People who hammer on your door scrounging cigs for their mum at two o clock in the mo

acker · 12/08/12 - 01:06

Im sure youve all suffered from this . How did you deal with it ?
ETA thats two o clock in the morning ...ran out of space

InMyArms · 12/08/12 - 01:08

I've never experienced this

Tell them to piss off!

Casual · 12/08/12 - 01:10

I live in a nice area and have not therefore experienced this.

InMyArms · 12/08/12 - 01:12

Casual wrote: »

I live in a nice area and have not therefore experienced this.

Wonder if they looked like this?

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:12

Casual wrote: »

I live in a nice area and have not therefore experienced this.

I have lived in alsorts of areas and never experianced this.

Lyricalis · 12/08/12 - 01:13

Can't say this has ever happened to me.

potatolegs · 12/08/12 - 01:15

OMG my next door neighbour used to send her son around asking for ciggys.
On the first day she moved in she asked for a tenner for gas money.
They ask for sugar and everything.
We now say "No" to everything and they got the message.

acker · 12/08/12 - 01:16

InMyArms wrote: »

I've never experienced this Tell them to piss off!

Id love to but I have to live here ...I have " problems" and the last thing I need is a bunch of little chav scrotes practically demanding cigs with menaces with a promise to " give you some back tomorrow mate " ...telling them to piss off though justified would probably be the worst thing I could do....wouldnt want to be seen to be " disrespecting" them innit. :mad::o

dawnrayd · 12/08/12 - 01:17

I've scrounged for cigs on nights out, and occasionally given them out when on the receiving end, but I've never had anyone hammer on my door for a ciggie, and if they did, only my closest mates could expect a civil outcome.

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:17

I've lived in a really shite area and never experienced this

Either don't answer the door, or respond with a simple, "Piss off you little scrote" depending upon mood.

Dare Devil · 12/08/12 - 01:17

I've never experienced this. Why would anyone knock on someone's door asking for cigarettes instead of buying them themselves? Tell them where to go!

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:18

acker wrote: »

Id love to but I have to live here ...I have " problems" and the last thing I need is a bunch of little chav scrotes practically demanding cigs with menaces with a promise to " give you some back tomorrow mate " ...telling them to piss off though justified would probably be the worst thing I could do....wouldnt want to be seen to be " disrespecting" them innit. :mad::o

if your going to be this soft, then now might be a good time to quit smoking

christina83 · 12/08/12 - 01:20

Don't smoke and if someone knocked on my door at that time I'd pretend to be sleeping.

acker · 12/08/12 - 01:21

InMyArms wrote: »

Wonder if they looked like this?

pretty much.

psionic · 12/08/12 - 01:22

acker wrote: »

Im sure youve all suffered from this . How did you deal with it ?
ETA thats two o clock in the morning ...ran out of space

Can't say that's ever happened to me.

I presume you know them well?

dawnrayd · 12/08/12 - 01:24

InMyArms wrote: »

Wonder if they looked like this?

Depending on the time or mood, I'd probably nail her (on the promise of a ciggie, obviously), but it goes without saying she would be significantly hotter when recollecting the tale in front of my disbelieving mates

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:30

I'd peer out of my window to see who was there and if it's someone I don't know, I'd probably just ignore it.

acker · 12/08/12 - 01:31

psionic wrote: »

Can't say that's ever happened to me.

I presume you know them well?

Nope. ...their mum moved here a few weeks ago and shes nobody I know ...its a " secure" court yard ...obviously not " secure" enough . Bang goes the neighbourhood.

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:32

Bark like a rabid dog when they come to the door?

InkyPinky · 12/08/12 - 01:36

maurice45 wrote: »

I'd peer out of my window to see who was there and if it's someone I don't know, I'd probably just ignore it.

I thought this said you'd pee out of your window at first glance.

Which would be one way of doing it I suppose,

Sophie ~Oohie~ · 12/08/12 - 01:36

I've never experienced this, what kind of area do you live in?! People ask me in the street sometimes, but that's all.

I would be a bit suspicious that they're getting a look at your house to burgle it or something, because it doesn't seem a normal thing to do. Not to mention if you don't know their mum, how does she know you smoke?

Sophie ~Oohie~ · 12/08/12 - 01:37

Odd Socks wrote: »

I've lived in a really shite area and never experienced this

Either don't answer the door, or respond with a simple, "Piss off you little scrote" depending upon mood.

Then expect a brick through your window, or a firework through your letterbox, or both?

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:39

InkyPinky wrote: »

I thought this said you'd pee out of your window at first glance.

Which would be one way of doing it I suppose,

Only if it's someone I dislike

:D

[Deleted User] · 12/08/12 - 01:42

Sophie ~Oohie~ wrote: »

Then expect a brick through your window, or a firework through your letterbox, or both?

Then they'd never get their ****, lol

acker · 12/08/12 - 01:49

Sophie ~Oohie~ wrote: »

I've never experienced this, what kind of area do you live in?! People ask me in the street sometimes, but that's all. I would be a bit suspicious that they're getting a look at your house to burgle it or something, because it doesn't seem a normal thing to do. Not to mention if you don't know their mum, how does she know you smoke?

Its a flat and I AM suspicious .:(..." mum" knocked on and "introduced " herself when she first moved into the flats here ( theres only 12 ) a few weeks ago and I stupidly offered her a brew ...this is where having manners has got me

Leicester_Hunk · 12/08/12 - 01:49

acker wrote: »

Id love to but I have to live here ...I have " problems" and the last thing I need is a bunch of little chav scrotes practically demanding cigs with menaces with a promise to " give you some back tomorrow mate " ...telling them to piss off though justified would probably be the worst thing I could do....wouldnt want to be seen to be " disrespecting" them innit. :mad::o

Tell em you have stopped smoking

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