My pathetic attempt to emulate the wonderful Tashstopher.... :rolleyes:
Narrator: as the opening number comes to an end Jayne snuggles up to TT for the final pose when.............
Chris: 'shes mine I tell you!!!'
*as he slings Jayne over his shoulder and skates off*
TT: 'Oi mate whatcha doing I was in there!?'
Jayne: 'Noooooooo Take That............ call me'
Wonderful... I think you have been mislead somewhere along the way. I'm not wonderful, I just enjoy writing. In fact if I ever finish my Novel...i'll give you a signed copy, how's that?
Wonderful... I think you have been mislead somewhere along the way. I'm not wonderful, I just enjoy writing. In fact if I ever finish my Novel...i'll give you a signed copy, how's that?
oooo..........excellent ... are T&D in it :rolleyes: ?
Come on Tashster more scripts !! ........... yes thats another hint this one is not so subtle tho ............... maybe I should post some more of the ones I have saved there have only been about 3 on here so far :rolleyes: *muses* ?
Ok its not a script but rather a Bridget Jones style diary entry I have written for the Bridget thread, but to keep our little thread alive here it is......
Diary of Nicky Jones Friday 2nd March
No. of times on camera with T&D: 1 must try much harder!!
No. of times upstaged Jason on camera: 4 improvements needed
9.00 Over breakfast practise Jason’s cutting one liners until they sound completely natural.
10.30 Pick outfit for Saturday, hmm…….is a red polo neck a step too far? Note to self ask wardrobe mistress on set…
14.00 Plan accidental trip to the rink in hopes of bumping into Jayne and a camera crew or two.
14.30 Little disappointed at finding Chris sans film crew…….although maybe if spend enough time around him the talent may just rub off….now theres an idea!
18.30 Having been politely escorted from the rink pop home for some dinner and formulate new plan of attack.
20.45 Ok I have a plan and feel much better it is soo simple cannot believe I didn’t think of it before…….must stick to Chris like glue whenever possible (to absorb maximum talent) especially at key moments when will be cameras in range….and in between I’ll emulate Jason he seems very popular the audience scream whenever he opens his mouth…
22.00 Lie in bed and focus on positive thinking as recommended by therapist ……….. I am The Dean….be The Dean….come on Nicky focus…
No of course you aren't fighting a losing battle Kell. You'll all get some new Scripts soon, I promise you...Just when exactly is a different matter. :rolleyes:
No of course you aren't fighting a losing battle Kell. You'll all get some new Scripts soon, I promise you...Just when exactly is a different matter. :rolleyes:
Wooooo more scripts ............. tho I meant as in I was failing in trying to keep this thread alive :rolleyes:
jayne: well the fans are always right and we dont want to upset them.
chris: thats true, or we'd have a riot on our...*thud* kien what on earth are you doing at my feet?
kien: *sheepishly looks up* trying to impress you?
Myself - "Yeah...Well, that went well I thought"
Mother - "What? We're alone...On the Ice and Cold, Please explain how!"
Myself - "It could be worse, they could have ripped up the petition...We're in control!"
<Chris and Jayne wander back to us>
Jayne - "We have looked at this and been...
Chris - "...Thinking. Sorry Jayne, that old habit of finishing..."
Jayne - "..My sentences again?
Myself - "FINISH MINE, FINISH MINE!"
Mother - "What me? Okay, Chris...I would like to..."
Chris - "...Hurt me?"
Jayne - "Now i'm really confused...I'll guess at marry...Am I right?"
Myself <Grabbing onto Chris and won't let go>
Chris - "I seem to have picked something up here"
kien: 'damn that man...he's gone across the ice...he
knows we cant skate!'
myself: 'ahem...i think that was the point my dear girl..'
kien: 'great. we've lost him and jayne....'
<i but in suddenly>
myself: 'but noooo *spotting a sledge nearby* letd get on this and slide across the ice!'
kien: 'ingenious'
<we climb on...with a little difficulty>
myself: 'ahhh....the sledge seems to have come to an abrupt halt....'
kien: 'in the middle of the ice...great...'
myself: '...idea? yeh i know. haha have you notice how we're finishing each others...'
kien: '...sentences? yes. just like jayne and chris. However mother you have failed to realise that finishing each others sentences WILL NOT GET US OFF THE ICE!'
myself: 'hmmm...yes we'll need to work on that one.'
Myself - "Parla Piu Piano...<Continues singing in Italian>
Mother - "Look, now is not the time! We need to get across this ice to the un-obtainable ones!"
Myself - "But...It's the song I'm going to seranade Chris with when I snag him <Continues singing>
Mother - "Oh dear lord...Help me..."
Carmen - <From across the ice talking to Jayne> So you and Phil...How is that going by the way? Bad? Oh I am happy...I mean sorry, so sorry to hear that!
Mother - "What is she doing? She could be helping us!"
Myself - "No need...<Points as Chris is skating over to them>
Chris - "Okay, so you're both slightly obsessed with me and yeah it petrifies me but...I wouldn't be a gentleman if I didn't help you ladies off the ice...Now come on, grab my arms...I'll hold you..."
Myself <Sigh> And?!
Mother - "Yeah, And? Nice one Kien. Put him on the spot!"
Chris - <Sigh> And i'll never let go...Is that what you what of me? - Am I just a possession to you girls?
