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Jamie Oliver - hot or not?

nick202nick202 Posts: 9,919
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Hi guys,

Any1 here think Jamie Oliver is sexy, especially any gay lads? Never used to, but in past few months I think he's become quite sexy and have started to really fancy him... Any1 else think the same?
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    MelodybearMelodybear Posts: 10,835
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    NOT! Yuk...Fat tongued and wet lipped. Not nice the thought of kissing him!
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Not Not Not!! :eek:

    OMG he is the absolute antithesis of sexy!

    I feel ill....
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 3,455
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    He looks like Lou Beale and I suspect he smells like stale coconut cookies.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Lou Beale??!! Haha :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 1,240
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    I like him, but not in that way.
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    PANNAL1PANNAL1 Posts: 8,905
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    Not in a million years.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    He's awful; he always comes across as being such an obnoxious sod as well.
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    Ella NutElla Nut Posts: 9,016
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    Not. Ever.
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    Sun_BeamSun_Beam Posts: 11,600
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    Originally posted by Melodybear
    NOT! Yuk...Fat tongued and wet lipped. Not nice the thought of kissing him!

    What a lovely image you've just conjured up there, Mb! :eek: :D

    I've never thought of Jamie as attractive, cute or anything similar.... I use to like him a lot a few years ago, I liked his honesty and down to earth behaviour, but I've completely gone off him the past year or two.... he's everywhere these days, over-exposed isn't the word! I find him quite smug and self-satisfying.... he think's he bloody superman with his school dinners crusade! :rolleyes:
    Originally posted by justin1972uk
    He looks like Lou Beale and I suspect he smells like stale coconut cookies.

    PMSL - never seen the resemblance until now! :eek: :D
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    littlefrolittlefro Posts: 3,119
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    Jamie's done and dated now, same level as Gary Rhodes.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    In a recent poll he was voted as being the most popular TV chef.

    I don't know how he does it; he's such a preaching, irritating git these days.
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    MadonnaMIXMadonnaMIX Posts: 9,692
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    Not :eek:
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    nick202nick202 Posts: 9,919
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    so that'll be a no, then... anyone care to leap to my defence?
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    It looks like a resounding 'No' all round. :D
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    familytreefamilytree Posts: 795
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    Sloopy wrote:
    It looks like a resounding 'No' all round. :D

    Not in a 'fanciable' way but I think he has great people skills, so I like him.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    Yeah - great at berating people. :D
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    Milk MaidMilk Maid Posts: 216
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    I would marry him for his money.
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    SloopySloopy Posts: 65,209
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    You'd have to - he's not got anything else going for him. Well, there's his cooking skills, I suppose. :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 23,067
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    nick202 wrote:
    so that'll be a no, then... anyone care to leap to my defence?

    Sorry, no.

    I'm sure he's nice enough & his wife & mother love him, but "sexy", no.
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    The PrumeisterThe Prumeister Posts: 22,398
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    Melodybear wrote:
    NOT! Yuk...Fat tongued and wet lipped. Not nice the thought of kissing him!



    Heheheheheh.

    What she said :D
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 409
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    Jamie is a diamond geezer but his tongue is much too big for his mouth, not nice! :eek:
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    Miss_MooMiss_Moo Posts: 8,997
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    NOT!

    *shudders*
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 204
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    Gay lad here, and no, unfortunately not. I don't think I would even touch Mr Oliver with someone elses ten foot barge pole!
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 9,499
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    No way on this earth do I find fat old Jamie Oliver attractive and his rubbery lips are enough to put anyone off :(

    In short: EWWWWWWW!

    EDIT: I am a female. :D
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