There's no point in saying Holmes, because no doubt I'd be battered beyond all recognition when he lifts the drape to view what's left of me... I always wanted to look my best for him
He'd solve the crime in 50 mins but still have time to eat at the boat restaurant while being served by a blonde woman wearing a stripy T-shirt and a sailor hat worn at a jaunty angle.
It would have to be Jessica Fletcher, she'd definitely get justice for me.....
You'll have to get acquainted with her then. She always seems to stumble upon a 'death scene' through a nephew or some other spurrious relative who we only see for one episode.
I would do it myself.
I would be 'GHOST DETECTIVE'.
On at the local cineplex
starring PRESTON41 is 'GHOST DETECTIVE'.
with Robert Pattinson, as strange mumbling man, Leonardo DiCaprio is dramatic non-action man, Sam Worthington is saving the world through true love man, and Lindsay Lohan is resident skank.
In 3D.
Yes I am quoting myself.
I want to say that I would be a visible ghost, I do not want people to think they were mad and hearing voices when I tried to interrogate them.:rolleyes:
Someone could have a funny turn.
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YES!!
Edit: Beaten to it.
or ~failing that~~~~~~Jack Frost
Or 'L' from 'Death Note'.
Failing him, Jack Frost or Miss Marple.
There's no point in saying Holmes, because no doubt I'd be battered beyond all recognition when he lifts the drape to view what's left of me... I always wanted to look my best for him
I watched this programme for the first time the other day. It is a bit like Diagnosis Murder, you watch it with shame and disgust for yourself.
But the prospect of being murdered in a acre of vines or a gooseberry bush and found by an inconspicuous gardener does appeal.
I'd want Dexter to exact my revenge though!
Didn't you see the episode Father's Day? :eek:
Nice ending to the Frost series though.
Hate to break the news but, since he had a heart attack and died, he'd be more likely to be chatting you up in the afterlife anyway.
Of course, if anyone wanted to cover both sides of the equation, they could always go for Randall and Hopkirk (Deceased).
He'd solve the crime in 50 mins but still have time to eat at the boat restaurant while being served by a blonde woman wearing a stripy T-shirt and a sailor hat worn at a jaunty angle.
You'll have to get acquainted with her then. She always seems to stumble upon a 'death scene' through a nephew or some other spurrious relative who we only see for one episode.
Yes I am quoting myself.
I want to say that I would be a visible ghost, I do not want people to think they were mad and hearing voices when I tried to interrogate them.:rolleyes:
Someone could have a funny turn.