Zayn Malik left one direction to become a monk
"Any fans thinking of breaking in are reminded of Suffolk Police’s recent announcement that they are to begin shooting suspects on sight as part of a cost-cutting measure." :-D
We successfully convinced our Yorkshire Tea drinker that Yorkshire Tea has been given protective status and will now only be made a sold in Yorkshire. A colleague even made a fake news story She was already planning on moving
Zayn Malik left one direction to become a monk
"Any fans thinking of breaking in are reminded of Suffolk Police’s recent announcement that they are to begin shooting suspects on sight as part of a cost-cutting measure." :-D
Suffolk Gazette seems to have gone overboard on April Fools' stories. There are at least ten on that page.
The Sun has new limited edition bank notes with Simon Cowell on the Fiver and Helen Mirren imitating the Queen on the tenner.
Plus news that 5ive and Blue are merging and going on tour with Flue!
I am guessing these are both April Fools.
But it is hard to tell these days - BBC Breakfast had a shepherd who lets his sheepdog have time off so uses a camera drone called Shep to herd his sheep instead.
Never heard them say it was a fool - but that is the sort of thing someone could actually dream up for real in our crazy world.
If it is true someone will now start a Twitter campaign to protect the jobs of endangered sheepdogs.
The April Buses magazine had one in two weeks ago saying that a new version of the Borismaster takes to the streets today. Built especially for Manchester as part of the government's new transport deal for the north it will be called the 'Norrismaster' after the front runner for mayor of Greater Manchester - local newsagent Norris Cole. They have clever computer generated images of the traditional red and white and orange Norrismasters that would start trial services from a bus stop at Rosamund Street from 'the morning of the Wednesday before Easter'. Just in case you had not cottoned on yet.
Oh, and they had announced that the Manc version of the Oyster card for use on these new services would be known as the barmcake!
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When you email a colleague and tell them to press 'CTRL', 'ALT' and the 'DOWN' arrow on their keyboard, on their Windows based computer..........
;-)
That article is from 31st March
12ft Batman statue for Haverfordwest in honour of local boy Christian Bale (check out the name of the local ward councillor)
Kim Kardashian ice lolly
Chocolate flavoured version to follow shortly.
nope.. that's an actual thing.
Additional funding is being sought to purchase a Bat-Signal to be placed at Haverfordwest Castle to project the famous bat symbol into the night sky.
Brilliant idea;
......however, I think “Prof Al Soil”, the head of the NSBH, will have some explaining to do if Prince Charles gets wind of it.
I only wish that one was true ..... imagine the fun we'd have. And the outrage of our resident Rufus
Zayn Malik left one direction to become a monk
"Any fans thinking of breaking in are reminded of Suffolk Police’s recent announcement that they are to begin shooting suspects on sight as part of a cost-cutting measure." :-D
Made me smile.
(at least I hope it was one
Plus news that 5ive and Blue are merging and going on tour with Flue!
I am guessing these are both April Fools.
But it is hard to tell these days - BBC Breakfast had a shepherd who lets his sheepdog have time off so uses a camera drone called Shep to herd his sheep instead.
Never heard them say it was a fool - but that is the sort of thing someone could actually dream up for real in our crazy world.
If it is true someone will now start a Twitter campaign to protect the jobs of endangered sheepdogs.
Oh, and they had announced that the Manc version of the Oyster card for use on these new services would be known as the barmcake!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVo_wkxH9dU
I suspected at 6am when they previewed the story it was going to be an April Fool.
Blimey - not to mention all the comments.
Must be a very slow news day in Suffolk. Again.