Haters be deadly jealous.
Not long been out of bed after meeting a bird last night, we'd been talking for a while and she said she was gonna be juicy before meeting me.
She sure was, juicy 7 times since 9pm in fact
What's with all this PC garbage?
I'm the type of bloke who opens doors for women, and look after them and keep em free from harm
I'll call a woman love, and expect my tea on the table at 6pm
If I see one I like I'll chat her up with ribald comments and if she's up for it I'll pat her bottom then take her hand
It's too late to change, I wouldn't want to be one of them soft cuthbert types.
And going by experience and the women I talk to etc, its liked and appreciated
Any other blokes like me?
And any chicks on here like your blokes to be a bloke and not girly man?
Some real jealous, green with envy types on here
The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
Some real jealous, green with envy types on here
The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
Seven times - I wish I had such fantastic dreams. My last dream was about crocodiles growing out of my wall.
Some real jealous, green with envy types on here
The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
That's brilliant. Did you record it on your phone?
Some real jealous, green with envy types on here
The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
You think only so called "beautiful people" can pull birds?
Have a bit of confidence, tell em what they want to hear, be cheeky and flirty and they'll lap it up.
The funny thing is, I know I could go in any nightclub and pull a tasty little 20 year old piece, while guys her age are mumbling at the floor
You think only so called "beautiful people" can pull birds?
Have a bit of confidence, tell em what they want to hear, be cheeky and flirty and they'll lap it up.
The funny thing is, I know I could go in any nightclub and pull a tasty little 20 year old piece, while guys her age are mumbling at the floor
Obviously. Your charm is irresistible. If I was a 20 year old piece on here I'd be hounding you with PMs.
You think only so called "beautiful people" can pull birds?
Have a bit of confidence, tell em what they want to hear, be cheeky and flirty and they'll lap it up.
The funny thing is, I know I could go in any nightclub and pull a tasty little 20 year old piece, while guys her age are mumbling at the floor
Dreaming while awake? If only I could do that, I'd be snogging Johnny Depp right now.
Some real jealous, green with envy types on here The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
Maybe the OP could write a self help book and you could get it for Christmas. This time next year you could be banging away for 14 hours a day with many tasty, juicy, little pieces.
Maybe the OP could write a self help book and you could get it for Christmas. This time next year you could be banging away for 14 hours a day with many tasty, juicy, little pieces.
Awaken The Pervert Within is Northcroft's working title...
I also think he should consider The Power of Positive Perving or Men are from Essex, Women are juicy...
Haha good one.
Got day off today so been on cam site and been talking to a nice girl from
Ipswich
She's 23, and a real good looker
I been joking with her and harmlessly flirting, for example she was asking about music and I told her I used to be a singer in a band and if she played her cards right I'd sing a bit of "Bump and Grind" in her ear while we slow danced
She seemed to like it so shes a possible
See, it's that sort of thing the girls like, a bit of cheekiness and some suggestions and they lap it all up
Haha good one.
Got day off today so been on cam site and been talking to a nice girl from
Ipswich
She's 23, and a real good looker
I been joking with her and harmlessly flirting, for example she was asking about music and I told her I used to be a singer in a band and if she played her cards right I'd sing a bit of "Bump and Grind" in her ear while we slow danced
She seemed to like it so shes a possible
See, it's that sort of thing the girls like, a bit of cheekiness and some suggestions and they lap it all up
Unfortunately, that attitude might pull some stupid girls, but you'll never keep them.
I'd much rather have a girl want to stay with me than a cheap shag.
I'm not even remotely jealous of your completely loveless lifestyle.
Haha good one.
Got day off today so been on cam site and been talking to a nice girl from
Ipswich
She's 23, and a real good looker
I been joking with her and harmlessly flirting, for example she was asking about music and I told her I used to be a singer in a band and if she played her cards right I'd sing a bit of "Bump and Grind" in her ear while we slow danced
She seemed to like it so shes a possible
See, it's that sort of thing the girls like, a bit of cheekiness and some suggestions and they lap it all up
Meh - that's nothing. I finished the sky on a 1500 piece jigsaw of Anne Hathaway's Cottage.
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Yes, he's got his own range of special bait. Or so I've heard.
attention is what they crave.
― Cher Lloyd
True dat
I disagree.
You shagging fruit now?
I bet there's couples all over the UK going at it right this minute and saying cringe things like `ooh you're so juicy`
Sex talk is just awful altogether.
Oh My!!! You sound quite a catch
:eek::eek::eek:
I bet Northcroft is the name of your estate innit
The bird I banged 7 times was actually slightly older than me at 43, and she's married
Her husband works nights in a warehouse, so she's all alone from 9pm til 7am
I been talking to her on the cam site for about 6 weeks and things have been getting more and more steamy and she wanted to meet up which we did.
I actually still ache all over this morning as she was insatiable, couldn't get enough of me
Seven times - I wish I had such fantastic dreams. My last dream was about crocodiles growing out of my wall.
That's brilliant. Did you record it on your phone?
Such a stud. :cool:
You forget we've seen your picture.
You think only so called "beautiful people" can pull birds?
Have a bit of confidence, tell em what they want to hear, be cheeky and flirty and they'll lap it up.
The funny thing is, I know I could go in any nightclub and pull a tasty little 20 year old piece, while guys her age are mumbling at the floor
Obviously. Your charm is irresistible. If I was a 20 year old piece on here I'd be hounding you with PMs.
Dreaming while awake? If only I could do that, I'd be snogging Johnny Depp right now.
Yeah, I wish I was creep too...
Maybe the OP could write a self help book and you could get it for Christmas. This time next year you could be banging away for 14 hours a day with many tasty, juicy, little pieces.
Awaken The Pervert Within is Northcroft's working title...
I also think he should consider The Power of Positive Perving or Men are from Essex, Women are juicy...
Got day off today so been on cam site and been talking to a nice girl from
Ipswich
She's 23, and a real good looker
I been joking with her and harmlessly flirting, for example she was asking about music and I told her I used to be a singer in a band and if she played her cards right I'd sing a bit of "Bump and Grind" in her ear while we slow danced
She seemed to like it so shes a possible
See, it's that sort of thing the girls like, a bit of cheekiness and some suggestions and they lap it all up
Unfortunately, that attitude might pull some stupid girls, but you'll never keep them.
I'd much rather have a girl want to stay with me than a cheap shag.
I'm not even remotely jealous of your completely loveless lifestyle.
Meh - that's nothing. I finished the sky on a 1500 piece jigsaw of Anne Hathaway's Cottage.
Get in!!