I doubt it - at the very least, she's been hanging out with (and getting p*ssed with) this bloke for the past week. There's plenty of photographic evidence to back that up! So that makes the story at least partially accurate.
Think that's unkind on Mark Croft, after all he's held the title for a long time. In fact, I find Anthony Lowthers face most disturbing. His mouth is very odd, like he can't quite close his lips over his massive teeth, (as she can't) and his hair is too high. Very odd.
My benchmark for good looking men is Hugh Jackman. handsome, charming and talented.
I hope I'm allowed to tell this story here, if not, I'll soon find out.
Don't even know if it's true that Jordan took the cage fighter back to her place and asked him to wait in the marble hall while she slipped into something more comfortable upstairs.
She removed her hair extensions, then her false nails. washed off the false tan. Cleaned her tooth veneers. Had a quick botox injection unstuck the gaffer tape supporting the silicone bags and shouted to the guy, "OK, I'm ready now."
He called back, "well you've removed everything else, just through it down."
On a serious note, I turned against her when she stood on the staircase of her new home and announced, "You lot watching this have paid for all this" as she flung her arms wide to show it. Nasty, nasty woman.
I am sure she run her hands up and down her body and said 'this body has paid for all this'. I wonder which series and episode it was as it will probably be on youtube.:)
I doubt it - at the very least, she's been hanging out with (and getting p*ssed with) this bloke for the past week. There's plenty of photographic evidence to back that up! So that makes the story at least partially accurate.
Very true.
CCTV pics of them in the hotel, all over each other in bars and clubs and in the chippy were a feature of the Sunday redtops this week.
If I were Peter I wouldn't be very happy about her liason with this guy.
This paragraph just about sums up the pure class surrounding this gruesome pair -
''After tucking into curry and champagne with friends, the pair headed upstairs. They sneaked into the sixth-floor Kop suite, which is adorned with Liverpool FC memorabilia and a king-size four-poster bed.''.
How romantic - a curry, probably followed by the farts and the squits and certainly stinking breath - then bedding down in a room full of naff football rubbish. What with her fake concrete boobs and his squashed hooter, they must have made a lovely couple.
This paragraph just about sums up the pure class surrounding this gruesome pair -
''After tucking into curry and champagne with friends, the pair headed upstairs. They sneaked into the sixth-floor Kop suite, which is adorned with Liverpool FC memorabilia and a king-size four-poster bed.''.
How romantic - a curry, probably followed by the farts and the squits and certainly stinking breath - then bedding down in a room full of naff football rubbish. What with her fake concrete boobs and his squashed hooter, they must have made a lovely couple.
I doubt even Jordan fancies him. He is nothing more than a toy to prove to the public that she is a desirable woman and that Pete is therefore a loser for letting her get away and she's completely over him because now she's been dumped, she suddenly realises that he is a nothing. And so on and so forth.
I doubt even Jordan fancies him. He is nothing more than a toy to prove to the public that she is a desirable woman and that Pete is therefore a loser for letting her get away and she's completely over him because now she's been dumped, she suddenly realises that he is a nothing. And so on and so forth.
Well said. The only thing you left out is that she seems to have to buy the ugly gits affections - reportedly a £4k watch and BMW so far! Shows how very desirable she is for herself and what sort of a bloke he is to take such presents/bribes. :eek:
Mark Croft mark 2! :mad:
What gets me, is that she was always going on about the flash, famous, rich blokes who fancied her when she was married - and now she's reduced to having to buy the "affections" of this low-rent bozo. It's also reported today that he has a long-time girlfriend and is denying having an affair with Jordan! Who can blame him! I'd be ashamed/embarrassed too. :sleep:
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I doubt it - at the very least, she's been hanging out with (and getting p*ssed with) this bloke for the past week. There's plenty of photographic evidence to back that up! So that makes the story at least partially accurate.
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/posts/view/91073/Jordan-s-hat-trick/
I am sure she run her hands up and down her body and said 'this body has paid for all this'. I wonder which series and episode it was as it will probably be on youtube.:)
Very true.
CCTV pics of them in the hotel, all over each other in bars and clubs and in the chippy were a feature of the Sunday redtops this week.
If I were Peter I wouldn't be very happy about her liason with this guy.
what vile stupid woman that she is
What a 'class act'.:):rolleyes:
''After tucking into curry and champagne with friends, the pair headed upstairs. They sneaked into the sixth-floor Kop suite, which is adorned with Liverpool FC memorabilia and a king-size four-poster bed.''.
How romantic - a curry, probably followed by the farts and the squits and certainly stinking breath - then bedding down in a room full of naff football rubbish. What with her fake concrete boobs and his squashed hooter, they must have made a lovely couple.
I'm gonna have nightmares now
I was just thinking the same!!
I would imagine so. :sleep:
Sun claims Pete's 'horrified'.
See here for an idea of what this eejit does for a 'living'.
http://www.wec.tv/
Well said. The only thing you left out is that she seems to have to buy the ugly gits affections - reportedly a £4k watch and BMW so far! Shows how very desirable she is for herself and what sort of a bloke he is to take such presents/bribes. :eek:
Mark Croft mark 2! :mad:
What gets me, is that she was always going on about the flash, famous, rich blokes who fancied her when she was married - and now she's reduced to having to buy the "affections" of this low-rent bozo. It's also reported today that he has a long-time girlfriend and is denying having an affair with Jordan! Who can blame him! I'd be ashamed/embarrassed too. :sleep:
Let Jordan go off with Mark Croft which will spare us from them both and dont they deserve each other
YUK YUK YUK
Although this bloke seems very like Croft - but with fists! :eek:
MissKatiePrice: is verrrrrrrrrrry happy an going to bed
about 11 hours ago from web
Oh yeh we all know why...all the column inches this weekend and all the rumpy pumpy