funny public toilet graffiti.

big brother 9 · 20/02/14 - 02:20

Whats the funniest public toilet graffiti you have seen?

For me its got to be this that I saw in leeds trainstation toilets

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I wanted a poo
But I only farted.

Also have you ever written anything on a door or wall?

degsyhufc · 20/02/14 - 02:23

O Cloacina, Goddess of this place,
Look on thy suppliants with a smiling face.
Soft, yet cohesive let their offerings flow,
Not rashly swift nor insolently slow.

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 02:24

Joe Pooed here - 24th January 2014.

NX-74205 · 20/02/14 - 02:24

big brother 9 wrote: »

Whats the funniest public toilet graffiti you have seen?

For me its got to be this that I saw in leeds trainstation toilets

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I wanted a poo
But I only farted.

Also have you ever written anything on a door or wall?

When was it you were in Leeds, 1978?

trayhop123 · 20/02/14 - 02:24

if you notice this notice
you will notice
that this notice
has nothing worth noticing
and your probably pissing on your shoes

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 02:25

I've written or drawn things on tables. Nothing fancy, usually smily faces or shapes because I'm bored.

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 02:27

One that made me smile was in a cubicle, when sat down at eye level, on the right hand wall was written 'To play Toilet Tennis, look left' So you look to the left wall and it says 'To play Toilet Tennis, Look Right'

Hours of fun

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 02:30

SpangledKes wrote: »

One that made me smile was in a cubicle, when sat down at eye level, on the right hand wall was written 'To play Toilet Tennis, look left' So you look to the left wall and it says 'To play Toilet Tennis, Look Right'

Hours of fun

That reminds me of a quote:

How do you keep an idiot busy? Look below.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Look above.

feckit · 20/02/14 - 02:32

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat to curl one down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick s***... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c*** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 02:32

Don't beam me up, Scotty. I'm having a sh

Alan1981 · 20/02/14 - 02:34

I try to avoid the public toilets whenever possible, so I don't get the time memorise witty graffiti. The only grafitti in the toilets around here anyway, usually involves meeting up to get noshed off or have your back doors smashed in.

dreadnought · 20/02/14 - 02:36

Always a favourite on the hand drier:
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l7e0ukMd101qbgsn4.jpg

vosne · 20/02/14 - 02:39

Alan1981 wrote: »

I try to avoid the public toilets whenever possible, so I don't get the time memorise witty graffiti. The only grafitti in the toilets around here anyway, usually involves meeting up to get noshed off or have your back doors smashed in.

Ah the mother tongue is truly a beautiful thing

venusinflares · 20/02/14 - 02:56

big brother 9 wrote: »

Whats the funniest public toilet graffiti you have seen?

For me its got to be this that I saw in leeds trainstation toilets

Here I sit
Broken hearted
I wanted a poo
But I only farted.

Also have you ever written anything on a door or wall?

A couple of variations on yours as it was seen in Leeds Market toilets (not the railway station), circa 1980 and it said:-

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid a penny
But I only farted.....

grauniad · 20/02/14 - 03:17

venusinflares wrote: »

A couple of variations on yours as it was seen in Leeds Market toilets (not the railway station), circa 1980 and it said:-

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Paid a penny
But I only farted.....

People must be getting really coy, such genteel language. First version I saw was c1950, and the third line was ' Paid for a shit'.

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 03:17

feckit wrote: »

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat to curl one down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick s***... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c*** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

I literally LOLed

:D

HarrisonMarks · 20/02/14 - 03:36

It's no use standing on the seat,
The crabs down there can jump six feet.

HarrisonMarks · 20/02/14 - 03:37

Here I sit in stinking vapour,
Some old b***er nicked the paper.

HarrisonMarks · 20/02/14 - 03:38

The painter's work was all in vain,
The s***house poet strikes again.

Mmmbop · 20/02/14 - 03:43

Not one I've seen in person but seen it banded about on the internet:

"Things I hate:
1. Graffiti
2. Irony
3. Lists"

Has nothing to do with toilets but made me laugh

The Finisher · 20/02/14 - 03:51

A few years ago a sign fixed to the public toilets in Mousehole Cornwall that said 'No Dumping' (or words to that effect). It may still be there

Stormwave UK · 20/02/14 - 03:53

I saw one once that made me chuckle.

It was written on the right wall, and said "Toilet tennis, look right."

The22ndRachel · 20/02/14 - 04:06

I've seen in toilets:

"Here lies the entrance to the Chamber of Secrets."

[Deleted User] · 20/02/14 - 04:09

my old hospital male staff loo had this

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Urea.png

took me ages to find out what it meant - god bless wiki

jsmith99 · 20/02/14 - 04:37

The funniest thing I've seen was :

"My mother made me a homosexual"

And underneath ...oh, you've heard it.

dekaf · 20/02/14 - 05:10

feckit wrote: »

The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat to curl one down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: 'Hello mate, how are you doing?'

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude, so I replied 'Not too bad thanks.'

After a short pause, I heard the voice again 'So, what are you up to?'

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, 'Just having a quick s***... How about yourself?'

The next thing I heard him say was "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some c*** in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say.'

Nargoth wrote: »

I literally LOLed :D

- Made me laugh too.

Hey there!

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