thing I've heard all day :D

    I once worked with Peter Hole, he always signed as Peter, never as just "P" Hole.:)
  • Phoenix LazarusPhoenix Lazarus Posts: 17,305
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    I recall a wall chart on a classroom wall at secondary school listing student names, including someone surnamed, 'Gugliel-Mucci,' which I thought was pretty strange, at the time, although I now know they would be Italian-descended, like the boy surnamned, 'Spadaccini,' which I thought odd at the time.
  • PhilH36PhilH36 Posts: 26,194
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    roland rat wrote: »
    William Anker, and when you look him up in the phone book, he Mr W.Anker

    Then there his son Walter, he a master W:D:D:D:D

    This prompts me to remember that years ago in our local phone book there was a person listed as "Sex DJ"
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