What message would you put on a tennis ball?

masierose · 18/07/13 - 09:05

New HM's arriving soon,public want more showmances

ShadowTillNow · 18/07/13 - 09:18

"Have you seen my racket?"

Speckled_Hen · 18/07/13 - 09:21

Purple. wrote: »

Jack and Joe aren't really twins :eek:

There is another house watching you :eek:

There is a washing machine :eek:

Haha, these are all great.

JFDonaghy · 18/07/13 - 09:37

something about vanilla and playfighting.

or some Daily Star headline like;
Daley in safe house sex shocker: Vanilla Hazel's crave for chocolate led to bust up.

hunkydory · 18/07/13 - 09:55

no one's watching you

[Deleted User] · 18/07/13 - 10:32

Slazenger - that would keep them guessing...

Bonniekilty · 18/07/13 - 11:09

Rylan hates Jackie.

spiker · 18/07/13 - 11:37

Gina is a man.

[Deleted User] · 18/07/13 - 11:53

Daley has won half of the prize fund.

annie24601 · 18/07/13 - 12:04

Get Dave out

bleary_eyed · 18/07/13 - 12:09

"Nothing written on a tennis ball is true"

A little paradox to keep Dan busy for a while

[Deleted User] · 18/07/13 - 12:09

Fanntastik wrote: »

"Dan is an actor"

Dan would start questioning himself.

OMG He would start leaping in the air, arms flapping, shrieking hysterically "I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!"

pwuz · 18/07/13 - 12:19

Something about dan, he seams the most unhinged in there."dispose Dan"

[Deleted User] · 18/07/13 - 12:19

"play catch with me"

or

"one of you is a convicted murderer"

Grandmother · 18/07/13 - 12:28

'Call 0902 050 5808, to make the world a better place.'

It wouldn't mean much to the hoosemates, but if enough viewers picked up the phone, if we believed in ourselves enough, maybe we could make a difference?

Roland Mouse · 18/07/13 - 12:34

"Daley is returning to the house on Monday!"

"This tennis ball is funnier than the twins!"

"Dan should question the questioners" (That will make his head explode)

Dan: Interrogation is a form of Threatening and Intimidating behaviour.