Sex-wise, a bottle of poppers, some lube and use your imagination.
Otherwise, I like to break out a sweat doing some HIIT exercises, maybe throw in some yoga poses and a little dance to my favourite music. Really, who needs drugs when you can do star jumps to some old school tunes?
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Its from ann summers. It cost me just under £30. Plus it vibrates really loud :-D
With your mother making me a nice sandwich after an afternooooon of luuuurvve.😄
Has it loosened any of your teeth?
Loud isn't good! I'd be asking for a refund!!!
It was up to that point the happiest moment of my life and still comes a close second to the birth of my kid
I get my wife to sit on her hand till its numb, then its like a threesome.
Other than that, a good film and a BBQ Chicken pizza, or a good episode of The Walking Dead.
Makes one wonder how Muffin The Mule got the name.
Ah, the old 'dead hand gang'
Just make sure your mum doesn't walk in midway through your vinegar strokes.
I love the way you're still pretending to be a female when it's obvious you're a 40 year old trucker from Harrogate
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Alternatively have my lass hoover it with her mouth (I should be so lucky).
I've corrected that for you Billy.
Yes.......... To eat a salad, that's what I do
Otherwise, I like to break out a sweat doing some HIIT exercises, maybe throw in some yoga poses and a little dance to my favourite music. Really, who needs drugs when you can do star jumps to some old school tunes?