Hey Priggster (LTNS ) & Honey ........... my cunning plan to lure people onto the thread is working ......... I have all Tash's scripts saved and I havn't changed any names honest tho Tash may have posted it twice.... :rolleyes:
Priggy! Where've you been, I haven't seen you on d and t for ages!
i know, i haven't been on that thread for ages. I've only been coming to the DOI part of DS since yesterday following the chaos of the first night. So i have no idea what is going on there.
i know, i haven't been on that thread for ages. I've only been coming to the DOI part of DS since yesterday following the chaos of the first night. So i have no idea what is going on there.
Comments
Yep.........twas subtle no
That'd be cool it'd leave to a very hyper jealous Chris :rolleyes:
Well have you :rolleyes: ?
Narrator: as the opening number comes to an end Jayne snuggles up to TT for the final pose when.............
Chris: 'shes mine I tell you!!!'
*as he slings Jayne over his shoulder and skates off*
TT: 'Oi mate whatcha doing I was in there!?'
Jayne: 'Noooooooo Take That............ call me'
Woo hooo someone read my script
Wonderful... I think you have been mislead somewhere along the way.
oooo..........excellent
Nope, it's a Medieval Adventurery thing, with Knights and Magic, Think Dungeons & Dragons.
hmmmm...............could I imagine they're in it
Oh don't worry, have already done the whole...*Imagines Chris as a Knight* thing.
erm............Ok
Diary of Nicky Jones Friday 2nd March
No. of times on camera with T&D: 1 must try much harder!!
No. of times upstaged Jason on camera: 4 improvements needed
9.00 Over breakfast practise Jason’s cutting one liners until they sound completely natural.
10.30 Pick outfit for Saturday, hmm…….is a red polo neck a step too far? Note to self ask wardrobe mistress on set…
14.00 Plan accidental trip to the rink in hopes of bumping into Jayne and a camera crew or two.
14.30 Little disappointed at finding Chris sans film crew…….although maybe if spend enough time around him the talent may just rub off….now theres an idea!
18.30 Having been politely escorted from the rink pop home for some dinner and formulate new plan of attack.
20.45 Ok I have a plan and feel much better it is soo simple cannot believe I didn’t think of it before…….must stick to Chris like glue whenever possible (to absorb maximum talent) especially at key moments when will be cameras in range….and in between I’ll emulate Jason he seems very popular the audience scream whenever he opens his mouth…
22.00 Lie in bed and focus on positive thinking as recommended by therapist ……….. I am The Dean….be The Dean….come on Nicky focus…
Hope you liked it.....
Wooooo more scripts
chris: aha, whats this?....a petition?
jayne: what on earth for?
chris: it demands we marry each other....
jayne: well the fans are always right and we dont want to upset them.
chris: thats true, or we'd have a riot on our...*thud* kien what on earth are you doing at my feet?
kien: *sheepishly looks up* trying to impress you?
Myself - "Yeah...Well, that went well I thought"
Mother - "What? We're alone...On the Ice and Cold, Please explain how!"
Myself - "It could be worse, they could have ripped up the petition...We're in control!"
<Chris and Jayne wander back to us>
Jayne - "We have looked at this and been...
Chris - "...Thinking. Sorry Jayne, that old habit of finishing..."
Jayne - "..My sentences again?
Myself - "FINISH MINE, FINISH MINE!"
Mother - "What me? Okay, Chris...I would like to..."
Chris - "...Hurt me?"
Jayne - "Now i'm really confused...I'll guess at marry...Am I right?"
Myself <Grabbing onto Chris and won't let go>
Chris - "I seem to have picked something up here"
kien: 'damn that man...he's gone across the ice...he
knows we cant skate!'
myself: 'ahem...i think that was the point my dear girl..'
kien: 'great. we've lost him and jayne....'
<i but in suddenly>
myself: 'but noooo *spotting a sledge nearby* letd get on this and slide across the ice!'
kien: 'ingenious'
<we climb on...with a little difficulty>
myself: 'ahhh....the sledge seems to have come to an abrupt halt....'
kien: 'in the middle of the ice...great...'
myself: '...idea? yeh i know. haha have you notice how we're finishing each others...'
kien: '...sentences? yes. just like jayne and chris. However mother you have failed to realise that finishing each others sentences WILL NOT GET US OFF THE ICE!'
myself: 'hmmm...yes we'll need to work on that one.'
Myself - "Parla Piu Piano...<Continues singing in Italian>
Mother - "Look, now is not the time! We need to get across this ice to the un-obtainable ones!"
Myself - "But...It's the song I'm going to seranade Chris with when I snag him <Continues singing>
Mother - "Oh dear lord...Help me..."
Carmen - <From across the ice talking to Jayne> So you and Phil...How is that going by the way? Bad? Oh I am happy...I mean sorry, so sorry to hear that!
Mother - "What is she doing? She could be helping us!"
Myself - "No need...<Points as Chris is skating over to them>
Chris - "Okay, so you're both slightly obsessed with me and yeah it petrifies me but...I wouldn't be a gentleman if I didn't help you ladies off the ice...Now come on, grab my arms...I'll hold you..."
Myself <Sigh> And?!
Mother - "Yeah, And? Nice one Kien. Put him on the spot!"
Chris - <Sigh> And i'll never let go...Is that what you what of me? - Am I just a possession to you girls?
Jayne and Carmen in unison - "YES!"
'chaos of the first night'? Good to see you babes