Now, I'm no ...........

Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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......Comedian. But you lot are :D. Give us your best 'I'm No's :D

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  • Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    No takers?
    Was hoping for some vets or psychologists at least :D
  • benjaminibenjamini Posts: 32,066
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    Joni M wrote: »
    No takers?
    Was hoping for some vets or psychologists at least :D

    I didn't understand the question sorry :confused:
  • Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    i'm no fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock, that kinda thing?
  • Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    benjamini wrote: »
    I didn't understand the question sorry :confused:

    Apologies Benj... it is based on Anton Deck starting their dialogues with 'I'm no ...... but.
  • Joni MJoni M Posts: 70,225
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    i'm no fred Flintstone but i can make your bedrock, that kinda thing?

    Ok. I'll take it Billy :D
  • Billy_ValueBilly_Value Posts: 22,920
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    Joni M wrote: »
    Ok. I'll take it Billy :D

    i usually a fan of iac but this year just ain't doing it for me, i think it needs a comedian in it
  • Hairy HaggisHairy Haggis Posts: 127
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    LoL I love when Ant does his "I'm no........."

    They are funny together Ant & Dec !

    I'm No Chef but last nights meal of "Mutton Bird" 😳 looked like 💩
  • jojo the joyfuljojo the joyful Posts: 17,515
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    I'm no "Simon Cowell" but does being a twice failed X Factor candidate make you a celeb ?

    I'm no Des O'conner but Melanie Sykes always has me giggling with her

    I'm no sugar daddy hunter, but even if I were I would still want exclusive rights to my shagincome machine.
  • lightdragonlightdragon Posts: 19,059
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    Now I'm no Hugh Hefner, but I think Gemma's chances of going to the Playboy mansion are zero.

    Now I'm no political analyst, but I think Edwina's tactics in the CIA aren't shady or underhanded enough.
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    The only one I know is far too rude for DS :blush:
  • I'm-a-painI'm-a-pain Posts: 1,586
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    Now I'm no Honours expert, but Vicki Michelle M.B.E.? Why??? What else is she known for apart from 'Allo 'Allo?

    xx
  • Andy_GAndy_G Posts: 11,442
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    Now I'm no fashionista, but have Dec's jackets shrunk in the wash or are they considered trendy nowadays?
  • CranberryappleCranberryapple Posts: 12,723
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    Now I'm no Producer....but Jo Swash!!!^_^
  • jojo the joyfuljojo the joyful Posts: 17,515
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    Andy_G wrote: »
    Now I'm no fashionista, but have Dec's jackets shrunk in the wash or are they considered trendy nowadays?

    Perhaps he is having a growth spurt ? :confused::o:D
  • jeanojjeanoj Posts: 21,852
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    I'm-a-pain wrote: »
    Now I'm no Honours expert, but Vicki Michelle M.B.E.? Why??? What else is she known for apart from 'Allo 'Allo?

    xx

    She got the MBE for her charity work not her acting
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 386
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    Andy_G wrote: »
    Now I'm no fashionista, but have Dec's jackets shrunk in the wash or are they considered trendy nowadays?

    I noticed this too.
    Who does he button the middle buttons and leave the top and bottom ones undone, looks so weird.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,510
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    I'm no "Simon Cowell" but does being a twice failed X Factor candidate make you a celeb ?

    I'm no Des O'conner but Melanie Sykes always has me giggling with her

    I'm no sugar daddy hunter, but even if I were I would still want exclusive rights to my shagincome machine.

    Agreed
  • I'm-a-painI'm-a-pain Posts: 1,586
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    jeanoj wrote: »
    She got the MBE for her charity work not her acting

    Oh, thank you for the info, I didn't realise that. Told ya I was no Honours Expert, lol.

    xx
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 185
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    Jake : I'm no celebrity, but get me in that jungle now !

    Jimmy : I'm no comedian, but I'll have you rolling on the floor with knob jokes and falling over every day.
  • Melephunk2010Melephunk2010 Posts: 38,374
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    Now I'm no Gyneacologist.....

    I'll leave you lot to finsih that one....
  • Blondie XBlondie X Posts: 28,662
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    Now I'm no Gyneacologist.....

    I'll leave you lot to finsih that one....

    That's the one I know :blush:
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