I must be the only single person on earth

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  • 5340robert5340robert Posts: 2,549
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    Liparus wrote: »
    All the singletons of DS should've done a Spartacus.

    I'm single!

    No I'm single!

    No it's me, I'm single!

    But we wouldn't all end up crucified at the end.

    No all the married and people in relationships should be crucified.
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,794
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    5340robert wrote: »
    I am the only person who is single at work, all of my friends are in relationships. At work everyone talks about there other half i can`t join in, there was a girl i liked and got on with but she is in a relationship.

    Its a crap life. Also an unfair work for single people there should be a movement to discirinate against families and couples and for equal rights for single people.

    If you hate your life do something to change it. What do you want? Stop bloody moaning about it and do something to change it.
  • tremetreme Posts: 5,445
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    5340robert wrote: »
    Benefits - family allowance, tax credits etc

    Property thing - bigger income, easier to get a mortgage and a nicer house.

    There's the clue, "family", there's kids to pay for. You only have yourself to support.

    As for two salaries, well duh, of course...
  • shmiskshmisk Posts: 7,963
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    hey Rob, when the saints has some lovely newspapers you might enjoy, they are full of good news
  • 5340robert5340robert Posts: 2,549
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    Shappy wrote: »
    Can you post another picture of your hot Asian chick friend?

    Oh buy a magazine.
    Caldari wrote: »
    Do you ever give it a rest?

    No not until the world changes its attitude.
    If you hate your life do something to change it. What do you want? Stop bloody moaning about it and do something to change it.

    What do i want ?

    A wife
    Kids
    A good home
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,856
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    TheMunch wrote: »
    There are 7 billion people on Earth...you're not the only single person on Earth.

    For starters, I'm single...so there's at least one other person that's single besides you. :p


    Over here! I'm another. And celibate. And it's not the end of the world. It's robert who won't take a leaf out of the glass half-full brigade's book.
  • CaldariCaldari Posts: 5,890
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    5340robert wrote: »
    No not until the world changes its attitude.

    Have you ever considered that the reason nobody likes you is because it's you who needs to change your attitude?
  • Jimmy ConnorsJimmy Connors Posts: 117,794
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    5340robert wrote: »

    What do i want ?

    A wife
    Kids
    A good home

    Well, go out and find them. You will not find what you seek harping on about your woes on here.

    Unless yo accept Jane Doh's kind offer! :D but I think you'll get more than you bargained for there! :)
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 4,095
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    You will always be single. You're not the type to ever have a relationship.
  • 5340robert5340robert Posts: 2,549
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    treme wrote: »
    There's the clue, "family", there's kids to pay for. You only have yourself to support.

    As for two salaries, well duh, of course...

    Well yes but there are some stupid people on here.
    shmisk wrote: »
    hey Rob, when the saints has some lovely newspapers you might enjoy, they are full of good news

    What ??
  • StarpussStarpuss Posts: 12,845
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    geniusgirl wrote: »
    You will always be single. You're not the type to ever have a relationship.

    ^^^^^ This
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 21,093
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    Give me your age and body and I'll go out on a shagging spree for you. Blummin yoof is wasted on you grrrrr
  • 5340robert5340robert Posts: 2,549
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    geniusgirl wrote: »
    You will always be single. You're not the type to ever have a relationship.

    hope not.
    Sue_Aitch wrote: »
    Over here! I'm another. And celibate. And it's not the end of the world. It's robert who won't take a leaf out of the glass half-full brigade's book.

    thats bad.
  • Super FrogSuper Frog Posts: 11,480
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    Robert trolls you guys constantly and most people still fall for it.

    You're act is tired now rob, I think it's time to go back to the drawing board to think of a new character.

    What ever happened to crazychris?
  • SJ_MentalSJ_Mental Posts: 16,138
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    Grow a set of balls and you might get some attention.

    Spending your life being jealous of siblings and thinking the world has an attitude problem is sad.
  • Zero gravitasZero gravitas Posts: 12,368
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    TBH I'm not at all surprised.:D
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