The best Simpsons moment - Seasons 1-10
Phil_Baggers
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Millions to choose from but mine has to be:
Homer: Oh. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how
Or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU
Homer: Oh. And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home wine-making course and I forgot how to drive?
Marge: That's because you were drunk!
Homer: And how
Or: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV1LWhNpTJU
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Chief Wiggum: Your story is very compelling, Mr. Jackass, um, Simpson. Let me just type it up on my invisible typewriter.
Homer: Fine. You don't have to humiliate me.
[leaves, a man enters carrying a blowtorch]
Man: I just torched a building downtown and I'm afraid I'll do it again.
Chief Wiggum: Right. Let me just type that up on my invisible typewriter.
Sideshow Bob: Krusty, can you ever forgive me for framing you and putting you in jail?
Krusty: Hey, if they ever open the books on this telethon, I'm right back in there!
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"I campaigned for the other guy, but I voted for you!"
Genius.
Homer: Stealing! How could you? Haven't you learned anything from that guy that gives those sermons in church? Captain What's-his-name.
We live in a society of laws, why do you think I took you to see all those Police Academy movies? For fun? Well I didn't hear anybody laughing. Did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. Vroom. Beep. Honk. Honk. Ha-ha.
Where was I? Oh yeah, stay out of my booze.
Marge joining in cracks me up every time.
It's season 7 don't worry. It's probably in my top 10 of best episodes
My favorite is the stand off between Bart and Sideshow Bob at the end of Cape Feare. The best Sideshow Bob episode and I love when he sings the HMS Pinafore score
Season 4 epsiode 9: Mr Plow.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWl_PvSlh3s
"Hi Lisa, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers."
One bit that I don't see mentioned much is when the Private Investigator is trying to convince Sideshow Bob to leave town, after maintaining how persuasive he can be.
PI: Come oooooooon, leave town?
Sideshow Bob: No!
PI: Aww I'll be your friend?
Sideshow Bob: No!
PI: Oh you're mean (sulks)
Or the bit where Homer can't adjust to being called Mr Thompson.
Agent: Let's just practice a bit, hmm? When I say "Hello, Mr Thompson" you'll say "Hi!"
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr Thompson.
Homer: (stares)
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr Thompson.
Homer: (stares)
(some time later)
Agent: Urgh, now when I say "Hello, Mr Thompson" and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr Thompson (stomps on Homer's foot)
Homer: (stares) (turns to the other agent) I think he's talking to you.
Also, when I think the episode is pretty much over, "Bake him away, toys" never fails to make me titter.
Homer: Well he may have all the money in the world, but there's one thing he can't buy.
Marge: What's that?
Homer: ...a DINOSAUR.
The barking dog for 'Bite Back with Kent Brockman' makes me laugh as well "Brought to you by *BARK BARK BARK* in association with *BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK*"
I love the Police Academy put downs.
Lisa: We are insured, aren't we, Mom?
Marge: Homer, tell your child what you bought when I sent you to town to get some insurance.
Homer: Curse you magic beans
Marge: While you were out "earning" that dollar, you lost 40 dollars by not going into work. The plant called and said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! A four-day weekend!
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Jasper: Why bother voting? He's guilty.
Flanders: Well, we might as well make it official.
Homer: What does "sequestered" mean?
Principal Skinner: If the jury is deadlocked, they're put up in a hotel together so they can't communicate with the outside world.
Homer: What does "deadlocked" mean?
Principal Skinner: It's when the jury can't agree on a verdict.
Homer: Uh huh. And "if"?
Principal Skinner: A conjunction meaning "in the event that" or "on condition that".
Homer: So if we don't all vote the same way, we'll be deadlocked and have to be sequestered in the Springfield Palace Hotel...
Patty: That's not going to happen, Homer.
Jasper: Let's vote. My liver is failing.
Homer: Where we'll get a free room, free food, free swimming pool, free HBO… ooh! Free Willy!
Principal Skinner: Justice is not a frivolous thing, Simpson. It has little if anything to do with a disobedient whale. Now let's vote!
Homer: Uh, how are the rest of you voting?
Everyone: Guilty.
Homer: OK, fine. How many S's in "innocent"?
Everyone: Aw.
Homer: I'm only doing what I think is right. I believe Freddy Quimby should walk out of here a free hotel.
Last line always raises a smile.
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[looking at Uruguay on a map]
Homer: Heehee. Look at this country. "You are gay."
To this day I have no idea how they got that one past the censors
Others hunt for food
But the only thing I'm hunting for
Is an outfit that looks good
See my vest!
See my vest!
Made from real gorilla chest
See this sweater,
There's no better
Than authentic Irish setter
See this hat, 'twas my cat
My evening wear, vampire bat
These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino
Grizzly bear underwear
Turtlesnecks, I've got my share
Beret of poodle on my noodle
It shall rest
Try my red robin suit
It comes one breast or two
See my vest!
See my vest!
See my vest!
Like my loafers?
Former goafers
It was that, or skin my chauffeurs
But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best
So lets prepare these dogs
Kill two for matching clogs
See my vest!
See my vest!
Oh, please won't you see my vest!
I really like the vest
my personal favourite is the last exit to Springfield episode with the stunning moving singalong. Best single gag was homer telling lisa he got his dent on the head in the strike of '88 then cuts away to homer banging on a catering van loudly questioning wheres my burrito until the lid crashes on his head