neither my husband, nor I have ever watched a porn movie. I know some people might find that strange, but it really doesnt appeal to either of us.
Last weekend though we went to a warehouse where a 'gone out of business' shop had been storing their wares. basically, if they dont reclaim the stock after so long, the warehouse flogs it to pay the rent.
Anyway, we know the guys who owns the warehouse, and we went for a rummage in all the boxes. We came back with a black bin liner full of stuff, and as we were leaving the guy who owned it popped some videos in the bag. We didnt look what they were.
Well, I got home and looked at the back .... and its vile. Its all anal stuff. Plus, we dont own a video recorder - so even if we did want to watch them, we couldnt !!
We offered them to my husbands friend, and he doesnt have a video either.
Yes hardcore is legal in this country. A bill was passed, very quietly, a few years ago to allow the sale and viewing of hardcore porn. Animal porn is still illegal. The problem I find with hardcore porn is that there is too much arse shagging. Also why does the director have to concentrate on a close up of the arse shagging for 20 minutes? I personally like to see a beautiful woman having sex and not a biology film.
Firstly, how did you offer them to him (exact words please) and second, how disapointed was he when he realised he didn't have a video?!
I dont know quite how my husband offered him the videos - but they are good mates, so it was probably in a rude, crude way !!! And apparently he was VERY dissapointed that he couldnt watch them. He is single ... and is very much into his porn.
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Yes, filling you in is perfectly legal.
Brilliant
7.8/10.
LOL!
I see what you did there :cool:
In that case, it isn't...
Hence you shouldn't be looking at or interested in what is legal in regards to Porn.
PS: I know you're not 12 :P
Well that kind of ruins the joke doesn't it...
Last weekend though we went to a warehouse where a 'gone out of business' shop had been storing their wares. basically, if they dont reclaim the stock after so long, the warehouse flogs it to pay the rent.
Anyway, we know the guys who owns the warehouse, and we went for a rummage in all the boxes. We came back with a black bin liner full of stuff, and as we were leaving the guy who owned it popped some videos in the bag. We didnt look what they were.
Well, I got home and looked at the back .... and its vile. Its all anal stuff. Plus, we dont own a video recorder - so even if we did want to watch them, we couldnt !!
We offered them to my husbands friend, and he doesnt have a video either.
*sigh*
Third question...What excuse did he make when he rushed off to currys?
I dont know quite how my husband offered him the videos - but they are good mates, so it was probably in a rude, crude way !!! And apparently he was VERY dissapointed that he couldnt watch them. He is single ... and is very much into his porn.
Seeing as I am gay anyway I usually only see arse shagging. I like it though.
You're 12 years old ... and you have seen a lot of 'arse shagging' :eek:
But only in properly licensed shops ... i believe!!