People who clap the pilot on landing.
People who drink alcohol midday.
Children on scooters.
Pushy, sandal wearing, muesli eating, breastapo mothers (lots of them here in Balham).
People who move into brand new properties and let them go to ruin.
Cat lovers.
Cats.
Bad breath and bad body odour (no excuse for them).
Slow/old people in supermarkets.
A social gathering in a supermarket which blocks a whole aisle.
People who play and fiddle with their poxy smartphones all the time.
Indescreet, in yer face breastfeeding in restaurants and cafes.
Beards and the crumbs that inhibit them.
Women who wear white jeans with black shoes... WHY?
The random stranger who sits next to you on public transport when there's dozens of empty seats.
Cheap tupperwear shops who can't keep their goods on display INSIDE the shop, it's taking up half the ****ing pavement. Yes all your mops, potties and plastic containers no one wants to buy because it's covered in roadside grime.
Green eyeshadow.
Nosy neighbours.
People who pick any of their orifaces.
Football memorabilia.
* Loan adverts
* Apple Store training classes
* My Marketing Research lecturer
* Insects of any kind
* Baby bores
* People who take far too long to pay for their shopping
* People who try to block my way or push past me
* Pushy parents
* Ads for baby or beauty products - they all make me want to vomit
* Touchy-feely people
* Celebrity magazines
* The X Factor
* Big Brother
* TV soaps and anything related to them
* Zelebs
People who endanger others with things like "we don't need any drugs just take this heather bear and you will be fine".
"Womens rights" when the real right is to do what this "pro-rights" person thinks is best for them and if those pesky women don't make the 'right' choice they should be legally (or bullied) into doing so.
I concur. They tend to be the same type that say that you have, as a parent, the right to raise your child as you like (within the law obviously) and will praise you for doing X, Y and Z but as soon as you do something they disagree with they claim you might as well have given the child a loaded gun.
People who block the whole aisle in supermarkets and you say 'excuse me' and you get look at like a piece of shite
Dog poo on the path
Noisy neighbours
Kids screaming at each other
Sarcastic people
People who are too wrapped up in their own beliefs and don't care about others
People touching me
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Pushy people
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Rude customers who are just in general rude and ignorant to you. Who gives them the right to talk to me like that? Talk to me like that, you get it back in some small form, way or another...
Litter louts. Believe it or not, I saw a beer can placed on the lid of a wheelie bin the other day. You know, lift the fecking lid and put the can in.
Dog shit merchants, who allow their dogs to shit on the pavement.
Mobile phone users in public, in general, for various reasons, whether being loud when speaking, having loud ring tones and generally not paying attention when walking the streets.
Car drivers, who drive badly, have loud 'boom boom' sound systems.
Cyclists who ride fast on the pavements. Use the bloody road, that's what it is there for.
People who tailgate when there is absolutely no need to do so.
People who drive stupidly slow and cause the people behind me to tailgate.
People who you used to go to school with whom never spoke a single word to you or used to hate you, coming up to you in the street and asking you about your life
That awkward moment when you run into an ex.
The dog wanting to play when I'm trying to relax and have had her out for 4 walks today already and played with her around the house - she shoves her toys onto the laptop keyboard pressing buttons in the process = very irritating.
Smelling smoke and getting that urge to light up myself even though I've quit.
The noisy neighbors to the left and the idiot neighbors out the back with that sodding drum kit!
Strictly come dancing/dancing on ice - boring as fook yet other people in the house MUST have it on, despite being outnumbered.
Seeing my ex go out with people who are absolute tramps with no class when he could do 100x better (not myself though, I'm over that!).
Spiders/any flying insect.
Girls who wear leggings as trousers - lass down the street walks past every day with just leggings on, looks bloody awful, you can see the outline of her fat ar*e and on some angles a camel toe, its bloody vile.
Cyclists on the road - sorry guys but you get right on my nerves.
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Untidy people
Moody people
Petty people
Noisy eaters
Stinky people
Bad breath
People
I hate people who moan about people moaning!!
Stop moaning...
I doubt they would be able to do anything at all if I did that. I like your style.
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Being on a diet, hoping to lose 2 stone by Christmas and seeing all the Chrimbo goodies appearing in the shops in September!
People who litter
People who drink alcohol midday.
Children on scooters.
Pushy, sandal wearing, muesli eating, breastapo mothers (lots of them here in Balham).
People who move into brand new properties and let them go to ruin.
Cat lovers.
Cats.
