If you've been bunged up for a week I suggest getting a laxative from your GP despite your reservations. The relief and sensation was mind-blowing when it worked after a few hours. You won't regret it.
A home made enema kit is probably the way to go. I think you just need a hot water bottle rigged up to some suitable tubing. Failing that, you could probably use a direct feed from the shower hose... although not if you have a power shower.
If prunes do not work, I can assure you that stuff they give you from the hospital will certainly work — http://fleetlabs.com/fleet_enema_products.php?panel=0 A good squirt of it up the anus wait a few minutes and constipation is history:D
If you are still up and reading this , take a tablespoon full of olive oil in the morning before you eat anything. It'll soften things up and get your bowel working again.
A home made enema kit is probably the way to go. I think you just need a hot water bottle rigged up to some suitable tubing. Failing that, you could probably use a direct feed from the shower hose... although not if you have a power shower.
I'm sorry but...I've been laughing at that for at least 2 minutes straight...shows my level of humour!! xD :kitty:
I can vouch for Guinness in terms of it 'working' you, but it IS lovely stuff! Drank a pint and a bit on my weekend in Dublin
A pint and a bit on a weekend in Dublin
I had eight on my first night watching live Irish music/dancing in the hotel concert bar.
The taste and texture is unique in Dublin.
It goes down like milk and doesn't give (me) a hangover.
Then I had two more days to go in search of it
After all those ideas for moving the bowels I wonder if they worked for Billy_Value and if he tried them all together he could, as a result, now be on the loo evacuating a week's worth of poo into the ever filling lavatory pan and has therefore not got the time to post the results. More to come soon perhaps:D
I find exercise, such as strenuous running, helps the gut flow. Drink loads of water and eat more roughage (fruit and veg). Is it a painful constipation, or more simply an irregular bowel movement? If the former, a visit to your GP may be in order.
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works for me, has to be the proper stuff though, not instant, and the stronger the better
I'm sorry but...I've been laughing at that for at least 2 minutes straight...shows my level of humour!! xD :kitty:
He should take up smoking a Woodbine first thing in the morning, guaranteed Bowel Shower.
litre of water
fruit
strong coffee
wait an hour or 2
sound the toilet evacuation alarm
I had eight on my first night watching live Irish music/dancing in the hotel concert bar.
The taste and texture is unique in Dublin.
It goes down like milk and doesn't give (me) a hangover.
Then I had two more days to go in search of it
Leave me out of this please, I don't know you or the OP
and apples
For maximum effect I'd make it an all you can eat buffet.