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ASDA Abuse
Invent Meridian
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Yes, another tale of misery from the home for the inbred hooligans.
I went shopping today at my local ASDA Wal*Mart Supercentre (because it is the easiest hypermarket to get to for me) and was verbally abused twice, both by 'customers'.
23rd September 2012, 13:17. Having just entered the establishment I picked up two newspapers before heading through the entrance gates towards the bakery. As usual, the rolls of my preference were 'unavailable'. I then travelled to the packaged brand bread. Having chosen Warburtons Toastie bread due to the lack of available Hovis varieties I rotated the trolley to point south. Whilst passing a long stationary trolley I heard what I can only describe as a female Bonobo say 'don't worry I will just wait here while you pass' in an unsatisfactory sarcastic manner. Ignoring this I walked further along before here said person say 'f*cking idiot'. I promptly replied 'inconsiderate ape faced cow' loudly, she laughed but many people looked at her with disgust. I continued with my shopping.
13:26. Approaching the 'meat' aisle I rotated the trolley to point west. Continuing up the aisle I passed an individual resembling an oversized rotten tomato who was standing in the middle of said aisle. Just as I had passed him to get a packet of unsmoked bacon, the impersile began shouting abusive language at me because I was 'standing where he was looking'. I replied do not stand so far back from the shelves then. I called him an 'overgrown, drunken, inbred hooligan' before walking off whilst he was still verbally abusing me. He only stopped when an ASDA employee came into his vision. I was shaking with rage after this incident, I do not know how I didn't hit him. I continued with my shopping, passing through checkout 37 before leaving, vowing never to return.
Why is it people can just insult others for no apparent reason. From now on I will choose to go to another supermarket even if it will inconvenience me.
I went shopping today at my local ASDA Wal*Mart Supercentre (because it is the easiest hypermarket to get to for me) and was verbally abused twice, both by 'customers'.
23rd September 2012, 13:17. Having just entered the establishment I picked up two newspapers before heading through the entrance gates towards the bakery. As usual, the rolls of my preference were 'unavailable'. I then travelled to the packaged brand bread. Having chosen Warburtons Toastie bread due to the lack of available Hovis varieties I rotated the trolley to point south. Whilst passing a long stationary trolley I heard what I can only describe as a female Bonobo say 'don't worry I will just wait here while you pass' in an unsatisfactory sarcastic manner. Ignoring this I walked further along before here said person say 'f*cking idiot'. I promptly replied 'inconsiderate ape faced cow' loudly, she laughed but many people looked at her with disgust. I continued with my shopping.
13:26. Approaching the 'meat' aisle I rotated the trolley to point west. Continuing up the aisle I passed an individual resembling an oversized rotten tomato who was standing in the middle of said aisle. Just as I had passed him to get a packet of unsmoked bacon, the impersile began shouting abusive language at me because I was 'standing where he was looking'. I replied do not stand so far back from the shelves then. I called him an 'overgrown, drunken, inbred hooligan' before walking off whilst he was still verbally abusing me. He only stopped when an ASDA employee came into his vision. I was shaking with rage after this incident, I do not know how I didn't hit him. I continued with my shopping, passing through checkout 37 before leaving, vowing never to return.
Why is it people can just insult others for no apparent reason. From now on I will choose to go to another supermarket even if it will inconvenience me.
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One likes to vent one's anger on a public forum. I doubt one would have made a new topic if the situation was not true.
Oh, thank you.
Copper? More like walt!
I would go to Waitrose but both the nearest branches are in the middle of undesirable towns.
this could be the problem
I hope you paid for it at the checkout first?:mad:
It seems to me that no matter where one visits in the county of Hampshire, the quality of the people does not improve. I am hoping to get a higher paid job soon so I may be able to move to a better area.
Which would be...
Croydon is one and so is Chelmsford
How very dare you. I don't believe Waitrose can be found in undesirable towns, or at least not in less undesirable parts.
Face it, you go in ASDA because it allows you to be thoroughly disgusted, which you enjoy so much more than any shopping for products mostly beneath your contempt.
A trip there never fails to remind me that I'm at the very top of the gene pool.
It wasn't a Norfolk brand by any chance?
Ha Ha Ha Ha - you are a true comedian
It is a better choice than the Tesco Extra (which I have to travel through the town centre to get to and is generally filthy) and the aforementioned Waitrose. I may try the large Co-operative food a few miles away, it looks like I will have to revive my Co-op card.
I think I can see the problem your having.....try to stop rotating your trolley....try pushing it like everbody else
I will sell Tofu but I will feel dirty