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You are in a restaurant and realise the chef is a sex offender / murderer

starry_runestarry_rune Posts: 9,006
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2795269/paedophile-24-raped-12-year-old-girl-handed-job-chef-jamie-oliver-s-fifteen-restaurant-ahead-thousands-disadvantaged-applicants.html?ito=social-facebook
Can anyone suggest(sensibly please) what we should do with these people once they have served their time in prison? We must be releasing similar offenders all the time and they have to re join society and earn a living so what is the answer? Do we leave them to their own devices on the dole or, as it would appear in this case, give them a chance if they show that they want to change their lives and start again?

Would you react like this?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQE0blj5iyI

or not care?

Another point is that footballer who whos been released and people think he should just quietly disappear. But hes not hurting anyone playing football!
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    steveh31steveh31 Posts: 13,516
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    and what is wrong with the existing thread on this?
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    idlewildeidlewilde Posts: 8,698
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    "Where am I now?"
    "You are in a restaurant, there is a person in front of you. He's the chef, and a sex offender. Take three steps forward"
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    dee123dee123 Posts: 46,273
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    :o What if you realize the chef is a cannibal?
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    chris1978chris1978 Posts: 1,931
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    How would anyone know when dining if the chef was a sex offender or murderer? Maybe if he came in and reccomended the main dish with fava beans and a nice Chianti one might get suspicious.
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    PictoPicto Posts: 24,270
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    dee123 wrote: »
    :o What if you realize the chef is a cannibal?

    Then don't order the long pig.
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    sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    "Where am I now?"
    "You are in a restaurant, there is a person in front of you. He's the chef, and a sex offender. Take three steps forward"

    :D

    "Spellcasting: P-E-D-O-S-H-I-E-L-D".
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    gasheadgashead Posts: 13,822
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    starry_rune wrote: »
    Would you react like this?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQE0blj5iyI

    or not care?
    The second one I think. Hang on, processing, processing... yep, definitely the second thing.
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    SnrDevSnrDev Posts: 6,094
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    In that position I'd go for the steak probably.

    Next question then. You're in restaurant, the chef is a convicted axe murderer. The waiter sets off to deliver the main course to table 6 before they've all finished the starter. What do you do?

    a) Restart play with a drop-ball

    b) Award an indirect free-kick for offside

    c) Allow play to continue but later caution the waiter at a suitable break in play

    d) Start a thread on DS being sure to include the words nonce, pedo and Daily Heil.

    You are the ref.
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,003
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    I'd be utterly shocked.
    It would mean it was after 9am, and I should have been at the other cleaning job an hour ago. :o
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    BlueEyedMrsPBlueEyedMrsP Posts: 12,178
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    I'd decline the secret sauce?
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    Kiko H FanKiko H Fan Posts: 6,546
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    SnrDev wrote: »
    In that position I'd go for the steak probably.

    Next question then. You're in restaurant, the chef is a convicted axe murderer. The waiter sets off to deliver the main course to table 6 before they've all finished the starter. What do you do?

    a) Restart play with a drop-ball

    b) Award an indirect free-kick for offside

    c) Allow play to continue but later caution the waiter at a suitable break in play

    d) Start a thread on DS being sure to include the words nonce, pedo and Daily Heil.

    You are the ref.

    e) Cut off their goolies.
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    SchmiznurfSchmiznurf Posts: 4,434
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    As long as they don't do anything nasty to my food I would be fine.
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    dylan99dylan99 Posts: 10,004
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    I'd put a ring on it.
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    sodavlacsodavlac Posts: 10,607
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFg-DV3-kFU - I'd change that into "You can't taste Paedophilia". You technically can, but the least said about that the better.
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    Tal'shiarTal'shiar Posts: 2,290
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    Sounds like one of those old school RPGs, the Livingstone ones with pen and paper.

    "You find a sex offender in the cafe. Do you?

    A. Leave and find another place to eat
    B. Use your enchanted Sword to do battle
    C. Invoke the righteous stupidity of the daily mail readership and lead a lynch mob to murder the pedo and set the establishment ablaze, using one DEX potion in the process"
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    stoatiestoatie Posts: 78,106
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    Kiko H Fan wrote: »
    e) Cut off their goolies.

    "Hey, I've worked with these kids. I know their problems; I know their parents. And the idea that we should cut off their goolies is THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION!!!"
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 12,003
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    stoatie wrote: »
    And the idea that we should cut off their goolies is THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION!!!"
    Yes, well, the expert opinion seems to be that this is spreading across threads faster than Ebola right now
    :D:D:D
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    Keyser_Soze1Keyser_Soze1 Posts: 25,182
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    stoatie wrote: »
    "Hey, I've worked with these kids. I know their problems; I know their parents. And the idea that we should cut off their goolies is THE ONLY POSSIBLE SOLUTION!!!"

    I bought the DVD with all of the series not so long back - Constable Savage and Gerald the Gorilla are just a couple of the other sketches that never fail to get a laugh out of me. :D
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    exlordlucanexlordlucan Posts: 35,375
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    I'd give the Chef's special a miss.
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    PuddinPuddin Posts: 439
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    I would get up and leave. I can't believe the amount of people who would happily eat food prepared by a child rapist...
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    gerry dgerry d Posts: 12,518
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    idlewilde wrote: »
    "Where am I now?"
    "You are in a restaurant, there is a person in front of you. He's the chef, and a sex offender. Take three steps forward"

    I'd put the food in my knapsack
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    dylan99dylan99 Posts: 10,004
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    Puddin wrote: »
    I would get up and leave. I can't believe the amount of people who would happily eat food prepared by a child rapist...

    I'd be more shocked the chef was a child then what they get up to outside of work! :o
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    PuddinPuddin Posts: 439
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    dylan99 wrote: »
    I'd be more shocked the chef was a child then what they get up to outside of work! :o

    Hilarious.
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    HogzillaHogzilla Posts: 24,116
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    I'd just hope he'd washed his hands.
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    yaristamanyaristaman Posts: 1,844
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    Puddin wrote: »
    I would get up and leave. I can't believe the amount of people who would happily eat food prepared by a child rapist...

    What's the difference between that and food prepared by anyone else?
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