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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 734
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    Still nothing comes close to Marcus' VT

    "I don't know what makes a man handsome, but i'm cool as f..."
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,126
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    English is like German because when the Nazi's came to Britain....
    Mootle wrote: »
    That is an all time classic :D:D

    Yep...I nearly choked on my late night Hot chocolate.....classic BB moment.:D
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    Marmite that was attached to toast, that was dropped on the floor.. face down GOD DAMN IT IT ALWAYS DOES THAT!

    :p
  • whitewitchwhitewitch Posts: 1,922
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    Marcus (re: his hair) "its not a mullet, a mullet is shorter. this is a tennessee waterfall!"
    :eek::D:eek:
  • SnozzwanglerSnozzwangler Posts: 82,750
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    The guests on BBLB tonight dissing Sree's chat up lines "he's talking about the heart when he's clearly looking at the boobs"
  • Macky-toyMacky-toy Posts: 193
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    Whenever Wolverine opens his mouth, I die with laughter.
  • KookyKatieKookyKatie Posts: 3,031
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    Cairon the horny teenager and Siavash the love guru in full flow, with a little help from Freddie. :)
    Cairon: Noirin though... SH*TTTT!
    Siavash: If I did not have a girlfriend, I would ask her to marry me. I would ask her straight down to f*cking marry me.
    Cairon: Noirin is just f*cking BEAUTIFUL. I could stare at her ALL DAY.
    Freddie: Mmm.
    Cairon: Did you see when she took her top off??? I would bless her body. I would actually BLESS HER BODY.
    Freddie: Those sort of emotions... I just haven't felt in this place.
    Cairon: It's not emotions! It's my d*ck. My d*ck's feeling it.
    Freddie: My d*ck's not feeling anything here.
    Cairon: Sh*t, my d*ck is. My d*ck's feeling that sh*t.
    Freddie: [insistently] My d*ck's not feeling anything here.
    Siavash: [wistfully, placing his hand on his breast] It's not my d*ck. It's my heart that's feeling.
  • revolver44revolver44 Posts: 22,766
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    Sree's "You should mingle with jingle" and "You sound like a pound" are up there.

    Even though he's a complete cock.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,418
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    English is like German because when the Nazi's came to Britain....

    This one gets my vote :D

    Also, pretty much anything Angel says is brilliant :cool:
  • ScottishWoodyScottishWoody Posts: 23,240
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    Rodrigo calling the Queen 'fit' :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 429
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    Phillys Edgar Jones saying Big Bro has a future as long as it gets 3m viewers a night...
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    Marcus to Sree - "Say we were in love and we wanted to get married"
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    after Freddie had been going on about wanting to save the world environmental issues sustainable oil etc

    Siavash went up to him and was asking about "the oil"
    "Do you mean like cooking Oil?"

    Freddie - "No its like Oil oil"
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    weeschmoo wrote: »
    I also thought it was quite funny when Karly called halfwit, dipshit by mistake:D

    Lol, I didn't see this but read it and almost spat my drink out!!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,081
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    sree to lisa "you are sound like a pond"
    :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 214
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    When Halfwit just said in his nomination that "Shree was spending his time currying favour with housemates"
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    Freddie ........justifying his admiration for "anarchists" and then concluding he was in the Conservative party

    i found the English/German Nazi comments saddening. Please someone show the girl a history book. Nice comic timing for the DDay anniversary :S
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 214
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    orry another one I just thought of; when I think it was Angel said "if it was a rating from 0 to 1 she would get 2", brilliant
  • HeyBabyHeyBaby Posts: 5,318
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    "Can I have this biscuit? Just a bite? What about the tea? Just a lick?" - Siavash
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