Bad breath and bad body odour (no excuse for them).
Slow/old people in supermarkets.
A social gathering in a supermarket which blocks a whole aisle.
People who play and fiddle with their poxy smartphones all the time.
Indescreet, in yer face breastfeeding in restaurants and cafes.
Beards and the crumbs that inhibit them.
Women who wear white jeans with black shoes... WHY?
The random stranger who sits next to you on public transport when there's dozens of empty seats.
Cheap tupperwear shops who can't keep their goods on display INSIDE the shop, it's taking up half the ****ing pavement. Yes all your mops, potties and plastic containers no one wants to buy because it's covered in roadside grime.
Green eyeshadow.
Nosy neighbours.
People who pick any of their orifaces.
Football memorabilia.
* Loan adverts
* Apple Store training classes
* My Marketing Research lecturer
* Insects of any kind
* Baby bores
* People who take far too long to pay for their shopping
* People who try to block my way or push past me
* Pushy parents
* Ads for baby or beauty products - they all make me want to vomit
* Touchy-feely people
* Celebrity magazines
* The X Factor
* Big Brother
* TV soaps and anything related to them
* Zelebs
That'll do for now...
I concur. They tend to be the same type that say that you have, as a parent, the right to raise your child as you like (within the law obviously) and will praise you for doing X, Y and Z but as soon as you do something they disagree with they claim you might as well have given the child a loaded gun.
Dog poo on the path
Noisy neighbours
Kids screaming at each other
Sarcastic people
People who are too wrapped up in their own beliefs and don't care about others
People touching me
Go compare advert
Pushy people
Countdown
Liza Milleni
Rude customers who are just in general rude and ignorant to you. Who gives them the right to talk to me like that? Talk to me like that, you get it back in some small form, way or another...
Coffee cup ring stains
People who spit on the streets.
Litter louts. Believe it or not, I saw a beer can placed on the lid of a wheelie bin the other day. You know, lift the fecking lid and put the can in.
Dog shit merchants, who allow their dogs to shit on the pavement.
Mobile phone users in public, in general, for various reasons, whether being loud when speaking, having loud ring tones and generally not paying attention when walking the streets.
Car drivers, who drive badly, have loud 'boom boom' sound systems.
Cyclists who ride fast on the pavements. Use the bloody road, that's what it is there for.
Fly tippers, who dump any old crap on the street.
People who tailgate when there is absolutely no need to do so.
People who drive stupidly slow and cause the people behind me to tailgate.
People who you used to go to school with whom never spoke a single word to you or used to hate you, coming up to you in the street and asking you about your life
That awkward moment when you run into an ex.
The dog wanting to play when I'm trying to relax and have had her out for 4 walks today already and played with her around the house - she shoves her toys onto the laptop keyboard pressing buttons in the process = very irritating.
Smelling smoke and getting that urge to light up myself even though I've quit.
The noisy neighbors to the left and the idiot neighbors out the back with that sodding drum kit!
Strictly come dancing/dancing on ice - boring as fook yet other people in the house MUST have it on, despite being outnumbered.
Seeing my ex go out with people who are absolute tramps with no class when he could do 100x better (not myself though, I'm over that!).
Spiders/any flying insect.
Girls who wear leggings as trousers - lass down the street walks past every day with just leggings on, looks bloody awful, you can see the outline of her fat ar*e and on some angles a camel toe, its bloody vile.
Cyclists on the road - sorry guys but you get right on my nerves.
Lads with long hair and lads who wear those awful drop crotch trousers and/or wear those massive boots -> http://s5.thisnext.com/img/shop/865536.jpg
One Direction - Don't know why I just can't stand any of them.
You can't over an over.
People who don't cough in their hands. i find it's mainly adults, which is very bizarre. Children always do it.
People who smell.
People who turn up music in their cars so loud you can't hear yourself think.
Wasps.
People who speak loud on their mobile phones, as if the entire carriage gives a damn about how Sarah isn't paying her share of the bills.
Drivers who don't slow down when you're crossing the road.
Agree with that one.
Also people who have their babies ears pierced
Personalised registration plates
Engineering Works
People who don't clean up after their dogs
Fat birds that pout in photos.
Dogs, Dog Shit, Dog owners, Dog owners houses,
People who eat with their mouths open.
When the Phrase " Yummy Mummy" is used, It's Milf ffs.
People who feel the need to invade my private space.
Bullying.
women that don't put the toilet seat back up when they finish.
and people who moan:rolleyes: