Cheryl Cole's 2011 calendar is here......

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  • LolaSveltLolaSvelt Posts: 2,293
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    Useless woman.
  • JohnFlawbodJohnFlawbod Posts: 4,667
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    LoveBug. wrote: »
    THe cover pic is disgusting, but the second pic is Chezza back to her best

    Are you So stupid that you believe these photographs were taken this week? They're rehashed rubbish from shoots years back - like CC can even be arsed to do tacky Calendar shoots anymore when her fans are so dumb they'll buy anything with her name on it regardless...it's called "money for old rope" in the business and if you want proof: can anyone see one mosquito bite on any of those pics?
  • LemonPledgeLemonPledge Posts: 6,277
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    What's with the firt shot of open legs?!

    She doesn't really have any other selling points though, does she?
  • JohnFlawbodJohnFlawbod Posts: 4,667
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    She doesn't really have any other selling points though, does she?

    Didn't Disney make a live-action film about with floating robots with big eyes a few decades back?
  • chuck_wipplchuck_wippl Posts: 5,099
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    She doesn't really have any other selling points though, does she?

    What about her unique and beautiful singing voice?

    Or her long flowing locks of luscious hair?

    Her sparkly white teeth?

    Her naturally tanned legs? (Those babies are toned, I'll give 'er that!)
  • JohnFlawbodJohnFlawbod Posts: 4,667
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    What about her unique and beautiful singing voice?

    Or her long flowing locks of luscious hair?

    Her sparkly white teeth?

    Her naturally tanned legs? (Those babies are toned, I'll give 'er that!)[/QUOTE]

    So is the M25: it's the amount of traffic.
  • chuck_wipplchuck_wippl Posts: 5,099
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    No way! :eek:

    Well I've always thought Cheryl Cole was extremely frigid!
  • BrokenArrowBrokenArrow Posts: 21,665
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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,822
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    Are you So stupid that you believe these photographs were taken this week? They're rehashed rubbish from shoots years back - like CC can even be arsed to do tacky Calendar shoots anymore when her fans are so dumb they'll buy anything with her name on it regardless...it's called "money for old rope" in the business and if you want proof: can anyone see one mosquito bite on any of those pics?

    I said 'back to her best' as in her posing. I love her pose in the second picture. How rude are you?
  • spkxspkx Posts: 14,870
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    Are you So stupid that you believe these photographs were taken this week? They're rehashed rubbish from shoots years back - like CC can even be arsed to do tacky Calendar shoots anymore when her fans are so dumb they'll buy anything with her name on it regardless...it's called "money for old rope" in the business and if you want proof: can anyone see one mosquito bite on any of those pics?

    They quite clearly aren't from years back. They're from a photoshoot she did in the Spring in LA
  • DeeLushDeeLush Posts: 2,492
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    so beautiful and classy

    oh wait..

    i mean AFTER the sylists makeover of course..

    before:

    http://celebritybackstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cheryl-cole-thong.jpg

    after:
    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oj3auwBHf0oGiM:http://www.fantom-xp.com/wallpapers/84/Cheryl_Cole.jpg&t=1

    I think in the recent pics where she was obviously dressed for the paps whilst going for coffee was the bestw e've seen her ina long time, the over styled look didnt do it for me i think shes much better under styled a little.
  • BrokenArrowBrokenArrow Posts: 21,665
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    They are so desperate to get her launched in the US, they even paid Justin Beiber to name drop her on a TV show as one of his crushes.
  • guffybearguffybear Posts: 1,752
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    DeeLush wrote: »
    so beautiful and classy

    oh wait..

    i mean AFTER the sylists makeover of course..

    before:

    http://celebritybackstage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cheryl-cole-thong.jpg

    after:
    http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:oj3auwBHf0oGiM:http://www.fantom-xp.com/wallpapers/84/Cheryl_Cole.jpg&t=1

    I think in the recent pics where she was obviously dressed for the paps whilst going for coffee was the bestw e've seen her ina long time, the over styled look didnt do it for me i think shes much better under styled a little.



    how dare she evolve as an artist and as a person ?

    the first picture is from about 5 years ago at a G-A-Y gig.

    perhaps you could name a few female performers who look exactly the same as they did 5 years ago
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 143
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    I think they're absolutely stunning and I'm a great fan of Cheryls but I was really hoping for a calendar that would make her look more like a Pop Star and less like a clothes catalogue model. Does anybody get what I mean?
  • Huffy1968Huffy1968 Posts: 1,269
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    DeeLush wrote: »
    OHh yes !! those poor girls i felt sorry for them,.. TOLD what to wear by the wardrobe dept and then ripped apart by cheryl for being overly sexual... completely set up.

    Indeed, as was the Xtra Factor "apology" that Cheryl made to the group afterwards, to make her look more sympathetic... :rolleyes:
  • grimtales1grimtales1 Posts: 46,695
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    I think she looked lovely going out for coffee (if I'm thinking of the same pic), really pretty :)
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    -Jodie- wrote: »
    Does she ever close her legs?

    more than Ashley does.


    surprised she still uses Cole though.....
  • Arsene wengerArsene wenger Posts: 4,766
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    well Ashley isn't a girl so that doesn't really make sense. His legs dont need to be open :)There;ve been loads of rumours about her too.. probably nonsense tho but nothing surprises me about showbiz at all.

    Speaking of Cheryl, where is she these days? She's disappeared from the news altogether. I hope nothing bad has happened this time.
  • Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,714
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    Is she sending Ashley a signed copy (or even a singed copy, lol) with a personal message, saying look what you aint got no more

    :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 235
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    What is with all the praise? She isn`t exactly Brigitte Bardot, there are people in my school who are better looking than her and I would not consider anybody in my school remotely attractive :|
  • stateofgameplaystateofgameplay Posts: 3,578
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    Unigal07 wrote: »
    First page, legs wide open. Nice :eek:

    Just about sums her up. Shes as bad as Jordan etc.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 6,654
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    Lannurst wrote: »
    What is with all the praise? She isn`t exactly Brigitte Bardot, there are people in my school who are better looking than her and I would not consider anybody in my school remotely attractive :|

    Never mind that Bardot is a fascist moron -

    ........mind you, La Cole didattack a black toilet attendant.

    Whatever - it's all a bit meh. I shall be hunting down my Kylie calendar!
  • Gaspanic!Gaspanic! Posts: 2,933
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    Gorgeous looking, especially the second pic.

    I think the thing that makes Cheryl Cole attractive (to me at least) is that when she's not smiling she's got this piercing cold eyed stare, then why she smiles it's like everything lights up.
  • Dennis CDennis C Posts: 1,714
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    Lannurst wrote: »
    What is with all the praise? She isn`t exactly Brigitte Bardot, there are people in my school who are better looking than her and I would not consider anybody in my school remotely attractive :|

    If that's so then do a calendar with them in it for a local charity..... keep us informed on how things are going, woncha? Good luck.....
  • guffybearguffybear Posts: 1,752
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    OATZ MM wrote: »
    ........mind you, La Cole didattack a black toilet attendant.

    !


    as the bog cleaner started it, Cheryl had no control over the race, creed or colour of the so called victim
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