The 'I really couldn't give a flying chuff about the royal baby' thread

UnrealityTV · 22/07/13 - 19:20

Anyone else want to take refuge in here with me? :cool:

Val_Beam · 22/07/13 - 19:36

We won't escape it,it's all around us and it's closing in fast lol

tommytiger · 22/07/13 - 19:38

Here is an idea, switch your computer off and go to bed.

SegaGamer · 22/07/13 - 20:27

There is no escape unless you lock yourself away and turn everything off.

UnrealityTV · 22/07/13 - 20:28

tommytiger wrote: »

Here is an idea, switch your computer off and go to bed.

At two in the afternoon? Why would I do that?

FFS, it's only a bit of humour. Suggest you open your mind and realise that not everyone goes gaga over some poor woman dropping a sprog in the glare of the media and simpering masses. :rolleyes: :yawn:

Chrisca50 · 22/07/13 - 20:55

24 hour news channels are the bane of my life when an event like this happens - just come back to the Lindo wing when the baby is born and tell us if it's a boy or a girl - let the world news carry on as normal until then.

I wonder what the actual reporters feel about all this, trying to look interested when interviewing the nth person about childbirth/names etc etc etc zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz and breath...lol

Jumbobones · 22/07/13 - 20:59

'It's amayyyzin. I can't wait to see its grasping parasitic little fist giving the finger to all the plebs'

That's a direct quote, but I can't tell you who from.

unknown17 · 22/07/13 - 21:02

I couldn't give a sh-t about this or that OTT marriage. I'm absolutely sick of that pointless waste of space of a family:mad:

Azura's Star · 22/07/13 - 21:08

Jumbobones wrote: »

'It's amayyyzin. I can't wait to see its grasping parasitic little fist giving the finger to all the plebs'

That's a direct quote, but I can't tell you who from.

Definitely Prince Phillip.

Honestly I don't wish them any ill, but she's not the only woman giving birth today, and who knows, one of these "ordinary" babies may well grow up to contribute something valuable and meaningful to the country, which is more than the Royal Sprog will ever do.

jjne · 22/07/13 - 21:29

The only time the royals do me any favours is if one of them kicks the bucket. Then I get a day off work.

So come on Phillip, chop chop!

[Deleted User] · 22/07/13 - 21:31

UnrealityTV wrote: »

Anyone else want to take refuge in here with me? :cool:

I haven't heard a peep about it all day since this morning. Know why? I haven't looked for any info. It's easy to avoid so stop moaning.

Jumbobones · 22/07/13 - 21:36

downtonfan wrote: »

I haven't heard a peep about it all day since this morning. Know why? I haven't looked for any info. It's easy to avoid so stop moaning.

hallc · 22/07/13 - 21:41

Totally not interested. She give birth to heir then a spare and disappear , I hope

orangesmartie · 22/07/13 - 21:43

yay! a thread for me! thanks

The Prumeister · 22/07/13 - 21:46

I feel desperately sorry for the poor little mite.. The weight and expectation of the world on its shoulders and it's not even born yet. Who on earth would actively choose to be born into such a bunch of dysfunctional numpties??

Sluger · 22/07/13 - 21:47

downtonfan wrote: »

I haven't heard a peep about it all day since this morning. Know why? I haven't looked for any info. It's easy to avoid so stop moaning.

I pay for sprog therefore I can moan about it.

[Deleted User] · 22/07/13 - 21:49

Sluger wrote: »

I pay for sprog therefore I can moan about it.

:rolleyes: whatever

Pink Knight · 22/07/13 - 21:50

If it pops out full of green scales or looking like a member of staff, then I might show a tad of interest.

Azura's Star · 22/07/13 - 21:51

The Prumeister wrote: »

I feel desperately sorry for the poor little mite.. The weight and expectation of the world on its shoulders and it's not even born yet. Who on earth would actively choose to be born into such a bunch of dysfunctional numpties??

Well no-one obviously.
Until you consider that the "poor little mite's" mother chose to marry one of the dysfunctional numpties in question and inflict that lack of choice on her child.
Still, beats working for a living I guess.

Jumbobones · 22/07/13 - 21:54

a-ma-deus amadeus
a-ma-deus
amadeus amadeus
a-ma-deus
amadeus amadeus
oh-oh-oh amadeus

barlowconnor · 22/07/13 - 21:54

Me! I'm trying to keep my TV off.

2FS · 22/07/13 - 21:56

Considering the hype, I'm fully expecting the baby to have superpowers and bring about global harmony within 10 seconds of being born.

Skaface · 22/07/13 - 22:00

Hello, is there room for another revolting peasant in here? :cool:

*Lovingly straightens my portrait of Ollie*

2FS · 22/07/13 - 22:09

It will be Lizzies third great-grand child, think of all those extra presents! Time for another pay rise?

lozenger · 22/07/13 - 22:35

Has anyone seen The Guardian website? There's a Republican button which you can press and removes all mention of anything Royal from their website ...:D

http://www.guardian.co.uk

barlowconnor · 22/07/13 - 22:54

lozenger wrote: »

Has anyone seen The Guardian website? There's a Republican button which you can press and removes all mention of anything Royal from their website ...:D

http://www.guardian.co.uk

That's a good idea.

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