Don't sit on your 3DS. . or key it. .or throw it at the sun. . or stare at its hinge!

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• gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  28/02/11 - 11:18 #2

  health and safety..love it

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• Delboy219 Posts: 3,193

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  28/02/11 - 12:10 #3

  You can't sit on it or stare at it? Whats the point?

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• DarkestHour Posts: 1,380

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  28/02/11 - 12:15 #4

  Ha, awesome.

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• adziee Posts: 828

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  28/02/11 - 14:25 #5

  What an evil duck.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 633

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  28/02/11 - 15:46 #6

  Just think... for every one of those warnings there was (at one point or another) someone in the world that necessitated it's creation.

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• FunkmasterT Posts: 14,369

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  28/02/11 - 16:23 #7

  Don't let my 3DS get too close to the sun? I'll try my best.
  
  
  No promises on the vases though.

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• Soundburst Posts: 13,195

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  28/02/11 - 18:37 #8

  Monkeylord wrote: »

  Just think... for every one of those warnings there was (at one point or another) someone in the world that necessitated it's creation.

  
  Police Officer: Ma'am what exactly happened in the kitchen the day of your daughter death?
  
  Woman: Well sir. I was just cleaning my hands an I heard my daughter waddle in. I turned around and I saw a toy duck paddle across the table and push the DS off the table onto my daughters head, killing her.
  
  Police Officer: ......a duck.......

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• gillyallan Posts: 31,722

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  28/02/11 - 19:00 #9

  The sitting one could actually mean not to swallow it and try to crap it back out, as it'll get stuck half way :eek:

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 2,187

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  28/02/11 - 20:26 #10

  gillyallan wrote: »

  The sitting one could actually mean not to swallow it and try to crap it back out, as it'll get stuck half way :eek:

  
  LMAO!!! :D:D:D:D

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• MD1500 Posts: 14,234

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  02/03/11 - 21:47 #11

  I can figure out the other warnings, but I'm completely lost about the hinge staring.

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• fastest finger Posts: 12,872

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  03/03/11 - 09:40 #12

  I think the "staring at the hinge" thing is a warning about the telescopic stylus which pops out the back and could poke you in the eye.

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• Yuffie Posts: 9,864

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  03/03/11 - 14:21 #13

  fastest finger wrote: »

  I think the "staring at the hinge" thing is a warning about the telescopic stylus which pops out the back and could poke you in the eye.

  
  Like the stylus is on a spring and is triggered by looking diretly at it !

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• gdjman68wasdigi Posts: 21,705

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  03/03/11 - 18:38 #14

  i will laugh if thats in the manual

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• stud u like Posts: 42,100

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  03/03/11 - 18:43 #15

  Why is there a naked fella with a 3DS up his bottom?

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• November_Rain Posts: 9,145

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  04/03/11 - 08:52 #16

  That's the funniest thing I've seen all week.

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 97

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  04/03/11 - 12:24 #17

  lol those are brilliant. from the same minds that brought you the nuclear was survival guide....

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• [Deleted User] Posts: 127

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  04/03/11 - 21:41 #18

  stud u like wrote: »

  Why is there a naked fella with a 3DS up his bottom?

  
  LOL!!!!

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• Paparazzo Posts: 6,155

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  05/03/11 - 23:24 #19

  The one with the guy staring at the hinge blatantly means that you shouldn't stare at it if you have laser beams coming out from your eyes. *tut*

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• MD1500 Posts: 14,234

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  06/03/11 - 21:43 #20

  It's almost worth buying a 3DS to see those images in the manual.
  It would be hilarious if they didn't bother to print an English explanation.

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• MD1500 Posts: 14,234

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  24/03/11 - 19:24 #21

  According to the manual, the reason you can't stare at its hinge is because it's an infra-red receiver and it could damage your eyesight.....

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