Thought for today....

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  Avidian Posts: 6,049

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  11/06/14 - 01:22 #27

  We're all going to die...

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  bazzaroo Posts: 6,848

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  11/06/14 - 04:44 #28

  Only two things smell of fish, one of them's fish.

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  11/06/14 - 06:52 #29

  highking1014 wrote: »

  toothepaste is not a sexual lubricant

  
  Shh....... it

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  juliancarswell Posts: 8,896

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  11/06/14 - 07:18 #30

  From my old mum....
  
  
  Julian son, you can't ride two horses with one behind.

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  timebug Posts: 18,320

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  11/06/14 - 10:21 #31

  If your nose runs and your feet smell,there is a possibility that you are built upside down.

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  Picto Posts: 24,270

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  11/06/14 - 11:10 #32

  Never trust atoms.
  
  They make up everything.

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  11/06/14 - 12:30 #33

  From my old dad...
  There's an arse for every seat!

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  11/09/14 - 15:35 #34

  Every thought in your head doesn't need to come out of your mouth.

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