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in "The Simpsons", which 'lazy Chief Wiggum' moment is your favourite?
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My contender for the above would be the moment in "Itchy & Scratchy: The Movie" (1992) when Maggie drives a car past the police officers (despite being a baby), and Wiggum says: 'Why isn't that cute? A baby driving a car. And look (pointing off-screen) there's a dog driving a bus!'
Another example is from "The Springfield Files" (mid-90s), when an unnamed guest character walks into the police headquarters and says to Wiggum that he has committed a crime and wants to hand himself in, prompting Wiggum to say (while miming) 'Sure, let me type it up on my invisible type-writer!' This just moments after Homer tried to report a ghost he had seen in the field, the previous night, prompting the same reaction from Wiggum.
Another example is from "The Springfield Files" (mid-90s), when an unnamed guest character walks into the police headquarters and says to Wiggum that he has committed a crime and wants to hand himself in, prompting Wiggum to say (while miming) 'Sure, let me type it up on my invisible type-writer!' This just moments after Homer tried to report a ghost he had seen in the field, the previous night, prompting the same reaction from Wiggum.
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Also when he is trying to describe his location and best description he can manage is driving on asphalt and passing directly under the Sun right about....now!
or describing a suspect as 'hatless. repeat, 'hatless'
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someone phoning up the police and he answered the phone 'you've got the wrong number, this is 91....2'
Yes, it is. It's from the Season 3 episode 'Dog Of Death'
Not sure of the episode although not a Wiggum lazy moment but comment. Ralph scared of something "I'm so scared that i a'm too scared to wet myself"
Chief Wiggum "Don't worry it'll come":D
He sees apu dead in the machine and carrys on drinking it.
And 'Who shot Mr Burns' when Burns gets shot Wiggam says 'This isnt Mr Burns at all, its a mask' then only to realise its Mr Burns after trying to pull his face off!
I know he's not taking much but it's just funny
Classic
Lou: Looks like trouble at the Simpson house
Wiggum: Ah forget it thats two blocks away
Lou: Looks like theres beer coming out of the chimney
Wiggum: I am proceeding on foot!
Lou: Everyone, we need pretzels, repeat, pretzels!
:D
There is a chilli cooking competition where Wiggum makes his chilli.
Homer tastes it and says to Wiggum "Don't give up your day job...whatever THAT is !!"
Marge: Oh my God! He's dead?!
Chief Wiggum: Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up.
Woman: My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband's DWI?
Chief Wiggum: Um, why don't you talk to that officer over there? I'm going out to lunch.
Driving while intoxicated I believe, basically its drink driving
Thanks!