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in I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here! #1
For me, its Dom's comments yesterday asking Gillian why she's screaming and telling her that her screams won't work on the aquatic life!
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  • sparklysheilasparklysheila Posts: 94
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    Shaun re the fainting - if thats real so are my teeth

    :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 31,725
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    "I'm pregnant" has got to be up there if Nanny McPhee really did shout that out.
  • squillionsquillion Posts: 1,123
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    ¤Úna wrote: »
    "I'm pregnant" has got to be up there if Nanny McPhee really did shout that out.

    LOL to Nanny McPhee!
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 151
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    ¤Úna wrote: »
    "I'm pregnant" has got to be up there if Nanny McPhee really did shout that out.

    Yeh, but in the newspaper stories they make it clear she was saying it as a joke....just the papers not letting the facts get in the way of their headlines. For me it was Shaun's comment when they were walking back to camp after Gillian fainted at the live trial. "We get 12 meals and Gillian gets the Academy Award"
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    I loved Britt's outburst about Lembit destroying the lemon.

    Also, Gillian's "but where am I going to do my Pilates?!" about being sent to jail.

    Stacey comes out with some good ones.

    And Jenny on ITV2 describing washing her private parts - "it was foaming like a dog with rabies."
  • cezzycezzy Posts: 4,840
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    "I'm a mango smoothie" - Dom at yesterday's trial. Presume he was comparing himself to the gross smoothies Fainty McFake makes her victims eat.
  • EllefEllef Posts: 4,052
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    sparklysheila wrote: »
    Shaun re the fainting - if thats real so are my teeth

    :D

    Also "We get 12 meals, Gillian gets an Academy Award" (or words to that effect).
  • dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    Ant (via dictophone): "Oh, faint on me, faint on me"

    Ant: "That's the last time I have cheese before bedtime!"

    :D
  • tjbantamtjbantam Posts: 1,330
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    #10
    Stacey: What's Contraband?

    Shaun: It's shit you're not supposed to have!
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    dodgygeeza wrote: »
    Ant (via dictophone): "Oh, faint on me, faint on me"

    Ant: "That's the last time I have cheese before bedtime!"

    :D



    :D:D:D I rolled up at that one by Ant. Still laughing about it today. Superb :D
  • tjbantamtjbantam Posts: 1,330
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    Rusell Kane: She's a turd tinkering piece of Kryptonite
  • Duke of EarlDuke of Earl Posts: 3,851
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    Dom (in response to an Ant/Dec comment about what happens if he does not attempt the task at all): "Has anyone ever done that?" :D
  • EllefEllef Posts: 4,052
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    Gillian, on arrival in the prison: "Where will I do my Pilates?"
  • Deb ArkleDeb Arkle Posts: 12,584
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    Stacey, on the first day: "His penis is smaller than mine!" :D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 149
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    Deb Arkle wrote: »
    Stacey, on the first day: "His penis is smaller than mine!" :D

    forgot that one :D - love stacey she's awesome
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 356
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    After her fainting episode when she walked back into camp and told the she was OK and that she'd been seen someone Dom quipped a "psychiatrist"
  • slade1slade1 Posts: 2,375
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    When Linford carried Gillian back into camp Dom said something along the lines of....

    Are we putting her on the fire, is she our dinner tonight.
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 8,653
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    Anything by Ryder.
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    Ant or Dec (can never remember which one is which) after the swooning "faint" . "Let's get Gillian the attention she needs.........." :D
  • DamandaDamanda Posts: 34,208
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    may10 wrote: »
    I loved Britt's outburst about Lembit destroying the lemon.

    Also, Gillian's "but where am I going to do my Pilates?!" about being sent to jail.

    Stacey comes out with some good ones.
    And Jenny on ITV2 describing washing her private parts - "it was foaming like a dog with rabies."

    I cant think of one... can anyone?
  • OvertheHillOvertheHill Posts: 120
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    Gillian "I can swim if I'm standing up"

    Ant "Erm, that's walking"
    :D
  • LazySusanLazySusan Posts: 6,413
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    Gillian when she said walking out would ruin her TV career - hahaha what career???
  • dodgygeezadodgygeeza Posts: 6,350
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    Britt: "Maybe she will faint again"

    Dom: "If she does I'll kick her"

    :D
  • OldHippy53OldHippy53 Posts: 235
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    Dom Joly when Shaun was the first on the buzzer in the first "kangaroo court"-30 years being illegally sedated, and he's the sharpest of all of us! (OR words to that effect:).D
  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] Posts: 531
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    Not the funniest, but not on this thread yet...
    After Nigel got a tic Stacey was in the BT and she said she thought they would all get tics in their hair especially her - she would be a tic-head! and then laughed at herself.
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