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If God really knew what he'd created...

N20JetCarN20JetCar Posts: 208
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...He'd have made Jesus mixed race.

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    silentNatesilentNate Posts: 84,079
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    If he had existed he would have looked as if he was from Arabic decent surely? :confused:
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    BaffrobesBaffrobes Posts: 3,699
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    And a hermaphrodite.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 17,470
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    N20JetCar wrote: »
    ...He'd have made Jesus half-caste.

    Discuss!

    Mixed race, please! :eek:
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    N20JetCarN20JetCar Posts: 208
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    silentNate wrote: »
    If he had existed he would have looked as if he was from Arabic decent surely? :confused:

    No, because all life started in Africa and Africa (and maybe the Carribean countries) were the first countries on earth
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    ThinWhitePukeThinWhitePuke Posts: 358
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    He was, various reports have him as being of Nigerian or Palestinian descent so darkish skinned
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    GirthGirth Posts: 12,403
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    horns wrote: »
    Mixed race, please! :eek:
    'Dual heritage', shirley?
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    N20JetCarN20JetCar Posts: 208
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    horns wrote: »
    Mixed race, please! :eek:

    black and white
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    BaffrobesBaffrobes Posts: 3,699
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    ThinWhitePuke wrote: »
    He was, various reports have him as being of Nigerian or Palestinian descent so darkish skinned

    I thought he was a fat white dude with rosy cheeks and a big white beard?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Baffrobes wrote: »
    I thought he was a fat white dude with rosy cheeks and a big white beard?

    That's Santa
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    AM ScannerAM Scanner Posts: 164
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    N20JetCar wrote: »
    ...He'd have made Jesus half-caste.

    Discuss!

    Made life simple by having one breed of human who lives in harmony
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    GirthGirth Posts: 12,403
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    captainkremmen wrote: »
    That's Santa
    No, he's big and red with horns and cloven hooves.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Girth wrote: »
    No, he's big and red with horns and cloven hooves.

    That's my Tranny outfit :D:D
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    BaffrobesBaffrobes Posts: 3,699
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    Girth wrote: »
    No, he's big and red with horns and cloven hooves.

    That's Eamonn Holmes.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    Baffrobes wrote: »
    That's Eamonn Holmes.

    :D:D:D
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    GirthGirth Posts: 12,403
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    captainkremmen wrote: »
    That's my Tranny outfit :D:D
    Baffrobes wrote: »
    That's Eamonn Holmes.
    captainkremmen cross-dresses as Eamonn Holmes? The mind boggles...
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    BaffrobesBaffrobes Posts: 3,699
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    Girth wrote: »
    captainkremmen cross-dresses as Eamonn Holmes? The mind boggles...

    I'm sure it's done in the best possible taste. :)
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    user1234567user1234567 Posts: 12,378
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    ....he'd scrap it and start again!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,630
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    You should see what we do to Ruth :)
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    GetMeOuttaHereGetMeOuttaHere Posts: 17,357
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    If there really is a God, then Jesus can be whatever he wants to whoever believes. Surely that is one of the points of a God.
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    BrooklynBoyBrooklynBoy Posts: 10,595
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    N20JetCar wrote: »
    ...He'd have made Jesus mixed race.

    Discuss!

    no.







    Do you have a point of view on this or are you just instructing others to discuss it on your behalf?
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    Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    Jesus was mixed raced. He was half god, half human. :D

    you can't get any more mixed race than that.
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    Rose BuddRose Budd Posts: 4,178
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    N20JetCar wrote: »
    No, because all life started in Africa and Africa (and maybe the Carribean countries) were the first countries on earth

    Oh get real. All life started millions of years ago. Jesus if still alive, and if existed would be 2,010
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    irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Flamethrower100 wrote: »
    Jesus was mixed raced. He was half god, half human. :D

    and he had two dads... talk about being ahead of the times!
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    Flamethrower100Flamethrower100 Posts: 14,106
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    irishguy wrote: »
    and he had two dads... talk about being ahead of the times!

    Joseph was his step dad. :D And he created a lot of family problems. They even had an argument when Jesus, told Joseph that he wasn't his real dad.
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    irishguyirishguy Posts: 22,172
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    Flamethrower100 wrote: »
    Joseph was his step dad. :D And he created a lot of family problems. They even had an argument when Jesus, told Joseph that he wasn't his real dad.

    I don't remember that in the new testament! "and lo did jesus and joseph argue and joseph sent jesus to his room where he proceeded to play Nine Inch Nails at full volume to make his parents crazy"
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