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Your fave F.R.I.E.N.D.S lines
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All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?
All right, you will notice that I am fully dressed. I, in turn, have noticed that you are not. So in the words of A. A. Milne, "Get out of my chair, dillhole!"
Look at me--I'm Chandler! Could I be wearing any more clothes?
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Monica: The camera adds ten pounds!
Chandler: So how many cameras were actually on you.
There are loads, of course, but that sticks out.
Pheobe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to.
And the whole Monica's humid hair episode.
Security Guard: "Hey, didn't i just kick you outta here?
Phoebe: "No that was Phoebe, im Regina Phalange...PHALANGE!"
That always makes me laugh..her hair just gets bigger and bigger.
Monica: Phoebe, I need to talk to you
Phoebe: Are you leaving the Supremes?
Phoebe: Oh no thanks, I've already seen one.
PHOEBE: Okay. Okay, let's say I bought a really great pair of shoes. Do you know what I'd hear, with every step I took? 'Not-mine. Not-mine. Not-mine.' And even if I was happy, okay, and, and skipping- 'Not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine, not-not-mine'...:D
1. The right phalange on the plane isn't working, air hostess replies 'there is no phalange on the plane, passenger 'there's no phalanges on the plane' and they all get off.
2. Phoebe did you say your aunt's name was Nestle Tollhouse?
Rachel: Have you guys seen my engagement ring
Pheobe: Yes It's beautiful (the way Lisa Kudrow delivered that line was brilliant)
When Ross had the tan
Ross: I know
Rachel: What is up with miss hawain tropic
gum would be perfection? GUM WOULD BE PERFECTION? I could have said that'd be nice, I could have said thanks Ill have a stick, but no, for me gum is PERFECTION. I loathe myself.
Dunno if its exactly that but yeah, I love that one
Oooh this one too:
Rachel: Oh, no! What if she jumps out of the crib!
Ross: Can't hold her own head up... but yeah, jumped.
Rachel: Oh, my God! I left the water running!
Ross: Rachel, relax. You did not leave the faucet running.
Rachel: Did I leave the stove on?
Ross: You haven't cooked since 1996!
Rachel: Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there and —
Ross: Oh, my God, you know what, I think you're right! I think — you know what? Listen, listen: a pigeon... no, no, wait, an eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire! The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid! The eagle, however, misconstrues this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talons! Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water! Baby and bird, still ablaze, are locked in a death-grip, swirling around the whirlpool that fills the apartment!
Rachel: Boy, are you gonna be sorry if that's true.
'Joey doesn't share FOOD!!!'
and when Janice or Chandler say 'OH......... MY.......... GODDDDDD!'
Phoebe: You can touch yourself in front of us, but you can't talk to Rachel.
Ross: What? When have I ever touched myself in front of you guys?
Phoebe: Oh, please. Just before, when you were asleep in the lounge. That Armenian family was watching you instead of the TV.
Rachel: I wonder why Ross said that he died?
Monica: Oh, maybe he was getting him confused with his childhood therapist.
Chandler: He saw a therapist?
Monica: He used to have this recurring nightmare. It really freaked him out.
Rachel: Wow, what was it?
Monica: That I was going to eat him.
Phoebe: Okay, I wasn't rich like you guys, okay? I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony. I had a hard life! My mother was killed by a drug dealer.
Monica: Your mother killed herself!
Phoebe: She was a drug dealer!
"Yes, yes it is. IN PRISON!"
This is my favourite line ever.
LOVE that!
Monica: Wow, uh-what....did he...uh-say
Joey: ducks are heads cos ducks have heads..
Chandler: what kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?!
(Guy) You got sprayed with 2 twos, you better even that out
(Ross) I'm a 4!!!
(Ross tried again to no avail)
(Guy) You got 2 more twos?
(Ross) I'm an 8!!!!!!
Chandler: Making chocolate milk. You want some?
Ross: No thanks, I'm 29.
As I'm reading the quotes, I can picture the scenes in my head!
(door broke and Chandler is trying to get in)
Chandler: I love you.
Monica: I love you too.
Chandler: Are you hugging the door right now?
Monica: Um...no?
Chandler: Oh..yeah, yeah me neither.
Joey: We make fire.
Rachel: Yes it is!
Ross: Err okay, use it in a sentance
Rachel: Err okay; Emma just said Gleebah