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Wobbly SteveWobbly Steve Posts: 996
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Who picks up guide dog sh!t ?

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    shakeyershammyshakeyershammy Posts: 18,913
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    Whose idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 'S' in it?
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    2-Pot Screamer2-Pot Screamer Posts: 34,238
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    Why is there only one Monopolies Commission, and why isn't there one for Snakes and Ladders?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 2,657
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    They say' its a small world'............ i still wouldn't fancy painting it!
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    #5
    Why paint the town red?
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    [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 36,012
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    #6
    When crossing a one-way street, look in both directions. :)
    In case a big blue van is coming the wrong way, :eek:
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    Why is dyslexia so hard to spell ?
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    ohmygoshohmygosh Posts: 9,697
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    Always keep your eye on your opponent!;)
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    shakeyershammyshakeyershammy Posts: 18,913
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    Can fat people go skinny-dipping?
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    Babe RainbowBabe Rainbow Posts: 34,349
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    How do you manage if you want to go to self assertiveness classes but are too shy to phone up and book ?
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    ohmygoshohmygosh Posts: 9,697
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    Babe Rainbow wrote: »
    How do you manage if you want to go to self assertiveness classes but are too shy to phone up and book ?

    :D:D:D:D:D :cool:

    tickled me pink that one, furthermore how can u be tickled pink:eek::D
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    tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 22,480
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    Why didn't I see any canaries in the wild when I went to Tenerife?
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    SystemSystem Posts: 2,096,970
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    Why don't hotdogs taste of dog?
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    tanstaafltanstaafl Posts: 22,480
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    *** Linz *** wrote: »
    Why don't hotdogs taste of dog?
    They're hot. What more do you want? Jam on them?
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    Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    Why do people talk about being 'head over heels'? My head's over my heels most of the time.
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    shakeyershammyshakeyershammy Posts: 18,913
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    Is it because light travels faster than sound that some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
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